Chapter 316: Blatantly molesting sister-in-law
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Li Chunyan rolled her eyes angrily, and then she couldn't say anything
"Stinky and shameless! Why did you last say that you only ate steamed buns and didn't eat vegetables for a day for the phone, I have forgotten, what is the taste of fried noodles, the deceived people ate white rice for a month, saved money to let you eat fried noodles, and as a result, you are all day long, not only do you burn noodles all day long, but also smoke higher and higher, how to cheat money and cheat addiction, and now you want to cheat me out of money! Then I'll tell you now! No way! ”
Wang Jinbao smiled faintly, I wanted to say fool, I was joking with you, but after thinking about it again, it would be self-defeating, if it was not good, it would be self-defeating, his eyes rolled, and he pretended to be angry
"Look what you're talking about! I've called you your wife for so long, and what else do you have to share with me, let alone cheat you out of money! Take 10,000 steps back and say, I don't need money to eat now, I have nothing to do to cheat you for money! I'll bake two potatoes to satisfy your cravings, and you'll be able to think about it so much! What a talent! ”
Li Chunyan said excitedly when she heard this
"You'll also burn potatoes on the stove and eat them! Is it burnt? Isn't it delicious? It must be fun! When I have a chance in the future, how about I burn one and taste it? ”
Wang Jinbao pursed his lips, thinking that some people in the city, the way of thinking is different from people, the alfalfa sprouts that just broke through the ground in spring, some of them got up early, ran to the morning market to buy a pound of a few dollars, put it in a pot of boiling water, boiled it a little, and kneaded the water and mixed it up to make cold dishes, as a result, no one ate the big fish and meat on the table, and a plate of old pigs did not want to eat, but the rotten weeds were eaten up, and what green and pure natural food was eaten, eating it is good for health, but no matter what you eat, the male one is bigger than the other belly, Women eat one thicker than one leg, because health is not eaten, but exercise, otherwise how do people say, life lies in sports, not life in eating, but since you want to experience life, then my brother will play with you, and now I have made a semester call, and I haven't seen it until now, who knows whether it will be the Year of the Monkey or the month of the Horse, so I smiled faintly
"Fool, how can I burn it with mud, if you want to eat, I'll burn it when the time comes, and when the white mud burned on it is gone, a unique fragrance of potatoes will come to you, let's sprinkle some spicy chicken noodles, or dip some juice, and eat it to be a pleasure! I'm sure you'll be looking at the stove before you finish one! ”
Li Chunyan swallowed her saliva, happy like a child, and said excitedly
"Good! Then we'll make up our minds! When the time comes, you will cook it for me! If it's not as delicious as you say, see how I clean it up! By the way, what are you going to do after eating the roasted potatoes! How is the purchase of New Year's goods! ”
Wang Jinbao pursed his lips, thinking that if he really met, his brother was full of thoughts, taking you to the place where he should be, hurry up and do what he should do, where is the mind, burn potatoes in the stove to play with you, because between us, it is more fun, but when this is said, the little girl will hang up the phone if she can't get it, and finally her parents and they all go to the street to buy New Year's goods, and if you don't talk about it at a time, who knows when you will wait next time, so she said with a bad smile
"The tongue of the cold dog outside is almost frozen, I can do it! It must be a big sleep in the bed! Ay! As for the purchase of New Year's goods, it is the New Year's mode of your rich people, and we poor people, the New Year is to listen to the sound of firecrackers in other people's homes, smell the fragrance of other people's meat, feel the atmosphere of the New Year, and then sleep in the New Year! Ay! Spring festival! Spring festival! Rich people celebrate the New Year, and it's difficult to have no money! I really don't know what happened this year! It costs money to buy New Year's goods! If I can sell it, I can exchange it for some money, but the key thing is that no one wants it! All right! It's all tears, the phone bill is very expensive, let's hang up! That's enough money for me to buy two firecrackers! ”
Li Chunyan sneered when she heard this
"Editor! Keep knitting! I'll see what else you can say! Why don't you say it, not only can your poor family not afford to celebrate the New Year, but also your young man in his twenties, bare-chested all day long, running around the world! When you say this, you are not ashamed to blush! ”
Wang Jinbao's eyes rolled, thinking that anyway, chatting and bragging to make the little girl happy, then blow the cow to the sky first, and then sighed
"Wow! How do you know I'm not wearing pants, do you have a video feature on your phone! But that's not right! Your phone has a video function, but my phone doesn't have a caller ID, let alone a camera! How did you do that? ”
Li Chunyan was completely shy by Wang Jinbao's words, and pursed her lips angrily, thinking that the stinky guy was actually waiting here to see how Miss Ben would clean you up, and then said extremely shyly
"Nasty! Say it! After eating the roasted potatoes, what are you going to do later? Don't lie! Otherwise, I'll strangle you alive! ”
Wang Jinbao smiled
"Oops! Didn't I tell you, after you got under the covers, watched TV and slept? If you don't believe it, it seems to you, and on such a cold day, if you don't sleep, you let me stand in the yard and drink the northwest wind to freeze myself into an ice sculpture! ”
Li Chunyan found that Wang Jinbao didn't tell the truth, and he made fun of himself again and again, and then his eyes rolled, and he said with a wicked smile and extremely mischievous
"Golden fox, good! Tell my sister what you're going to do later! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he instantly got goosebumps, thinking that fortunately this little girl was not around, otherwise he would have been determined to roll a few laps on the kang for a long time, but when he came back from vacation, it was cold, and everyone was in the nest winter, and he really had nothing to do except eat and sleep a day, so he said helplessly
"Oops! Really sleep! If you don't sleep, what do you want me to do? What can I do? ”
Li Chunyan was instantly anxious when she heard this, and stomped her feet angrily, and then roared angrily
"That's it! Treat you as a human being and run towards the pigsty every time! May I ask you to go home from vacation, a total of so much time, eat and sleep at a glance, sleep and eat, I really think you are a pig! But if it's really a pig, at least you can kill it and buy some money to subsidize the family! But you are even like a pig, not only does no one want the meat if you kill it, but you also have to bear the legal consequences! What do you mean by living? And why are you so shameless! I asked you three times and you said sleep every time! Please do everything but sleep! Even if you're a pig, you should be able to do it a job that elementary school students can do a year ago, so you can do it! I really can't figure out how embarrassed you are, falling asleep on the kang by yourself, watching your uncles and aunts run before and after running, is your conscience eaten by dogs?"
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