06. AI that makes assertions
Xue Lanlan once talked about a boyfriend, about five or six years ago, when she was young and ignorant, and she held out a true heart, but she was thrown to the ground.
Breaking up, ending, and blacking out is never in touch, so many years have passed, and she has already trained to become a female warrior.
She was used to working overtime late into the night, and no one cared about her stomach pain. Accustomed to standing at the top of a first-tier city and competing for power and projects with all kinds of people.
It's just that she never thought that one day she would be questioned by a robot "why is she sad".
She sat in the men's clothing area of the mall, waiting for Du Peng to change his clothes and come out, for the topic of sadness, she directly revealed, probably this is the benefit of the robot, he can ask questions unscrupulously, or he can be fooled by humans at will.
Xue Lanlan sighed, and at this moment, the door of the locker room was opened, and Du Peng walked out wearing a set of casual clothes, this casual suit is similar to outdoor sportswear, the overall is relatively simple gray, and there are black horizontal bars on the arms and knees, which looks slim and simple.
"How?" Du Peng swayed back and forth in his new clothes as if he was walking on the runway, like a model showing off his clothes.
Xue Lanlan ignored the strange gaze of the female clerk next to her, nodded slightly, and said, "It's okay, after all, the figure is there." As soon as her words fell, the female clerk next to her saw the stitches and needles to sell: "This set of clothes is very suitable for Mr., Mr. has a good figure, he looks good in anything, and this is my new product, and casual style has always been the main theme in recent years." ”
"The clothes are good, what about the suit he wore before?" Xue Lanlan pretended to ask nonchalantly.
"The previous suit is here, do you need me to wrap it up for you?" The female shopping guide immediately pointed to the black suit on the chair in the dressing room.
Obviously, when she bought it, it was so new, so careful, and smooth that there was no trace of wrinkles, but at this time, it was like an abandoned rag, crumpled and shrunk in the stool of the mall.
"Don't wrap it up, just throw it away!" Xue Lanlan exhaled, then turned around and began to play with the casual clothes on Du Peng's body, even if she turned her head to look back.
"By the way, how much does this outfit cost?"
"No more, no less, 1500."
"Cheaper! This is a normal set of sportswear, and there is nothing special about it, and I see that this is also a new store of yours, don't you do some promotions or something? Xue Lanlan said as she looked at the shopping guide.
The shopping guide who was handling the suit was stunned by Xue Lanlan's question, and immediately reacted: "Sorry, we are not allowed to bargain in the store." As she spoke, the shopping guide pointed to the sign that said "Refuse to negotiate" not far away.
"And the discount is not there?"
"No, although our house is a new store, we only handle discounts for membership card customers." The shopping guide replied very politely.
- It's for members only!
Xue Lanlan glanced at the store, the things here are basically men's clothing, if it is a general store with both men's and women's models, she will apply for a card, but if it is only men's clothing, it will not mean much to her.
Besides, the sportswear of 1500 is too expensive, and it is not worth it at all if you buy it for the robot.
Just as Xue Lanlan was thinking about changing stores and taking a look, Du Peng, who had been silent next to him, suddenly said, "Just buy this one!" I swipe my card. ”
"Huh???" Xue Lanlan looked at Du Peng, who had been silent for a long time, and took the initiative to pay by swiping his card, and felt very incredible, where did he get the money for this goods?
Could it be that Du Peng has nothing to do at home, in addition to cleaning the house, he also plays stocks or does part-time jobs online? Just when Xue Lanlan was thinking nonsense, she saw that Du Peng, who was empty-handed before, suddenly had an extra gold card in his hand.
The dark gold card is printed with the map of the Great Wall, in addition to the chip and the Bank of China logo, there is also a string of numbers, but how can that string of numbers become more and more familiar?
At this time, Du Peng was holding the card, and followed the shopping guide to pay the bill, and the tour guide lady probably saw that Du Peng's shot was quite generous and simple, and he took the gold card, so he said: "Actually, sir, you see, my membership card is 2000 charge, and your set of clothes is 1500, it is better to rush a member, and you can also enjoy a discount." ”
Du Peng listened to the words of the shopping guide and began to calculate carefully, Xue Lanlan saw that he was silent, so he looked at the card again, as we all know, a gold card needs 300,000 to handle, and Du Peng's opening time has not been a week now, can it be said that there are any functions of this product that she has not discovered? For example, stock analysis and the like.
Just when Xue Lanlan was thinking about all kinds of nonsense, Du Peng was already ready to settle the bill.
"Okay, just apply for a 2,000 yuan membership card, remember to issue an invoice!" After Du Peng finished saying this, Xue Lanlan heard her mobile phone 'ticking'.
Hey???!!
Why did he swipe his card and his phone rang? In an instant, Xue Lanlan had a bad premonition, she hurriedly flipped out her mobile phone, and it prompted a text message, which was as follows:
- Your debit card account 6485, pay and withdraw RMB 2,000 on October x, and the balance after the transaction is xx.
Xue Lanlan looked at the toll text message and her brain crashed for more than ten seconds, spending two thousand yuan? So the card in Du Peng's hand is her!!
At this time, Xue Lanlan ran to Du Peng's side at a speed of 100 meters, and grabbed the gold card, and after seeing the card number again and again, Xue Lanlan only had an urge to faint.
This is her card! I don't know when she was paid the gold card by her own robot, and she said that she was loyal to her alone!
Du Peng looked at Xue Lanlan's uncontrollable facial expression, he didn't realize that he had made a mistake at all, he took the clothes in the hands of the shopping guide very calmly, and pulled Xue Lanlan, who was already on the verge of collapse, and calmly walked out of the men's clothing store.
"Oh, this card is for you, I have carefully calculated, or it is more appropriate to join the membership, you see this time, it only cost 1300, which is 200 yuan cheaper than the original!" After Du Peng took Xue Lanlan out, he began to chatter and count.
He handed the card back to Xue Lanlan and smiled as if he had done a good deed!
"Yes, yes, it's 200 cheaper, I understand the reason, but I don't need it!" Xue Lanlan couldn't help but shake off Du Peng's hand, took the membership card, pointed to the men's clothing store, and roared with the only remaining reason: "It's all men's clothing, I'm a girl who buys a membership card for a men's clothing store, I'm sick!" ”
She misses her two thousand oceans very much now!
"I don't need it now, but I will use it later." Du Peng patted Xue Lanlan, who was fried as he spoke, and said with an incomprehensible expression: "You will have a boyfriend in the future, and if you have a boyfriend, you will have to buy him clothes, and you will be able to use these when the time comes." ”
Xue Lanlan suddenly fell silent when she heard his words, she stood in place, looking at him quietly, inexplicably, she had a feeling that she had been tricked by Du Peng!
According to the normal development, she inexplicably has an extra card for a men's store, and she will definitely not let the money go down the drain in vain, and it is good to give gifts to passers-by such as A, B, C, D, etc., how can she spend it.
As long as there is an exchange of courtesies, there is a social dimension with the opposite sex.
Du Peng said that his duty was to get her married.
So it's not a coincidence that I just applied for a men's membership card, but a routine? This thought grew wildly in Xue Lanlan's mind, but she didn't have any evidence.
Du Peng is a robot, and his every move is supported by code, but after all, he is the essence of human intelligence, not a mental retard, so it is not impossible to use small routines like this.
But the more she thought about it, the more Xue Lanlan felt like she was on fire.
"I won't have a boyfriend." Xue Lanlan took a deep breath, and those emotions that she had long forgotten suddenly fermented in her chest, draining all her strength,
She turned around and said silently: "Forget it, this is the first time I say it, and I will say it for the last time, I have limited energy, I just want to make money to live, be self-sufficient, and I don't need a boyfriend at all!" Nor will they get married! So stop making claims! ”
"Xue Lanlan ......"
"Shut up!" Xue Lanlan's voice raised by one decibel, she clenched the membership card in her hand, and walked forward 'kicking'.
At this time, Du Peng was like an abandoned child, following step by step, but he didn't dare to speak.
The two of them were like this, one in front and the other in the back, and the originally lively and bustling streets seemed to lose their color all of a sudden.