After reading the book, the address of [Wanbenshen Station]: Avoid the pain of chasing books!

After a few days of unremitting efforts, Wang Jinbao successfully passed the exams of various subjects, and during the winter vacation, there was no winter vacation homework, thinking that this was the real winter vacation, and he couldn't play the next day and swore that he would not stop, and then jumped all the way to home!

A few days before the holiday, Wang Jinbao according to the plan before the holiday, and the former good buddies and college students, crazy together for a few days, maybe because of the cold, or because of the former good buddies, after more than a year of social practice, in the process of communication, found that there was a kind of defense between each other, the previous kind of sincerity but nowhere to be seen, and the top students who went to college, in addition to the famous brand and scholar habits, suddenly found that the previous tacit understanding, not only disappeared, but also found that the exchange was particularly difficult, not to say, And not on the same channel, to be exact, there is no common language, so after he attended several class reunions, he quit on the grounds that there was something at home, because sitting at a table with people who are going to different worlds is not only uncomfortable and awkward, but also a kind of masochism.

Because after returning home, every household uses a stove for heating, which cannot be compared with the heating in the school, Wang Jinbao basically goes out of the yard in addition to going to the toilet a day, and the rest of the time is either around the stove, or burrowing in the quilt, like his hometown.

Soon to the end of the year, one day Wang Jinbao was in the small oven on the stove, towards the baked eggs, suddenly the phone rang, he immediately put the hot eggs, homeopathic to the coal box next to the throw, while blowing some red fingers, while walking towards the phone while thinking, today three three nine and a half, frozen in the pot of rice, today even if you call a person to answer the phone, don't say to give five cents, even if you give five yuan, brother I will not go, because brother I can't, like people say to ask for money and don't die, so very reluctant to pick up the phone, Yawned and said weakly

"Hey!"

When Li Chunyan heard this, she was a little panicked, and quickly hung up the phone, because she didn't feel like Wang Jinbao's voice, in case his brother or his father answered the phone, ask herself a little girl, what is the matter with calling Wang Jinbao, and what will she say to others when the time comes, so she took a breath of cold air and said to herself

"Oops! Thanks to my sister, I have a quick ear and a quick hand, otherwise I would really be entangled and lose people today! ”

Wang Jinbao didn't react yet, but the other party's phone had hung up, so he glared fiercely, thinking about grandma's brain disease, the phone call didn't say, you can have a lot of money, but you don't come here to toss me I can't, it's really your neurological gown, call later, see how I clean you up, so I didn't eat the eggs, so I threw the phone on it, looked at the eggs that had been roasted out of oil, rubbed my hands and smiled, and carefully picked up the eggs slowly, and the result was just a minute or two, I didn't expect the eggs to be hot, so I smiled and peeled the eggs, and said a little excitedly

"It seems that it is really Seon who has lost his horse and knows the blessing and the curse! Although I don't know who made the call, I can finally eat after waiting for eggs in the morning! ”

Li Chunyan hung up the phone, the more she thought about it, the more she felt that something was wrong, because she felt that the voice just now, although it was different from the previous school, but it felt as if it was the same as the sound of somewhere, so with a nervous mood, dialed the phone of Wang Jinbao's house, but it rang a lot, no one answered, when she was about to hang up, Wang Jinbao's mouth opened wide, and while fanning the cold wind in his mouth with his hand, he kept haggling, and then picked up the phone, and said a little irritably

"Who! If you don't talk on the phone, is it because you look at my walking posture? If I don't talk anymore, I'll hang up directly! Don't call again in the future, or I'll unplug the phone! ”

As a result, after Wang Jinbao finished speaking, his eyes squeezed and swallowed the egg, and after choking and hiccups, no one spoke on the other side of the phone, so he said extremely irritably

"In the end, if you don't speak, don't say that I'm really hanging!"

When Li Chunyan heard this, she couldn't hold back any longer, and then sneered

"You hang up and try!"

Wang Jinbao instantly seemed to be electrocuted, and said excitedly

"Why don't you talk when you get through the phone! It caused me to run back and forth twice, did you bully people like this? ”

Li Chunyan rolled her eyes

"Who told you not to even call people all day long, do you know that there is such a person as me in the world? Therefore, this is a punishment for you, and it is better to be honest in the future, no matter anytime and anywhere, you must call me every once in a while, so that I can feel your presence! As for why you tossed back and forth for more trips, because I have never eaten pork, I want to see how pigs run before the year! ”

Wang Jinbao was choked when he heard this, and it was even more uncomfortable to be stuck in his throat by the egg yolk just now, so he pursed his lips angrily, and couldn't say anything with a wry smile

"It's not a holiday, you say it's okay not to call you, in case your mother finds out! Knowing that you don't study well, not only will your legs be discounted, but also will be unloaded and pressed backwards, I am afraid that you will spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair, so how many times, I picked up the phone and hung up again, because we can't lose a big one because of a small loss, right! Baby, how are you doing? ”

Li Chunyan was instantly said by Wang Jinbao's meaty words, like snowflakes flying all over the sky, began to become light, and her face instantly rose, and the red plum color of the snow bloomed proudly, and then she said a little shyly

"Nasty! People have said so many things, why do you just remember this sentence, what are you doing, how can I listen to you talk badly, as if you have something in your mouth, and you are stealing something good at home! ”

Wang Jinbao hurriedly chewed the egg he had bitten just now, swallowed it quickly, and then sighed and said with some sadness

"Hey! The delicious food can only be eaten at thirty nights, when eating Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, this will be hungry, burn a potato in the stove to eat! ”

When Li Chunyan heard this, she asked rhetorically with great puzzlement

"Aren't you at home? If you're hungry, let Auntie cook you something! Are potatoes filling? It's really such an adult, I can't take care of myself at all, it's just sad to death! ”

Wang Jinbao glanced at the half egg in his hand, thinking that if it took a long time, it would not taste like a baked egg, so he stuffed the rest into his mouth and said helplessly while chewing

"Hey! There is a set on the street today, my mother will be the only valuable old hen in the house, take it to the street and sell it, ready to change some melon seeds and peanuts, the bun is finished in the morning, there will only be potatoes, please ask me not to burn a potato to eat, is it possible that you want me to starve to death! ”

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