Chapter 694: Hehe, learn to meow
In Beijing High School, as a graduate, everyone in the third year of high school basically has a small test every three days and a test every five days.
In the quiet and serious examination room, Shen Qinghan took the written test easily, and Lin Yuanyuan next door also smiled from time to time, obviously not as hard as before.
Soon, the morning was by.
When eating in the cafeteria, Lin Yuanyuan happily gave the chicken wings on her plate to Shen Qinghan, with a bright smile: "Qinghan, thank you, if it weren't for you to help me tutor these days, I would definitely smash today's exam, I really didn't expect that I would do a lot of questions today, and I would easily hand in the papers, this feeling is so refreshing!" ”
Shen Qinghan glanced at the chicken wings and raised his head meaningfully: "Yuanyuan, the person you should thank is not me, right?" ”
Lin Yuanyuan's happy round face was stunned for a moment, and then two blush flew on her cheeks, her eyes flickered, and she quickly changed the topic: "Qinghan, don't talk about him left and right, I haven't even settled accounts with you about last night, you obviously saw that I was coerced by Mr. Driver, why didn't you help me?" And deliberately pretending not to see it and walking away, you're still not my best friend? ”
Yo, that's going to be a rake.
Shen Qinghan pursed his lips and chuckled.
Who is the one who cares about him?
Shen Qinghan took a bite of the chicken wings, "Didn't I see that you were flirting and scolding, and I didn't want to disturb you?" Am I mistaken? ”
"Who! Who hits ...... Flirting? ”
When Lin Yuanyuan heard this, her face was full of nervousness.
The voice couldn't help but tremble.
Seeing this, Shen Qinghan didn't stimulate her anymore, and said: "I'll just say casually, don't be nervous, your reaction will make me misunderstand......"
As for what the misunderstanding was, even if Shen Qinghan didn't say it clearly, Lin Yuanyuan knew it.
The corners of Lin Yuanyuan's mouth twitched, and she simply ignored Shen Qinghan anymore, and buried her head in eating hard, as if she was tearing the meat in front of her as Zhan Hao.
Shen Qinghan smiled and followed suit.
At this moment, Shen Chongshan, who is far away in Shangjing Kindergarten, is facing a big problem!
When Shen Chongshan came to kindergarten in the morning, he found that at least half of the children in the kindergarten class did not come to school.
Wearing glasses and wearing a conservative attitude, the principal respectfully explained to him: "General Shen, here's the thing, after the teachers posted your performance in the kindergarten class to the parent group yesterday, some parents called me overnight to say that the children may suddenly change people and are not very adaptable, and they all have different degrees of illness, so the parents asked for leave for the children......"
"How long have you been please?"
Shen Chongshan's handsome face had no expression, and he asked lightly.
The director coughed and looked at him curtly: "Seven days." ”
Shen Chongshan snorted coldly.
Very good, this is Ming Huanghuang to avoid him!
Shen Chongshan didn't care, glanced at the remaining children in the class, and found that the smile that was defecating on the spot yesterday didn't come.
Awesome, he's still worried about how to fix that little kid today, and he didn't come!
Peace of mind!
"Principal, General Ben knows about the situation, you go down to do something, these children will be handed over to General Ben, and General Ben promises to take them well today."
Hmph, it's just a bunch of kids.
Yesterday he was inexperienced, so he was in a hurry.
Today is different, he's a storyteller!
I don't believe these children can help him!
When the director heard this, he glanced at Shen Chongshan apprehensively and vaguely, with a trace of distrust in his eyes.
But instead of showing it, she lowered her head, answered, and turned back to the office.
The guards guarding the door were replaced by two other people, apparently in shifts.
Shen Chongshan glanced up at the direction of the surveillance, knowing that Chu Yan would look at him as a joke, so he rolled his eyes at the surveillance provocatively.
The children in the nursery class did not sit down at the moment, but scattered around the classroom playing with toys and playing with each other.
Shen Chongshan cleared his throat majestically, and then as if he had thought of something, his gaze changed in vain, and he stretched out his hand to command them: "Children, it's time for class, go back to your place and sit down." ”
Of course, no one paid attention to him.
The corners of Shen Chongshan's mouth twitched.
Gritting his teeth, he said kindly again: "Children, listen to your uncle's words and sit down obediently......"
The pigtailed girl who was squatting on the ground and playing with space sand looked up at Shen Chongshan, tilted her little head, and asked loudly: "Uncle, will you talk about the little sheep looking for her mother today?" ”
“……”
Shen Chongshan was speechless for a while.
I don't understand why this little girl has to be obsessed with the lamb to find her mother.
But in order to make them obedient quickly, Shen Chongshan had no choice but to nod perfunctorily: "Yes, uncle is super good at telling stories now, sit down quickly, otherwise uncle won't tell you stories!" ”
When the pigtail heard this, he quickly gave up the space sand and kicked the little boy in front of him on the buttocks: "Xiongxiong, hurry up, uncle is going to tell us a story......"
The little girl seemed to have a bit of status in the class, and as soon as she spoke, all the children returned to their little benches one after another.
More than a dozen pairs of eyes looked at Shen Chongshan expectantly.
Shen Chongshan walked around the classroom with his hands behind his back and his sturdy body proudly, deliberately arrogantly showing Chu Yan, and then stood in front of the children, "Okay, children, today my uncle is going to tell you a story about horse racing, saying that many years ago, there were a few bad guys ......"
"Uncle!"
The pigtailed girl raised her hand dissatisfiedly: "I want to listen to the little sheep looking for the mother, didn't you just say that you want to talk about the little sheep looking for the mother?" ”
Shen Chongshan: "...... Uncle first told the story of horse racing. ”
"No, if I want to listen to the lamb looking for his mother, I have to listen to the lamb looking for his mother......"
After speaking, the corners of the pigtailed girl's mouth flattened, crying and rubbing her eyes: "Uncle lied, said that the good lamb is looking for his mother, and his uncle is a big liar!" ”
As soon as she cried, the other children also rubbed their eyes and cried as if they were infected.
For a while, the cries of the small class came and went, so it was not lively.
The two guards stationed outside the door also turned their heads frequently, staring at Shen Chongshan with suspicious eyes, as if they were condemning him for bullying children.
Shen Chongshan was extremely speechless!
What is the charm of the lamb looking for its mother?
Obviously, the story of horse racing is light and cold, and friends like to listen to it, why can't these children listen to it?
If you can't listen to it, forget it, you still unite and cry to him!
It's really not cute at all, none of them can match the light cold of his family!
Shen Chongshan, who was so angry that his brain hurt, didn't think about it at all, Shen Qinghan and Lin Yuanyuan were both adults, these children were only three or four years old, their IQs were not at the same level at all, and their receptivity was completely different, how could they understand horse racing?
There was no way, in the face of the crying little children in this room, Shen Chongshan had no choice but to give up the horse race, and coaxed dryly: "Children, Uncle Yang really can't talk about looking for his mother, why don't we talk about the kitten looking for his mother?" ”