Wang Jinbao was speechless when he heard this, thinking to himself Brother Monkey, this kid is not obviously raising the bar, brother, what I just said is that men are afraid of persimmons and women are afraid of pears, and I didn't say that men can't live if they eat persimmons, and women will die after eating pears, but now he has no other choice than to explain, because he knows that Luan Shouping is already itchy at this moment, and if he doesn't get it, he will have the risk of suffering from skin and flesh, so he said helplessly

"Dude, please don't change the concept, I haven't said it from beginning to end, men eat persimmons, women can't eat pears, but from the perspective of traditional Chinese medicine, persimmons and pears are cold, regardless of gender, it's best to eat less, otherwise it's not good for the body! But the proverb in the male is afraid of persimmons, the emphasis is not on the fruit itself, but on the meaning of pinching soft persimmons, how many men in the world like to let others, pinch themselves as soft persimmons! As for women afraid of pears, it is also a pun, which is important to refer to divorce, but society is constantly moving forward, the era of male superiority and inferiority has ended, and the era of equality between men and women is carrying forward the past and forging ahead into the future, so both men and women are afraid of pears, may I ask how many people you have seen, but they have a good life, and there are men and women who have nothing to divorce and play! Do you have any other questions? ”

Luan Shouping was scolded by Wang Jinbao in a few words, and for a while he felt that his face couldn't hang up, he pursed his lips angrily, and said with some irritability,

"Okay, I see that your kid is here to talk nonsense, saying so much without evidence, who can prove it?"

Wang Jinbao was speechless when he heard this, thinking that this is a proverb that has been summed up by the ancestors for thousands of years, to be exact, look at the treasures of the famous culture, you ask me who said it now, why don't you ask me, whether there is a chicken or an egg first, such a world problem, but when he was about to say, I'm sorry, your question is too profound, my cultural level is limited, and I can't answer it, I didn't expect Yue Gang to directly take the melon skin he had just eaten and shake it in front of Luan Shouping's eyes, and then said with a wicked smile

"Oops! Rabbit, can you be a little more loving! Who in the whole world doesn't know, this guy is a half-brain, you will reason with him, isn't it as if you are fighting with a neuropath, and you are red-faced and red-eared, judging right and wrong? So don't embarrass him anymore, and besides, what he just said is that the sow is most afraid of watermelon skin, did he say that the rabbit is most afraid of watermelon skin, take a step back and say, even if the rabbit is afraid of watermelon skin, it has nothing to do with you! Because you are a male rabbit, there will be no risk if you eat it! Hurry up and eat the melon skin, in order to satisfy your unique hobby, you see that my belly is round, if you don't eat it, then I'm so sorry! ”

Luan Shouping was speechless when he saw this, stood up, his eyes were round, and his fingers were like soldiers, and he said to Wang Jinbao and Yue Gang

"Oops! In the past, I only knew that wolves were numb, but today I found out that the wolf's eyes are white! If you don't believe the two of you, go to the bathroom now, take a good look in the mirror, and see if the white-eyed wolf is talking about you two! Brother, I was kind and kind, I brought the watermelon back from afar, and I didn't forget a word of thanks, but I actually put a stick in the east and a hammer in the west, and the bullying is endless! Okay, since you are unkind, then don't blame me for being unjust, brother, I bought watermelons and came back, it was to let the brothers quench their thirst, not to let the two of you eat enough to give me flatulence! As the saying goes, brothers settle accounts, this watermelon was bought for 100 yuan, and the running expenses are counted, and no one will give you two 50 yuan! This matter is a turning page! ”

Wang Jinbao heard this, the first reaction is that this kid is absolutely poor and crazy, actually thinking of using a watermelon to slander people, in 2000, their family planted nine acres of watermelon, because in 1999 the price of watermelon can be, resulting in many families, will be originally ready to plant corn land, also followed by all watermelon, this is a common phenomenon, everyone has been used to it, but unfortunately when the watermelon is ripe, not only the weather is not as hot as in previous years, the most important thing is that it rained for more than ten days, resulting in ripe watermelon, Because the rain is sufficient, it cracks directly in the ground, soaked in the rain and slowly rots away, after the sunny day, because the watermelon is concentrated on the ripe market, the temperature is not very high, there are no foreign merchants to collect, melon farmers are afraid of encountering even rain, there will be only a few watermelons left, all the fire is picked off, piled up in the field, waiting for one day, there are merchants to buy, the result is looking forward to the stars and the moon, and finally looking forward to a few watermelon buyers, but because of the oversupply, they not only keep the price very low, if you weigh the pound, not only must be more than ten pounds, but also a pound is only two cents, or if it is troublesome, directly visually inspect, symbolically give some money, if you are willing to sell it, if you are willing to sell it, if you are not willing to sell it, wait for the melon seller to line up in the back, no way to the family, choose a pound and two cents of this one, the merchant picks up the leftover melon, no one wants to give it away, and finally their family of six people, followed by the tractor plow, directly thrown in as a base fertilizer.

But before Wang Jinbao could refute, he didn't expect Yue Gang to smile evilly, and gently patted Luan Shouping's shoulder and said

"Rabbit, what do you want to do well, Jinbao and I, in order to meet your needs for watermelon skin, we did not hesitate to stretch our belly, and we didn't ask you for body loss fees, which is already very face-saving, I didn't expect you to dare to ask us for watermelon money! I don't know what you say, and it's a hundred dollars for a mouth! Why don't you just snatch the money from my pockets! That's a real deal! ”

Luan Shouping was speechless for a moment when he heard this, turned around angrily, and said with a wry smile incoherently

"Okay! Yes! Brother, it's all my fault! Today I met a master, I only admit bad luck! Since then, I have quit the dish of watermelon rind, I don't want watermelon rind, please give me the watermelon money for the two of you! ”

I saw Yue Gang smile faintly and said unhurriedly

"Dude, can you have a little professional ethics, may I ask if you didn't buy watermelon at the beginning, can the two of us eat it? Take a step back and say that you have seen the watermelon that person bought, only the melon skin has no melon pulp, you will be that pile of melon skin, and you still want to ask me for a hundred yuan, aren't you obviously slandering? But for the sake of my brother, take care of your business, as long as you can grow all the melon pulps on the ground today, I will give me a hundred yuan, and I don't need Jinbao! Okay, as long as you can do it, I'll give you two hundred directly! ”