Chapter 152: It's not the internal affairs that are sorted out, but the internal organs
Shi Wentao glared fiercely, and then began to toss the quilt, Wang Jinbao pursed his lips and continued to sleep, and suddenly Yue Gang walked into the dormitory
"Instructor Jiang asked each dormitory to select a representative, unify to Meng Junhong's dormitory for training, fold quilts and housekeeping, and then go back to be responsible for the housekeeping training in each dormitory! See who is going to study in your dorm! ”
Wang Jinbao didn't even think about it
"This kind of face-showing, of course, belongs to our extremely smart Shi Wentao!"
Shi Wentao glared fiercely, and then said with extreme disdain
"You kid has no other pursuits than watching my jokes all day long! But I'm afraid you're going to be disappointed this time, I haven't eaten pork, haven't you seen a pig run, don't forget my brother, when I was a freshman in high school, I was also a person who participated in military training! Open your dog's eyes wide and see clearly, my brother will tell you today, what is hidden in the depths! ”
Wang Jinbao glared, thinking that his brother went to high school in the fifth middle school, because the school level was not enough, and he was not as good as your first middle school, so he asked the people from the armed forces department to conduct military training, but I refused to know, you only trained the queue formation, basked in the sun for a few days, and sorted out the housekeeping but did not even mention it
"Oops! When I was a child, my family was poor, not to mention eating meat all year round, and even stir-fried vegetables on Chinese New Year's Eve, I used chopsticks to dip a few points of oil! Although the living conditions have been better these days, I can only listen to the pigs all year round, and I have never seen the pigs run, or you run two laps, let me open my eyes and take a good look at how the pigs run! ”
Shi Wentao immediately stopped when he heard this, turned around and walked towards Wang Jinbao's bed
"You come down! Today, I will not only let you take a good look at how the pig runs, but also let you feel how the pig dies! ”
Seeing this, Wang Jinbao immediately stood up and ran to Xu Weiliang's bed
"Heaven has the virtue of a good life! Brother, I have a kind heart and never kill! Just wanted to see how you run today! Since you don't want to run, you've already taken two steps just now, and I'm already satisfied! You better hurry up and teach General Jiang how to fold tofu cubes! ”
Yue Gang smiled helplessly when he saw this, put his arms around Shi Wentao's neck, and said as he walked out
"Oops! All right! Don't toss anymore! Hurry up! If you're late, be careful that Jiang Xiaoyu will open a small stove for you and pull you out to practice alone! ”
Shi Wentao glared at Wang Jinbao fiercely, then patted Yue Gang's shoulder, and said with extreme disdain as he walked away
"If Jiang Xiaoyu dares to practice alone, I'm afraid he has a heart but doesn't have the courage, don't think that everyone in our class is Wang Jinbao, this noodle melon, like something, men can knead how they want, and they are addicted to rubbing and rubbing! Dare to practice me alone, believe it or not, I will turn his eyes into dead fish eyes in minutes! ”
Yue Gang looked at Shi Wentao with a smile and said with a wicked smile
"What kind of things men love to rub the more they rub them, and they will be addicted to kneading! You're too bad, aren't you? You're not afraid to knead out the nutrient solution! ”
Shi Wentao glared fiercely
"Oops! You kid really deserves to be three sentences and never leave his old job, why don't you say that it is rubbed and exploded, splashing your face with nutrient solution! Brother, I'm still a doll, I don't have as much social experience as you, and I don't have as much rich experience as you, and the most important thing is that I don't have as much imagination as you, I'm talking about basketball! Brother, are you thinking too much about it again! ”
Wang Jinbao looked at his two gradually distant backs with extremely contemptuous eyes, thinking that you are not afraid of people directly chopping up your two salty pig hands! Stewed! Collagen supplemented! Then go back to bed and go back to sleep!
After about an hour, Shi Tao came back bitterly, and everyone asked him to teach him how to fold tofu cubes, but he said hesitantly
"This time, according to the requirements of the army's standards, in such a short period of time, I only know that the towels in the basin are stacked squarely, the toothbrush head and toothpaste are inserted in the tooth jar facing up, and then the quilt is stacked vertically in three equal parts, and then divided horizontally into five parts, three large ones in the middle and two small ones, anyway, it is different from the military training in high school!"
As soon as these words came out, the pot exploded
"Hehehe, didn't you say that you didn't have military training when you were in high school? I'm happy for nothing! ”
"You didn't learn, so what now?"
"The cowhide has been blown up!"
"What are you doing when you didn't learn?"
Shi Tao glared
"What else can I do, stack! I don't believe in the living, and I can suffocate urine! ”
At this time, Zhang Zhaochun smiled strangely, then got up and the door opened and left, Wang Jinbao lay on the side of the bed and said in surprise
"Could he be stacking?"
Shi Wentao turned around and glared
"Oops! Today I finally understand what it means that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry! Let go of your one hundred and twenty hearts! Think about how to fold your quilt first! ”
Wang Jinbao breathed a sigh of relief, glared at him without saying a word, thinking that it is a matter of craftsmanship if he doesn't fold well, and if he doesn't fold it directly, it's a matter of attitude.
Halfway through, Wang Jinbao went to the veteran's dormitory and took a scripture, but what the veteran said was exactly the same as what Shi Tao said, but the same new quilt, people's looks boxy, and their own toss are round, and when he came back, he found Geng Yue sitting on the quilt and said
"I used to hear from my classmates that when the recruits first folded the quilt, they first wet the quilt and then smashed it with bricks, until the quilt became dry and thin, and how to be so horizontal and vertical, the new quilt was too thick! I'll press first! ”
Wang Jinbao glared, thinking that he was really sick, how to cover it at night if he got wet, how could he love it, anyway, he didn't water it when he was killed, but Shi Tao was in a hurry
"You must not get wet, Instructor Jiang specially explained, if the dormitory gets the quilt wet, all the dormitories will be punished, and those of us who go to study will be punished twice!"
Looking at the quilt that was not like the four, Wang Jinbao smashed a few fists, and then began to break the jar and break, thinking that he would stand in a military posture for a day tomorrow, and there was one that was not folded at one time, all of them were two shoulders and one head! Who's afraid of whom! Instructor Jiang can't pull himself out to practice alone!
Wang Jinbao lay down for a while, thought about it, people have to look forward, now is not a middle school gangster, so let's move the simplest move first, everyone's faces are still better, thinking of this, he reluctantly got out of bed.
Quickly got out of bed and took down the basin, took out the crumpled towel, and folded the tofu cubes and said impatiently
"Oops! Grandma's housekeeping is simply tidying up the internal organs! A broken towel has to be folded boxy! It seems that they are not only sick, but also that he has a bit of an obsessive-compulsive tendency! ”