Chapter 153: Da Lang Men Qing Dream Golden Lotus
As soon as the words fell, Zhang Zhaochun suddenly walked into the dormitory with a smile, and Wang Jinbao was about to ask
"Why don't you fold the quilt, how can you pay tomorrow?"
Unexpectedly, this guy smiled at Wang Jinbao first, picked up the quilt, and said with a weird smile as he walked out
"Oops! Why don't you just fold a quilt? As for all the fuss? I'll take it out and walk around and make a magic trick, to ensure that when I come back, the edges and corners are clear, and they are better than Jiang Xiaoyu's! ”
Wang Jinbao saw that this guy was holding the quilt and was about to go out, and the blowing was full of cows, thinking that you were carrying out a girl and bringing back a young woman, which can be seen from your face, and it can be determined, but you said that you can bring back a quilt that is better than the instructor, and you will not believe it, but I am afraid that a mouse will harm a pot of soup, so I am a little anxious to say
"Lao Shaanxi, don't dare to pour it with water, otherwise everyone will follow you tomorrow! Haven't you heard that magic tricks are all tricks, all of them are tricks, or you can be honest and learn from Shi Wentao! ”
As a result, Zhang Zhaochun made a grimace, glanced at the quilt that Shi Wentao was proud of, held the quilt in one arm, and said with extreme disdain while closing the door with one hand
"Don't worry! A smart person like me would never do something like this! You don't look at Shi Wentao's own quilts, they are all folded incorrectly, let me learn from Shi Wentao, it is better for me to be self-taught! And you better fold your quilt quickly! The province's tomorrow will be set up as a model, and be careful to be pulled out by Instructor Jiang to practice alone! ”
After saying that, Zhang Zhaochun pulled the door shut, hummed a little song and left, Wang Jinbao saw this and looked at Shi Wentao's green face like leaves, smiled bitterly, and thought that pigs will fly when they stand in the wind, and gods will be wasted when they stand in place, but after the wind passes, it is often pigs that fall to death, and the gods who do not move in place are gods even if they are abolished, because pigs are always pigs, and gods are gods after all!
Thinking of this, Wang Jinbao did not hurry down as usual, but chose to be silent, because he felt that in this situation, for Shi Wentao, who loves to be in the limelight and sees his face bigger than the sky, the blow is fatal, and he will be holding back his anger, so he will not touch this moldy head, and it is not cost-effective to burn himself!
Wang Jinbao was extremely reluctant, and after stacking the toiletries in the washbasin as a whole according to Meng Junhong's standards, he stretched his waist, looked at Geng Buyue and lay on the quilt, and then his eyes rolled and pounced
"Look at you lying like this, what's the point of pressing it, and then rolling the sheets! Roll the sheets! What do you mean by rolling alone, how about I roll with you?"
Geng Buyue was stronger than Wang Jinbao, and he had been on guard for a long time, so he escaped a catastrophe, but he was very small, three times five divided by two was itchy, and he collapsed on the bed with a smile, Wang Jinbao was very proud to lie on the bed, but he didn't expect to take a breath yet, only to see Geng Buyue clean up, the messy bed that was tossed, and said helplessly
"Aren't you a pervert! Let's not say that my brother and I just press the quilt, in order to better fold out the tofu blocks, don't you kid know how to roll the sheets, everyone is a man and a woman roll, you kid is good, directly see someone on the bed, men and women are directly rushed up! Look what you've done in my bed! ”
Wang Jinbao smiled badly when he heard this, and then squatted on the bed twice, and then felt that he was still angry, and stomped on the bed board twice, and the sound of the bed board just fell, only to see Geng Buyue swishing some jumped off the bed, his eyes were hooked, and then he sighed, and said helplessly
"Oops! Sleeping on your lower bunk, I've really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes! Fart! Snoring almost wets the bed, but now it's actually breaking dancing on it, flying directly in the dust, is there such a toss for you? You're not letting people sleep? It's really not good, let's change shops! ”
Wang Jinbao immediately climbed to the side of the bed when he heard this, and said excitedly
"Good! Let's change it now! I'm a very easy-going person, you sleep on top of me, not only you fart! Snore! Urine into a water curtain hole! I will never say a word, and if you have the ability, take a day with a Seven Fairies to travel at night, room, even if you are crying wolves and howling, it is dark, I should be listening to the symphony! Absolutely not a word! ”
Geng Buyue glared fiercely, and then said very proudly
"What do you kid think about all day long? Do you know what time my brother and I get up for this bunk?"
Wang Jinbao glared
"I knew you were like some women, just lip service! Don't pretend to say anything in the future, what's mine is yours, you're welcome, who made you talk nonsense that we are brothers who sleep in bunk beds! ”
Geng Buyue smiled evilly, then hit the flying dust on the bed with his hand, sat on it, and shook it vigorously
"Look at what you said, haven't you heard it, everything can be discussed, except for the car and the woman! Although I am still single, the bed is like my woman, but also my car! So don't worry about it anymore! ”
Wang Jinbao didn't pay attention because he was lying on the quilt, and was almost shaken down by this guy, and then grabbed the steel pipe at the head of the bed, and stared at Geng Buyue in great puzzlement
"Are you sick? Almost shook me out of bed! Pan Jinlian is not in your bed, why are you making such a big move?"
Unexpectedly, Geng Buyue smiled evilly at first, and then said directly
"It's true that Pan Jinlian is not in my bed, but Ximenqing is asleep on my top bunk! I want to shake the bed in a real place, and the time to save the movement is too big, and the students will find out! ”
Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, and then his eyes rolled and jumped on the bed a few times
"Good! Since you are so understanding, then I will also help you save the dust in the cracks of the bed board, and when the time comes, you Jinlian sister-in-law will not say anything about eating loud farts, and she will be sprinkled with dirt and fall into your baked cakes the next day, which will affect the quality of your Wu Dalang baked cakes! ”
As soon as the words fell, I didn't expect Shi Wentao to say directly
"Oops! Are the two of you interesting, in the TV series, Ximen Qing and Wu Dalang sleep with Pan Jinlian, you two are good, Ximen Qing and Wu Dalang dream of Pan Jinlian! Who is Pan Jinlian? Hurry up and stop, fold the quilt quickly, although you can brag about it! Blow up the balloons! Some even blow their horns! But it is never possible to blow a quilt into a tofu block! ”
Wang Jinbao and Geng Buyue were just about to refute, but they didn't expect Shi Wentao to sit on a grimace and pull the door open
"It's torture to stay in the same house with people with dirty minds like you, I have to smoke a cigarette quickly!"