Wang Jinbao glared, then hugged his shoulders and said with some embarrassment

"Brother, got it! Thank you! ”

Unexpectedly, Xu Weiliang drank a sip of Coke, licked his mouth exaggeratedly, and hugged Wang Jinbao's shoulder very diligently and said

"Oops! This fried noodles are refreshing after eating and drinking Coke! You don't have to thank me! Or maybe we're like that! How about discussing something with you?"

Wang Jinbao thought to himself, as the saying goes, if you have nothing to do, you are either a traitor or a thief, this guy has a bad stomach, and he will definitely not be able to release any good farts after holding it for a long time, it must be a mouse pulling a wooden shovel, with a big head in the back, looking at the bad and smiling

"What's the matter? Let's hear it first! ”

Xu Weiliang glanced at it and said with a wicked smile

"Seeing that you are so sincere, let's do this! From today onwards, I will buy you Coke, and after drinking, you will play cigarette ashes at night, and you will not have to worry about it the next morning, I will be responsible for cleaning the battlefield, how about you just invite me to eat a plate of fried noodles at noon? ”

Wang Jinbao glared, thinking that a bottle of Coke is two pieces of five, and a plate of fried noodles is five pieces, you kid is really a mother, and he actually thought about touching his chest, and then his eyes rolled and said with a smile

"Really? No wonder you don't have hair on your head, it's too smart! But what you said is not a problem! But a rich second generation like you, carrying an empty Coke bottle all day long and cleaning such a battlefield, is really a bit overkill! I think it's a bit overkill, or let's play big! I don't know if you're interested! ”

Xu Weiliang paused slightly, and then said with a wicked smile

"Oops! I'm easily satisfied, as long as you can persevere, and you can ask for a plate of fried noodles at noon every day, then you are even better than my brother who sleeps on my lower bunk! But if you think I'm working too hard and insist on buying Coke for the two of us, and then ask for fried noodles, that's the best! If there is a bigger one, then you can listen to it, I have a bad stomach, see if I can digest it! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled faintly, then licked his lips and said

"Actually, it's nothing bigger! I just want you to go back, let my uncle marry you a daughter-in-law, at night I two finished the small, people, you get up the next morning, come over to clean the battlefield, after the baby is born, in order to maintain your daughter-in-law's figure, we will never give breast milk, milk powder money I contracted, what do you think of this business? When the baby grows up, he will call you dad and me, what do you think? ”

Xu Wei's bright eyes widened and he said

"You kid, what do you think about all day long? My father's daughter-in-law for me, why should I be ruined by you at night, a pervert, do you doubt whether I am a man? Besides, why are you so damaged, don't say anything about harming my daughter-in-law, and then there is a disaster to my baby, do you have a wolf heart or a beast heart? And haven't you heard that brothers and wives can't be bullied? Do you have a bottom line in life? In other words, are you a human or a brute? Knowing this, I would have sent the bottle directly to the student union! ”

Wang Jinbao looked at Xu Weiliang's expression as if he had eaten Coptis chinensis, not to mention how happy he was in his heart, took a sip of Coke lightly, and said with a smile

"You still know that it was your father's daughter-in-law for you! Then why are you so shameless, why are you so vicious, let me give me the food money my father gave me, invite you to eat fried noodles, after spending it, are you going to sew my mouth with a needle, or are you going to tear it off and hang it on a tree! And you just said that brothers and wives should not be bullied, but you just said the first half of the sentence, and I will add the second half of the sentence to you! ”

Xu Weiliang glared fiercely

"I haven't heard it in so many years, and there's the second half of this sentence! Go ahead! I'm going to see what ivory this dog can spit out of its mouth today! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled

"That's because you're lonely, and you really don't have the second half of the sentence, that's because you haven't met me, since you don't know, then brother, I'll tell you, brothers and wives can't be bullied, but brothers and wives can ride! If you don't have enough to eat, I'll ask you for another plate! ”

Xu Wei's bright eyes were full of anger, and he directly bit Wang Jinbao twice, and said while walking towards the dormitory

"It's disgusting! What else to eat! Trouble me how far my mind goes, please get out of here at once! ”

Wang Jinbao was directly happy when he saw this, and said in a long voice while walking towards the king of fried noodles

"Didn't you ask me to ask for fried noodles? Why are you going? ”

Unexpectedly, Xu Weiliang turned around and glared fiercely, and then said coldly

"I'll find you a sow! Let this breeding pig vent well, otherwise it is very dangerous, and if you don't get it right, you will commit a crime! ”

Wang Jinbao was choked, as if this guy grabbed a handful of green-headed flies from the toilet, threw them into the fried noodles that had just been served, full of color and flavor, and then said angrily

"Let's go! I know you're going to get a big animal! ”

After eating fried noodles, Wang Jinbao returned to the dormitory, and the big guy chatted for a while, and then for a while, Wang Jinbao still took peeking at Li Yun as the main content in class, and many times the two collided with each other, Li Yun was only symbolic, glaring fiercely and immediately blushing to the root of his ears, but there had never been excesses such as flying over a book or a rubber pencil, but she didn't know that when she was angry, although she looked like the face of a golden flower mother-in-law, but in Wang Jinbao's eyes, it was like a peony competing to bloom, golden in the morning light, It's pink at sunset, and it's like it when it's placed in a kaleidoscope, and the more you look at it, the more you look at it, the more you want to see it.

Until one night after self-study, Wang Jinbao sat in the seat as usual, until Li Yun's butt left the stool, he pretended to be like it, stuffed the textbook he took out and didn't read it into the desk, and followed people out of the classroom that he didn't know, but that day, not only the seven fairies in the 301 dormitory walked together, but also the seven fairies in their dormitory walked together, everyone talked and laughed and walked towards the apartment, but when they just walked to the second door, the song on the radio was suddenly changed to "Ten Thousand Reasons".

Wang Jinbao originally liked to sing, and involuntarily began to hum a few words, but he sang and sang, he looked at Li Yun under the street lamp, like a fairy under the light, thinking that he used to give to others, saying that love should be said loudly, if not said, it will be like a dud, although the crush will never fall out of love, but the crush will never have a result, so he thought while walking, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he strode to the middle of the seven fairies, and his voice was long and long

"Love doesn't need a reason, I can't live without Li Yun!"

As soon as the words fell, the seven fairies fried the pot directly, and Qi Qian's eyes widened and said

"Oops! It's so numb! Why can't you live without Qi Qian! I'm so envious! ”

As soon as the words fell, Li Yun pinched his neck and ran towards the dormitory with other roommates, Wang Jinbao sighed when he saw this, but he didn't expect Shi Wentao to punch his back, and said with a wicked smile

"It turns out that the kid is really interested in Li Yun! It's okay, leave this matter to my brother! Guaranteed to let you hold the beauty tomorrow! ”