Chapter 379: Count Two Hundred and Six Bones
Wang Jinbao tossed and thought that there was still half an hour, although the time to sleep was a little short, but the time to close his eyes and recuperate was more than enough, but he just took off the vest and drilled into it again, when there was still a residual temperature of the quilt, he felt a violent shaking of the bed board, and he stood up again and shouted
"Run! There was an earthquake! β
As soon as the words fell, I didn't expect Geng Buyue to lie on the edge of the bed, and said with a wicked smile
"It's okay! Don't be afraid! It's so good that it's an earthquake.,It's not about to graduate.,In order to repay you for living in my upper bunk.,I'll come up and give you one.,All-round press.,Mo,It's just a little bit of movement! β
Wang Jinbao found that this guy was already lying on the side of the bed, and hurriedly begged for mercy and said with a smile
"Mr. Geng, all the mistakes are my fault! It's my fault to even laugh now! I promise that in the future, I will sleep on your top bunk, not only will I not make any noise, but I will not even make any movement, like a dead man lying on it, and you will not come up! β
Geng Buyue glared fiercely, and then said with a grim smile
"Alright, although you haven't gone to the toilet yet, I can smell when I'm so far away from you! And you said that you are not cheap, I will come up and give you a free press, Mo for a while, what are you afraid of! I'm really convinced! After you lie down for 30 seconds, I'll come up and step on your back first! β
Wang Jinbao snorted, thinking that I will lie down, your more than 100 catties of vegetables, directly to the upper bunk, brother, I can't press to death, I have to press half to death, so he slowly moved towards Xu Weiliang's bedside, and said with a faint smile
"Brother, look at your fierce and vicious appearance, not only can you not see the charm of the female press and the Mo technician, but also the gentleness of the male technician, from your blue eyes, all you see is that you are not pressing for me, Mo, but ready to put the two hundred and six bones on my body, countless murderous aura that will not stop!"
Geng Buyue sat on the edge of the bed at this time, and said with a wicked smile
"I can't count your two hundred and six bones, how can I be embarrassed to say that I will give you a full range of zero dead ends, Mo! Don't be afraid! Don't look at my five big and three thick, but my family is a family of traditional Chinese medicine, and the technique is still very good, so it's very comfortable to lie down quickly!"
When Zhang Zhaochun heard this, he couldn't hold back any longer, first sneered, and then said with a smile while wiping his tears
"Mr. Geng, didn't you say that your family is a veterinarian? How did you turn around and become a family of Chinese medicine! Are you going to unload two hundred and six pieces of gold like a pig! Do a comprehensive treatment? You can't do it alone, if you can't, I'll come up and help you!"
Wang Jinbao glanced at it angrily, thinking to himself you kid, it's really not a big deal to see the excitement, and you came up to help, can't you see your brother, blatantly bullying people here, your eyes are covered with, then forget it, is your conscience also eaten by dogs, no wonder you kid, you have been chasing girls in the left and right three circles, every time you are watching, your beloved girl has become someone else's beautiful girlfriend! It turned out that this was retribution, but before he could refute it, he didn't expect Shi Wentao to sit up and say a little impatiently
"Mr. Geng, we have lived in a dormitory for so long, if there is anything we need help with, you are welcome! I'm always ready! β
Wang Jinbao glared fiercely, thinking to himself that you little bee, you grandson, why are you such a grandson, the icing on the cake, you will never do it, for fear that others will steal your limelight! You have not finished the matter of falling into the well, and you have not finished it, so you start preparing stones for the next one! These big guys all know it, but it wasn't until this moment that I found out that your problem of selling dog meat on the head of a sheep and robbing while the fire is not changed at all, this will Li Yun is not in my bed again, do you fall in love with my brother, I haven't washed my socks for a month, don't be complacent too early, don't forget thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, and finally you don't let me meet on Huarong Road, otherwise not only will you pull out your bee sting, but you will not only burn it directly for you in the name of eliminating harm! And you're afraid kid forgot, although my brother's brain reacts slowly, but the brain marrow is dug out, which is absolutely less than yours, and the hard disk memory is only dozens or hundreds of Ji coffee, but the capacity of my brother's brain is indeed infinite, and now it is stored in it, which of the unsightly pictures in the crab ditch, if you dare to be unkind, then don't blame my brother for being unjust!
As a result, Wang Jinbao was just about to say, you kid is about the same today, don't forget who has no shit under his ass, if you dare to touch me today, if you can make me stop breathing completely, it's okay, as long as I can still speak, I will give the big guy a commentary, and promise to let you listen, like a drunken pins and needles, but before he could react, Liu Bin said very excitedly
"Mr. Geng, I'm idle anyway, why don't we give Jinbao a trick press, Mo, let him flutter like a fairy once!"
Geng Buyue glanced at it and said with an extremely disdainful smile
"Thank you, everyone! Give him a massage, I'll have one that's enough to cope! Get ready to watch the show! β
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he thought that something was wrong, in case Wang Bao and Xu Weiliang also came in, in ancient times, people were divided into five horses, these six big men, wouldn't they come to perform tearing the living, so that they didn't die worse than donkeys, but they didn't know how they died, but then they didn't know how they died, but if they thought about it now, they hadn't been controlled by Geng Buyue, it wasn't a dead end, as the saying goes, thirty-six plans are the best plan, but in total, it's such a big dormitory, where can he run, when he has no owner, Suddenly, I thought that the one who slept on the top bunk didn't say anything, and all the lower bunks for myself were the lower bunks, so I said with a bad smile at Geng Buyue
"I'm sorry, comfort is reserved for the dead! Everyone knows that the meaning of life is exercise, and I found that some of the brothers living in the lower bunks were hungry! Then I'll give you some breakfast first! Bye! β
After saying that, Wang Jinbao took an arrow step and stepped directly onto Xu Weiliang's bed, only to hear this guy, pretending to scream
"Oops! Half-brained, you stepped on my leg off! Oops! It hurts me! β
Wang Jinbao glared fiercely and said as he moved towards the bed
"I haven't even touched your quilt, how can I step on your legs! You'd better keep silent, I'm going to do a freefall motion right now, and I'm going to crush you straight out of shape! β
At this time, Geng Buyue stood on Wang Jinbao's bed and said angrily
"Today I don't believe that you have three heads and six arms! Now I see you running there! β
Seeing this, Wang Jinbao jumped on the opposite Wang Bao's bed, and stood on Xu Weiliang's bed at Geng Buyue, and then waved a contemptuous finger, and said with a happy smile
"I'm sorry, although I don't have three heads and six arms, but today I'm going to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace! If you have the ability, you can jump over too! "ηΉΆδNΰα° β©²γ©§ζδα΄ gλ₯ξΊθβ±»Nο₯γ»δ΅γ¦ΦΪΘ°