I saw Luan Shouping pick up a tooth of watermelon, suck a large piece and it was gone, and said while swallowing down

"That's it! Don't be tough, even if your family is a melon grower, you have been growing watermelons on the Loess Plateau for so many years, and you haven't gone to the Mu Us Desert to grow watermelons, believe it or not, I will eat it first, no matter you! ”

Wang Jinbao glared, his face was not washed, and he picked up a small tooth of watermelon with some disbelief, and took a bite gently, but he didn't expect to touch it just now, a faint sweetness, instantly activated his taste buds, and he took another big bite, but he didn't expect the watermelon in the sand, not only does it look excellent, but also tastes sweet and sweet, the most important thing is that there is not much water, and the only little watermelon juice seems to be thick sugar water, so he didn't say a word, in the blink of an eye, the two of them ate half of a big watermelon of more than ten catties.

As a result, when Luan Shou was cutting the other half, Yue Gang walked into the hotel happily, because their dormitory happened to be directly opposite the door of the hotel, Wang Jinbao saw this, quickly stood up and picked up a piece of watermelon, and said while leaving

"Oops! It's really a coincidence that it came early! Hurry up and quench your thirst with some watermelon! ”

Yue Gang took the watermelon with a faint smile, took a bite lightly, glanced at the watermelon skin on the ground, and said with some differences

"You two boys, you can live a small life! But it's about to eat, and after eating so much watermelon, I can't eat dinner! You two are eating watermelon, and you are directly sucking, ruining watermelon! Look at how many melon pulps are still on the skin of the melon you eat! ”

Wang Jinbao scratched his head, thinking that you kid don't say thank you, the big guys are all acquaintances, so forget it, but you can't, so unkind, eating the watermelon that my brother brought you, my voice is dry and I started to teach people, but those who come are guests, so I said with some embarrassment

"Alas, don't mention it! I came back after the mobile phone card in the morning, I wanted to squint for a while, but I didn't expect to get up, it was already this, noon was right, this time I was a little hungry, so I ate a little more, first pad, but there are many melons on it, that are all rabbit food, and I have nothing to do with it! ”

I didn't expect Luan Shouping to come directly

"The squad leader is the squad leader, he is ready to teach people at any time, he will not forget to eat a watermelon, and he will be addicted to two officials! But it doesn't matter, the big guys are already used to it, so don't say anything, let's evaluate first, the watermelon in Inner Mongolia is delicious, or the watermelon in our hometown is delicious! ”

Yue Gang rolled his eyes angrily, ate a piece of watermelon with three times and five divided by two, took a piece of it easily, and after taking a big bite, he chewed it with relish

"Class leader, look at what you said, the watermelons in our hometown, although they taste very beautiful, but after all, we are grown in the yellow earth, and the watermelons in the sandy fields of others are not comparable at all, I can't figure it out, you are so good at asking such a question, there is no technical content!"

Luan Shouping wanted Yue to praise himself a few words, but he didn't expect to eat a closed door soup directly, and took a bite angrily, but because of the strength, he didn't grasp it well, and there was a little watermelon skin on the melon, Wang Jinbao saw this, and thought that the opportunity for revenge had come, so he quickly patted Luan Shouping on the shoulder, and said with some worry

"Rabbit, you eat slowly! There's still a lot of watermelon, and I won't eat it! All left for you! What kind of watermelon peel to eat, the squad leader is still here, and you are not afraid of people laughing at you! I'm really convinced! ”

Luan Shouping had already spit it out to his mouth, and the small piece of watermelon rind was sucked in again, deliberately wanting to chirp this mouth

"Alas! As soon as you hear this, you know that you kid won't eat watermelon, don't you know that watermelon rind is also a dish? And the nutritional value is still very high! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he glanced at the watermelon skin on the ground, and wanted to say that since the watermelon skin is so delicious, why do people like to eat melon pulp, but he threw the watermelon skin directly, and didn't take it home as a dish to eat. But if he said this, he must have defended for a long time, after all, there were outsiders present, no matter what was a little inappropriate, so he rolled his eyes and said with a wicked smile

"Oh! It turns out that watermelon rind is a dish! A place a custom, a habit of life, since you like to eat melon peels so much, then today these watermelon peels, I will find you a plastic bag, all for you to pack, keep you to eat slowly, if not enough, I will go out to buy another watermelon, let the brothers in the hotel, help eat the melon, the melon skin for you to keep! Isn't that good? Alas! It's really a wonder in the world, our watermelon peel is generally thrown directly to dogs or directly on the dung heap, and pigs dare not eat it, because sows eat it is an abortion pill! ”

Luan Shouping glared fiercely and said with some irritation

"You kid, don't scold people around the corner here, watermelon rind is originally a dish, but you are just lonely! But I'm surprised, a good watermelon rind has become an abortion pill for sows! Can you make up a story, think about it a little bit through your brain! ”

Wang Jinbao breathed a long sigh of relief and said helplessly

"Brother, I'm not here to pat my head and make up nonsense to fool you! But there is a basis, haven't you heard that men are afraid of persimmons, women are afraid of pears, and sows are most afraid of watermelon skin! If you haven't heard of it, wait until you go back to the Internet café Baidu! ”

Luan Shouping said a little irritably at this time

"Trouble you don't pave the way anymore, even if you don't pave the way, in the words you say, the useful words are more difficult than the Xinjiang people, and it is difficult to find Hetian jade in the riverbed, so please say it directly, why the sow is most afraid of watermelon skin!"

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips angrily, thinking that the sow he said just now was most afraid of watermelon skin, and just wanted to humiliate this kid in a roundabout way, but he didn't expect this kid to be so secluded and light, and he didn't let go of this sentence, but now it is difficult to ride a tiger, so he said helplessly

"Oops! Your kid seems to be really in the countryside, living in vain for decades, the watermelon skin is cold, the old sow eats it, the mild diarrhea and diarrhea, affecting the reduction of milk, affecting the lactation of the cubs, and the heavy will directly lead to miscarriage! Do you understand it now?"

Luan Shouping glared at this when he heard this, and then his eyes rolled and he said with a wicked smile

"I didn't notice you're still a veterinarian! Sows are most afraid of watermelon skin, this is your specialty, and I don't have anything to say? But I still don't know anything, how many men have you seen who have never eaten persimmons and women who have never eaten pears? Since they are so afraid, why do they still eat, please explain it again! ”