Chapter 297: A big bowl of drool
When Yang Lingbao heard this, he looked at Lin Yahong's smiling face and said with a wicked smile
"Doesn't everyone say that beautiful women are big in front? Aren't people trying to make you more perfect?"
Lin Ya glared fiercely, threw an apple over, and said as she walked towards the kitchen
"Perfect, you big-headed ghost! Quickly peel the apples for Miss Ben, cut them into eight portions and put them on the fruit bowl, otherwise watch out for your dog's head! ”
Yang Lingbao grabbed the apple, looked at Lin Ya and walked towards the kitchen, and said with an unusually attentive smile
"Mission Guaranteed Completion! It's so boring to put it in the fruit bowl, in order to thank you well, when your eggs are boiled and dressed, my brother feeds you with his mouth! ”
Lin Ya smiled faintly, and said quickly while boiling water and taking eggs
"Have you eaten in the afternoon? If you're hungry, I'll cook instant noodles for you, and I promise that as long as you eat the instant noodles I cooked, you'll want to eat them again next time! ”
Yang Lingbao glanced at the graceful figure on the glass door of the kitchen, licked his mouth and said with a wicked smile
"It's boring to eat instant noodles! It's not nutritious at all, it's junk food to be exact! ”
Lin Ya turned around and glared
"You have a lot of all day long, instant noodles are junk food, and almost everyone in the world eats them! Besides, billions of bags of instant noodles a year should always be eaten by people, not poured into the ditch! Then you don't want to eat instant noodles, what do you want to eat! ”
Yang Lingbao's eyes rolled
"Eat you!"
Lin Ya was shocked when she heard this, and nervously dropped the egg directly into the pot, but in order to hide the panic and excitement in her heart, she turned around and glared fiercely
"Why are you so distressed! What else do you want to eat? In a word, it is convenient to eat or not, if you don't eat, I will cook it for me, you kid have to think about it, sit next to it when the time comes, look at it, and swallow saliva one after another! ”
Yang Lingbao pursed his lips, thinking that since he came to their house, and he was a lonely man and a widow, it was equivalent to a pot of cold water on the gas stove, and it was only a matter of time before it boiled, since Lin Ya said that she wanted to eat instant noodles, I am afraid that she is hungry, and it is not fragrant to eat alone, so she should accompany the prince to read and make the little girl happy, today's instant noodles are not only to be eaten but also to be drunk even if they are hot, so he hurriedly said with a smile
"Oops! I can't hold back my saliva when I see you, and I can almost swallow a bowl! If you want to eat it, then cook me a packet of soup you've eaten! If it's inconvenient, forget it! ”
Lin Ya rolled her eyes angrily and said helplessly
"Oops! I've never seen a man with such an ink blot as you, what's so convenient or inconvenient about cooking instant noodles, if it's not convenient, then is he still called instant noodles? You say eat a few packs now, and the province will grab the food in other people's bowls! And I'm weird, why do you cook in the soup I've eaten, what kind of logic are you, in other words, what kind of hobby! ”
Yang Lingbao finished peeling the apple, and according to what Lin Ya said, after cutting it into eight neat parts, he inserted a piece with a toothpick, and said while walking towards the kitchen
"Eat two packs! Why do you want to cook in the soup you have eaten, such a simple question, don't you understand, of course you want to taste your taste! In other words, taste the taste of love! I'm a more traditional person, in addition to reading and eating, if I have a hobby, it's thinking all day long, how to love you well! It hurts you! Pamper you! Let you grow up like a happy bird, carefree and slowly! Grow old together! ”
Lin Ya glared, took a bite of the apple, and said a little shyly while chewing with a red face
"Nasty! Well done! The apples are very cleanly peeled, cut very evenly, and not too big or too small! Is it smeared with honey on your mouth today, pick up what people like to hear, people say that you are so abnormal, is there any intention, or is there any bad idea brewing, but you better be honest, don't forget that this is my house, be careful sister, I close the door and beat the dog! And you asked me to cook two bags of instant noodles at once, are you a pig? ”
Yang Lingbao smiled evilly, thinking that this is your home is good, and it is not false that you are waiting for my master of this house, but please figure it out, what is currently standing in front of you is not a dog, but a hungry wolf, and you are a little she-wolf in the spring, who will clean up next after closing the door, I'm afraid it will be difficult to say, take 10,000 steps back and say, even if you are not a she-wolf, it is also a docile little sheep, and the rest of the things, smart people will want to come, so he said helplessly with a bitter face
"Oops! Look at what you are talking about, and you still have a honey-bellied sword, why don't you say that I hide a knife in my laughter! Am I as bad as you think? How to eat two bags of instant noodles a lot? Don't forget, you can only do it if you can eat! Besides, even if I am a pig, it is Marshal Tianpeng who descended to earth, and in order to arch your cabbage, the gods will not do it! How can two bags of instant noodles make you feel distressed! ”
Lin Ya glared and said while cutting tomatoes
"I hate it, say that you are Zhu Bajie for a long time! People are afraid that you will have a stomach ache after eating too much, and if you can finish this box, it will not be a problem for me to cook it all for you tonight! And it's already dark, what can you do with so much food? ”
Yang Lingbao looked at Lin Ya's key parts with squinting eyes, then licked his mouth, and said with a wicked smile
"What else can you do at night but sleep? In other words, what do you want to do?"
Lin Ya was looked at by Yang Lingbao, and felt uncomfortable all over her body, so she glared at her fiercely and pretended to be angry
"There's nothing to do! Go to the living room to clean up the table, lie on the sofa and watch TV, stand here like a mummy, can't help anything, your eyes are green, as if you are going to eat someone, the big night is weird and scary! ”
Yang Lingbao pursed his lips, and then grimaced
"Order!"
Yang Lingbao came to the living room, looked at the spotless table, shook it extremely helplessly, symbolically wiped the table, and lay on the sofa, pressing the remote control indiscriminately, and after a while, Lin Ya came out with a bowl full of convenience, because the bowl was too hot, just walked to the coffee table, and quickly put it on it, his mouth was high, and he said a little coquettishly while blowing his fingers
"Are you dead? When the rice is ready, I don't know how to come over and serve the bowl, which makes people's hands red! ”
Seeing this, Yang Lingbao hurriedly got up, thinking that if she was not a coquettish woman, it was because no one hurt, so she quickly stuffed her finger into her mouth, pulled Lin Ya's hand, and gently wiped it in the hot and reddened palm, and said extremely distressedly
"Oops! I feel sorry for me! Come and come and put some on your brother, the old man's brand safflower oil, which is guaranteed to be effective in three seconds, and then blow a breath of fairy air, and it will be as good as ever! ”
(End of chapter)