It just so happened that he had just read this story last night, and he was quite impressed, and he could recite it with his eyes closed.

Hearing his words, the pigtailed girl suddenly stopped crying and nodded happily: "Okay!" ”

Shen Chongshan: "......"

Even he almost admired the speed of this face change, is it really a child?

After a while, Shen Chongshan frowned, suppressed his temperament, and slowly talked about the kitten looking for his mother: "A long, long time ago, the mother cat gave birth to a litter of kittens, all of them are very cute...... A group of children broke into the cats' home...... The cute kitten was separated from the mother cat...... In the end, the kitten finally found its mother cat, and the family lived happily together. ”

A simple little story, the children listened very seriously.

Everyone didn't dare to say anything, for fear that they would interrupt Shen Chongshan.

After listening to him, a little boy was very angry: "Those nasty children, how can they bully cute cats, we must protect cats and not let others bully them again!" ”

"Yes, we want to protect the cat, and when I go back, I will let my parents surround the cat's home and not allow others to enter!"

"That's right!"

Immediately, several children echoed.

The pigtailed girl was still hungry: "Uncle, after the kittens find their mother, will they still be separated?" My mother said that there are a lot of bad people out there who will abduct children, what if those bad people go to abduct cats? ”

Shen Chongshan: "......"

Child, you have too many questions.

I'm just an emotionless handyman!

And who's going to kidnap cats!

After the little girl asked, all the children began to worry about the cat's family.

Seeing them discuss a hundred ways to protect the cat family in a simple and serious manner, Shen Chongshan couldn't help but laugh.

But as soon as he finished laughing, his face darkened.

Because the little girl with pigtails threw another fatal blow.

She tilted her head and looked at Shen Chongshan innocently: "Uncle, uncle, can you learn cat barking?" ”

What's that?

Learn to meow?

What the heck?

Shen Chongshan glared, and subconsciously asked.

The pigtailed girl explained, "It's just learning how to meow!" My mom and dad often show me, it's cute, it's very nice, uncle, don't you? ”

After saying that, she also showed a look of disdain, and with her childish face, it was very funny.

Shen Chongshan's face suddenly darkened.

He calmed down for a few seconds, and silently took out his mobile phone to popularize science to himself what is learning to meow.

After reading the text and video, Shen Chongshan sneered, his face was almost black!

Gritted his teeth: "Learn to meow." ”

See the fuck!

The two guards guarding the door also held back a smile, as if they couldn't help it, they deliberately hid to the sides, and laughed out loud in a place where Shen Chongshan couldn't see.

Shen Chongshan's breath sank, and his voice was majestic: "Okay, children, the story is over, you can play the game by yourself, uncle will watch you play." ”

He wanted to digress the conversation and bring the scene to light.

Who knew that the little girl with pigtails was very persistent: "Uncle, uncle, you can dance for us to learn cat barking, I don't want to play games now, it's like watching my uncle dance!" ”

The other children chimed in: "Well, I'm going to see it too!" ”

"Then I'll see it too!"

"I want it too, I want it too!"

Shen Chongshan swore that if it weren't for watching them as children, he would promise to pick them up and throw them out one by one!

"Alright, shut up General Ben!"

Shen Chongshan couldn't bear it anymore and roared.

The children were stunned on the spot, as if they didn't expect this uncle to dare to yell at them.

In the next second, all the children worked together and began to howl especially hard!

It's like a race, one beats the other!

That's called an earth-shattering, weeping ghost god!

Almost toppled the roof!

The principal, who was quietly hiding outside the door and peeping, finally couldn't help it, and hurriedly walked in, raising his voice to comfort these children: "Children, don't cry, uncle didn't mean to murder you, he was not feeling well today, so his voice was a little louder." We have to understand my uncle, after all, he is sick, think about it, every time you get sick, do you feel unhappy? ”

While speaking, the director was already swearing in his heart.

But as an old man in the workplace, she is not shocked by honor and disgrace, and her face is very amiable, and no one can see that she is complaining about Shen Chongshan in her heart.

The video sent to parents last night has made more than a dozen children ask for leave, and today this scene is sent again, and the principal doesn't dare to think about it, for fear that tomorrow the small class will sing an empty city plan to her!

In this way, wouldn't General Shen want to harm other classes?

No, General Shen must not be allowed to leave the small class!

The head of the kindergarten suddenly stood up her hairs, looked at Shen Chongshan vaguely, and she immediately used her love to comfort every child: "Don't cry, don't cry, children, you are all strong cuties, crying noses are not good children......"

"Mother of the principal...... Woohoo......"

The little girl with pigtails threw herself into the arms of the principal, and cried, "I'm going to see my uncle dance and learn how to meow, but if he doesn't jump, he will still murder us, it's so terrible...... Woohoo......"

Hearing this, the principal's face stiffened.

casually patted the little girl's back, "Then the principal's mother will jump for you, isn't it just learning to meow?" The principal's mother is the best at jumping. ”

After speaking, the director greeted all the children, kind and amiable: "Children, are you okay to dance with your mother?" ”

The children wept, but nodded firmly: "Good ......"

The child's voice is coquettish, and the tail note is long.

made Shen Chongshan, who had a black face on the side, widen his eyes!

Next, it was spicy eye time, Shen Chongshan watched the director who was over half a hundred years old and had gray hair singing and dancing with a group of little children, shamefully selling cuteness.

And those children are still very, open-minded!

Shen Chongshan, who has a serious generation gap with them, doesn't know what they are happy about?

This kind of stupid dance and song is simply a disaster scene in Shen Chongshan's opinion!

Thinking that the little girl with pigtails asked him to dance this kind of dance just now, Shen Chongshan couldn't control the twitching corners of his lips, his dark face was expressionless, and finally he couldn't bear to look directly, turned his head and pretended to be dead.

After singing a song, the children were healed by the principal.

happily played with their toys again, and forgot about Shen Chongshan's evil deeds just now with a very poor memory.

The director breathed a sigh of relief.

Turning around and walking towards Shen Chongshan, he said seriously: "General Shen, the children in our small class are still young, you have to be a little patient with them, they are very coaxing, as long as you meet their requirements, the world will be peaceful...... If you can't take it anymore, you can imagine them as your children, maybe that will understand their mentality at this age? ”

Shen Chongshan: "......"

He understands everything.

But sorry, I don't understand.

His family is cold and never worries!