The Coke that Wang Jinbao just drank seemed to vaporize instantly, first burped, then sneezed, and then his eyes burst into stars, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said with round eyes

"Who did you listen to?"

Xu Weiliang glared

"When I just went back to bed and went to my wallet, I habitually glanced at it and found that your thing was gone!"

Wang Jinbao glared at him and said with an extremely disdainful smile

"That's it! Don't fool people here! I've already thrown that thing away! You're a liar here! ”

Unexpectedly, Xu Weiliang pursed his lips and said coldly and unhurriedly

"Believe it or not! You think everyone is like you, they have nothing to do, and they do everything they can! What time did you get up in the morning, did you throw it away, don't you know in your heart?"

Wang Jinbao stood up with a swish and said in a panic

"Boss! Excuse me! It's going to be a little bit of a problem, don't fry my noodles yet! ”

The king of fried noodles said with a smile while inciting the fried scoop back and forth

"It's okay! You get busy first! ”

As soon as the words fell, Wang Jinbao ran like crazy, desperately ran towards the dormitory, ran back to the dormitory Wang Jinbao didn't take off his shoes, stepped directly on Geng Buyue's bed, swooped onto the bed, knelt on the bedside table and looked, his face became sallow, and his head was buzzing, because the Coke bottle he deliberately placed in the corner was gone, and he thought it was over, the disappearance of the Coke bottle with cigarette butts, thinking that it would not be far from his disappearance from school, and instantly spread out on the bed, Geng Buyue glared fiercely

"I'm in a hurry to be reincarnated! I didn't take off my broken shoes, so I stepped on my sheets, are you going to wash my sheets, or are you going to buy me new ones! ”

Wang Jinbao glared

"Oops! Come on! I know you see me all day long! I've been looking forward to my fuck off! Now that you've achieved your goal, it's okay to give you my sheets! Look at what you still like about me, take it all! ”

Geng Buyue was said a little in an instant, and the monk of Zhang Ergao couldn't figure it out, originally a joke, but he didn't expect it to be a little bit, taking advantage of the danger of falling into the well, so he was extremely depressed and said while scratching his head

"Didn't you eat enough today! I still took the wrong medicine when I left in the morning! It's like someone owes you five million and hasn't paid it back! Which one is good for me? Since that's the case, let's not joke! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly, and then said with extreme disdain

"I'm sorry! I've always been like this, it's not like I'm not full! I didn't take the medicine right! That's it! And if you don't pretend to be dead all day long! I knew I was going to be wholesaled! Take a torn sheet and talk about it here, is it interesting? ”

Geng Buyue heard this, and then said while scratching his eyebrows

"You're like a psychopath! What's the wind here? What are you doing wholesale? Besides, goods like yours, who wants to do wholesale what? ”

Wang Jinbao gritted his teeth angrily

"That's it! Three bottles of urine are deducted 30 points! Which bottle of cigarette butt I have, not only is it more than enough to fire me, but it is enough to fire you along with you! ”

Geng Buyue sneered when he heard this

"Oops! Say it's because of this! When Erliang went to his wallet, he said that your bottle of cigarette butt was too dangerous to put on the top of the cabinet! If you don't pack it up quickly, something will happen sooner or later! I'm afraid you'll forget it again, so I'll come and take it down and help throw it in for you! ”

Wang Jinbao instantly became frowning and said with a smile

"Really? Didn't he say he was missing? Said that it was this guy who threw it for a long time! Oops, scared the baby to death! ”

Geng Buyue couldn't help but laugh and glared fiercely

"Oops! Today I finally understand what it means to be a dog-faced! Aren't you kid not afraid of heaven and earth? What a bottle of cigarette butts, scare you kid, this will almost make my bed a water curtain hole! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled and immediately got out of bed, and said while pretending to clean up Geng Buyue's sheets

"Come on, I'll quickly clean Mr. Geng's sheets! The provincial one stained Mr. Geng's clothes! ”

Geng Bu pursed his lips angrily, pushed Wang Jinbao away, and said helplessly

"Get out of the way! My hands are not clean yet, are you taking the opportunity to take my bed sheets, disinfect your hands, or flick the dirt on them! What should I do, I won't feel hungry when I see you and I not eating for three days! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled faintly and patted Geng Buyue on the shoulder

"Well, give me the money for the meal! I'm going to be hungry! Then you slowly clean up the sheets first, and I'll go eat fried noodles! ”

After saying that, Wang Jinbao slipped with oil on the soles of his feet, but as soon as he came to the king of fried noodles, he met Xu Weiliang who was paying for rice, and immediately stepped forward to block it

"That's it! I'll invite you today! ”

Xu Weiliang was stunned for a moment, and then asked extremely puzzled

"Oops! It's really the sun coming out of the west today! The so-called iron rooster will actually take the initiative to treat! That's a rarity! Tell me what's good, did you chase Li Yun after you! ”

Wang Jinbao said with a flushed face in an instant

"Oops! Don't you feel bad if you don't make me happy all day long! Why did you invite you to eat fried noodles, of course, to thank you for helping me throw away that empty bottle! If you have a lot of money, then you can take the two of us' money! I'm thick-skinned, don't be embarrassed! ”

Unexpectedly, Xu Weiliang pinched Wang Jinbao's neck and said while walking towards the store

"Oops! What good things do you think about all day long! I've seen shameless, it's the first time I've seen you so shameless! But you came at the right time, I just ate a little choked on fried noodles, didn't you say that fried noodles and Pepsi go well, that's a perfect match? Then let me live the life of your rich second generation today! ”

Wang Jinbao wanted to throw Xu Weiliang away, and wanted to escape with a victory, thinking that although this bottle of cigarette butts was not discovered by the student union, it was a blessing in misfortune, and finally Xu Weiliang helped throw it away, and a plate of fried noodles was enough to pass away, if you add another bottle of Coke, the cost is a little high, but from another point of view, the brother who sleeps head-to-head can see three bottles of urine on the exposure table, and he was deducted thirty points. If this friendship were to be exchanged for Coke, it should be exchanged not in bottles, but in tons, and then he pretended to be reluctant and walked towards the store

"Alright, don't whip me with the soles of your shoes again! In front of the rich second generation who has oil wells at home, I am directly a poor middle peasant! But as the saying goes, the richer a person is, the more he picks the door, so today I will let you experience the life of our poor! ”

Then the two of them walked out of the store while drinking Coke, but after a few steps, Xu Weiliang suddenly stopped and stared at him very seriously

"Jinbao, don't dare to be so careless after smoking in the future, although you and the bedside urine bottle are road goods, the difference is that you are luckier than him, but you have to remember that luck can't be eaten!"