Chapter 105: Long Eyes Blow Balloons
Shangguan Yunzhu was stunned at first when he heard this, and then glared fiercely
"Get out! I won't go back to your rental house at night! If you dare to play with my brain again, believe it or not, I'll screw your head off and throw it directly over the wall to feed the dogs! ”
Wang Jinbao was speechless for a moment, thinking that this little girl's imagination was too rich, when did he think about taking her to his rental house for the night, so he took her hand and said extremely depressed
"What are you doing scolding me! Do you feel the day yourself, do your hands look like they have just been taken out of the ice-water mixture, and I feel like they have just been taken out of the bed? What does your little head think about all day long? ”
When Shangguan Yunzhu heard this, he held Wang Jinbao's hand tightly, lowered his head in embarrassment, and didn't dare to look into his eyes
"You still have the face to say! It's not your fault, you bully people all day long, and you bully others into neurotic! Besides, you don't claim to be the scourge of countless girls, I don't know that girls are most afraid of cold, not only cold hands, but also cold all over the body! Otherwise, people say that women need to be cared for! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he hurriedly held Shangguan Yunzhu's hand tightly
"Fool! It's them who hurt the girls, I'm just a ghostwriter of love letters! Come on, brother, hurry up and warm you up! ”
Shangguan Yunzhu glared, and said a little angrily while trying to pull his hand out
"Okay, don't put gold on your face, it's not a raccoon dog after all! You're not the main offender, but at least you're an accomplice! Look, what do you do all day long? Hurry up and let go of my hand, I know all day long that I am talking in vain, and I have no practical action at all, and the gloves that He Chaoling bought for Li Ying have been wearing them for several days! Warm for a while, before I walked back to the dormitory, there was a fart that was so cold that I couldn't stretch it? ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he slowly let go of Shangguan Yunzhu's cold hands very reluctantly, thinking to himself that this He Chaoling was tossing all day long, and he tossed these all the time, and the girl had a strong psychology of comparison, but no matter what happened, Shangguan Yunzhu must not be allowed to drop the price in front of Li Ying.
Thinking of this, Wang Jinbao looked at the empty campus, thinking that he loved dead and alive one second ago, but the next second he was like a lonely ghost, it seems that in the world of men, there is really no woman who can't do it, look at Li Ying tomorrow, wearing a pair of gloves, it just so happens that there is a market on the street, hurry up and go to this aunt to buy a pair.
As soon as he got out of self-study the next morning, Wang Jinbao made an excuse and called Li Ying out, and said a few words of thanking her for covering Shangguan Yunzhu, and then immediately changed the topic
"Oops! Your gloves are very beautiful, where did you buy them if they are warm! ”
I saw Li Ying full of happiness, staring at the brand-new gloves in his hand, and said very proudly
"I don't know! We don't know where to buy it! After putting it on, I don't know what it feels like to be cold, and my hands are always sweaty when I am hot in class! ”
Wang Jinbao pursed his lips, I wanted to say directly, are your gloves made of bear skin? But there is no need to pour cold water on the couple who are in love, which is not kind, so he smiled evilly
"Oops! You are so old, but you are really a careful man, and you actually know girls so well! And our Shangguan Yunzhu is not as lucky as you! Seeing that you are wearing it beautiful and warm, I wanted to ask where you bought it and buy her a pair, but unfortunately you don't know the place! ”
Unexpectedly, Li Ying glared at him fiercely and said with extreme disdain
"That's it! If you are reluctant to buy it for Shangguan Yunzhu, you can say it clearly! Why make excuses, don't you know He Chaoling? If you don't know each other, I'll call you out now, and you two will get to know each other! Ay! You said that my Xiaozhu's life is so hard, and I finally mustered up the courage to find a boyfriend, but who knew that it was actually a grande, and the hands were almost out of skin, but I still had several pimples, and it was distressing to look at! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, his face burned instantly, as if he had just dug it out of the furnace, and said extremely embarrassed
"By the way, look at my memory! I almost forgot about the matter, please call me He Chaoling, it's troublesome! Thank you! Tell him where I'm waiting for him! ”
Li Ying glared
"Stingy! Wait! Sister, I'm going to call you! ”
Wang Jinbao sighed, came to the alley and lit a cigarette, thinking that in the past two days, it seems that he has to hurry up and go to the temple in the village to make incense.
But just when Wang Jinbao was smoking one cigarette after another, He Chaoling ran over with his hands rubbed in anger
"Boss Wang! Listen to my family Li Ying said that you are looking for me? Your hands are frozen and broken, so don't smoke anymore! Say something quickly! ”
Seeing He Chaoling's nose frozen redder than a dog's nose, his hands rubbing as if he were drilling wood to make fire, the more he looked at it, the more angry he became
"Oops! I finally know today, what is it called! If you are cheap, you are invincible! If you have money to buy gloves for your mother, but if you don't have money for yourself, buy a glove finger! You're really homely! ”
He Chaoling was stunned for a moment, and then said in great confusion
"Boss Wang! Are you okay! Why are you scolding me in a good way? I don't seem to have provoked you, let alone affected you! ”
Wang Jinbao glared fiercely
"You didn't mess with me, let alone get in the way of me, and you helped a lot! But when Li Ying asked you for gloves, why didn't you tell me and let me buy a pair for Shangguan Yunzhu, don't you know, she drilled a quilt all day long, causing my brother and me to touch a nose yesterday! Do you have such a brother? I'm so convinced! Where did you buy that broken glove? ”
He Chaoling sneered when he heard this
"Oops! May I ask you that you have long eyes, are you out of breath? I always thought that you had an IQ of 100 and an EQ of 11! Today I realized that I overestimated you too much, your IQ is 100 true, and your EQ 101 is not wrong, but it's just 1100 upwards! What good things do you think about all day long, waiting for the girl to ask you for something, I'm afraid that what you are waiting for is only the cold word breakup! May I ask the girl who is in love at school, her boyfriend hasn't sent warmth to buy gloves yet! If I were Shangguan Yunzhu and I would touch you with ashes for a lifetime, it would be soft-hearted, so I would just stuff you into the ash basin and kill you! It's the same as decoration, what do you do in the world! ”
Wang Jinbao glared fiercely when he heard this
"How do you talk more than! Now let's talk about your broken gloves, where the hell did you buy them? You don't look at yourself, the thing you're looking for is almost flat, if I have long eyes to breathe, then your long eyes are blowing balloons! ”