Chapter 106: Mother, Son's Shield
He Chaoling glared fiercely, turned to the side and said in a weird manner
"I'm sorry! I haven't finished blowing the balloon yet! Find it yourself! ”
Wang Jinbao panicked instantly, grabbed his arm and said with a hippie smile
"Oops! Look at your little luck, why are the girls so angry! I'm really convinced! Tell me where to buy it! If I can't buy gloves for this mother tonight, I'm afraid my head will have to move! ”
He Chaoling's eyes were round
"Do you have a human head on your neck? How did I see only one, a rotten winter melon with bad black water? Besides, you can't move your head, and you have something to do with me? At noon, when my eyes are out of breath, I look at both sides of the street, and carefully buy gloves to trip you and smash your rotten winter melon! ”
Wang Jinbao glared, and then there was some crying and laughing
"Hurry up and blow up the balloons with your eyes and play with your Li Ying! As for talking to my brother so hard, what kind of bullshit pun is there? ”
He Chaoling didn't say a word, he bent his waist angrily and ran towards the classroom, while Wang Jinbao shook his head helplessly and said while walking towards the classroom
"Grandma's! Didn't you say that girls have a mind, boys, don't you guess? But now it seems that the girl's mind is not only to guess, but also to watch and listen to all directions, otherwise not only will her beloved girl's face be dull, but her face will also be eclipsed! Ay! It's so troublesome to have a girlfriend, I would have provoked this aunt and grandmother if I knew it! Buy gloves after school! ”
After school, Wang Jinbao pushed his bicycle, just walked out of the school gate, and found that there were several shops selling Li Ying's gloves in the market, and thought to himself, great, this afternoon my Shangguan Yunzhu can wear his favorite gifts.
Wang Jinbao walked over quickly
"Boss, how do you sell these gloves?"
The boss found out that there was another student baby
"A pair of three pieces! Many students wear it, not only does it look good, but it also does not affect the writing, what color do you want? I'll get you a new one! ”
Wang Jinbao thought to himself, whether to buy a pair that is exactly the same as Li Ying, or to buy a pair with two cute little white rabbits embroidered on it, suddenly a well-dressed, super figure, and useless skin next to a young woman, wearing a pair of pure black leather gloves, instantly threw the woolen gloves in her hand on the wire bed, and said extremely embarrassed
"Sister, where did you buy these gloves?"
The young woman was stunned for a moment, then said with a red face and some embarrassment
"When my husband was in a county meeting, he bought it at Parknshop Supermarket!"
Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, the small trader selling gloves looked at Wang Jinbao with great disdain, and then with a tone of contempt
"Young man! Don't dream in broad daylight, that pair of gloves is very expensive, at least fifty or sixty yuan for a pair, half a hundred yuan! Not everyone can afford it! Besides, a pair of gloves? As long as you can wear it, there is no need to buy it so expensive and waste money! You said what color you like, Uncle will find you a pair now! ”
Wang Jinbao found that in front of him, there was a beautiful woman with the same long hair as Shangguan Yunzhu who was also wearing a pair of pure black leather gloves, and secretly made up his mind, thinking that since other women can wear it, then Shangguan Yunzhu can wear it, since there is a better choice than selling goods, then he must give his beloved woman the best, and then he rolled his eyes and said with a smile
"Boss! Look at what you're saying! Eating bran is a meal! Eating the full banquet of the Manchu and drinking Moutai is also a meal! Eventually, they all went back to the latrines! But why does everyone like it, eat the full banquet of the Han Dynasty and drink Moutai, but no one wants to eat the chaff dregs! That's because of the full banquet of the Manchu and Han, like the leather gloves on this sister, that's a good thing! ”
I saw the boss who sold gloves and sneered with extreme disdain
"Young man! I don't know what your academic performance is, but this fallacy is that you have learned a lot! Then let me ask you that there are so many beautiful women on the street, and the singles want to take them home, but in the end, the beauties of the other families all go back to their respective homes and find their own mothers! And the singles are still running all over the streets! You can't do anything by feeling, you have to see if you have the strength! ”
Wang Jinbao gritted his teeth, wanted to push down the wire bed directly, pointed to his nose and said, remember not to bully anyone, because it is possible that you are bullying the person this second, and the next second is the god you can't afford to offend, if it weren't for you doing a small business, it would not be easy to support your family, call a few little brothers to come over, let you get out of the house in minutes, and then smiled faintly
"If the beauties don't go back to their respective homes to find their own mothers, is it possible that they all come to you, this big boss? You're kidding! ”
At this time, the bewitching little young woman next to her hurriedly said with a smile
"Look what you two are doing! The folks in the township, the business is not human! There is no snow this winter, and everyone's liver fire is a little strong, so let's not say a word! That's right! Little brother, you ask who the leather gloves are going to buy for! ”
Wang Jinbao's face instantly turned red from his forehead to his neck, and when he was worried about how to answer, he didn't expect the boss who sold gloves to say directly
"Look at his appearance, according to my years of social experience, he is definitely not a good student, nine times out of ten, he must be ready to buy a pair of gloves and deceive that little girl!"
Wang Jinbao glared, he wanted to grab a handful of gloves and plug this broken mouth that eats people and doesn't talk about people, and then thinks that it is too cheap for him, he is not experienced in society, so let him slap himself in the face, anyway, Shangguan Yunzhu and his mother are his favorite women, so he hurriedly smiled and said to the little young woman
"Hey! Sister, do you know, my mother has rheumatoid arthritis on her hands, and she can't see the wind blowing in winter, otherwise she can't open her painful hands. As a result, I only asked, and he looked down on people! ”
The little young woman immediately cast an approving look
"Oops! I didn't expect you to look young, but you are still a dutiful son! Sister, I'll tell you that these gloves are not expensive, a pair of more than 60 yuan! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard the number of money, he instantly scratched his head like a deflated balloon
"Sister, look at what you said, filial piety comes first, this is what we should do as children, thank you! I'll go home first! ”
Wang Jinbao walked on the road, eager to take off his shoes, smacked himself twice, and kept silently saying to himself
"Mom! I'm sorry! I can't help it! Thank you for making another shield for this unfilial son! But the son did this, but he also wanted to bring back a daughter-in-law for you in advance, because there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great! ”
Thinking of this, Wang Jinbao touched a piece of six cents in his pocket, thinking that this was not a little worse, and then smiled faintly
"Leather gloves must be bought! I don't believe that a living person can suffocate urine! ”