Chapter 298: Eating Green Onions to Reduce Inflammation! Bad intentions!
Lin Ya angrily wiped her palms on her clothes, and said with her mouth pursed
"There is no shape all day long! I don't know how distressed people are! You're still standing here stupidly, waiting for me to bring you the bowl and feed it to your mouth! I might as well eat it directly! ”
Yang Lingbao smiled faintly, quickly helped Lin Ya to sit on the sofa, and said while walking towards the kitchen
"I'm sorry! My little darling! Originally, I wanted to come in and help you, but you said that after eating the instant noodles you cooked, you will definitely think about the next time after eating once, and you are afraid to learn your exclusive cheats, so I am waiting for you here quietly, and call me when I am done, but you took care of me, the wounded and sick, and did not say a word, and chose to carry it alone no matter how hard and tired you are! Thanks, wife! You've done a great job! ”
Lin Ya rolled her eyes angrily, then sighed, and said helplessly
"You said you're a person, why are you so shameless! When did people agree to be your wife, how dare you say anything all day long! Don't talk nonsense, bring me the bowl, wait for the instant noodles to be in the bowl for a long time, not only does it not taste good, but even my craftsmanship is blind! ”
Yang Lingbao glanced at it, and said to himself as he walked towards the kitchen, little girl, I won't be stubborn later, I want to turn you into a wife, it's not just like a word, but Lin Ya heard it, and immediately scolded it loudly
"The surname Yang has the ability, repeat what you just said! Believe it or not, I'll shut you down completely! ”
Yang Lingbao smiled faintly, gently picked up the bowl, and slowly walked towards the living room
"Why did I turn you into my wife, that is my lifelong dream, is there anything inappropriate? What are you doing with my machine turned off, and besides, the remote control is in your hand, if you want to turn it off, no one can stop it! In short, how happy you are, how to come, I will accept it without complaint! ”
Lin Ya glared fiercely
"That's it! Don't run the train with your mouth full, are you ready to let me eat instant noodles? ”
At this moment, Yang Lingbao's mind was full of instant noodles, and when Lin Ya applied the corners of her mouth, where should she put her hands and what should she do, so she said with a smile
"Wouldn't it be too wasteful for you to grab instant noodles with such beautiful hands, in case you get burned, then you don't feel sorry for me! This kind of thing in the fire, let me do it! ”
Lin Ya rolled her eyes angrily, and then she couldn't say anything
"I know you have thick skin, but this instant noodles are still steaming, aren't you afraid of being blanched! Don't we have chopsticks at home?"
When Yang Lingbao heard this, he thought that it was really hard to talk to the girls, and he directly said that it would be over if he went to get a pair of chopsticks, and it was not a tongue twister that went around, and besides, did you have no long hands, and you had the time to break around here, I am afraid that it would have been brought early, but he didn't say a word, because he knew better than anyone that girls playing small sex were coquettish in disguise, so he smiled wickedly and scratched his head while saying
"Hey! Look at my little bit of talent, I was so bent on having dinner with you that I forgot about it! Wait! Give me thirty seconds, and you'll have a delicious dinner in no time! ”
Lin Ya turned off the TV with her hand, looked at the love dinner in front of her, and said with a happy smile
"Young man, what is my sister's craftsmanship, there are spinach, tomatoes and eggs in this noodle, which can be called full of color and flavor, and it looks like an appetite, is there a feeling of whistle noodles! Tell me how you thank me! ”
Yang Lingbao took the chopsticks, and when he was about to turn around and go out, he suddenly found that there were a few peeled green onions next to him, and a sentence immediately flashed in his mind, eating a green onion is hard for a winter, so he smiled badly, took two of them, and said happily while walking towards Lin Ya
"How much do you want me to thank, then I will thank you, in short, I can't thank enough! Come and eat it quickly, it won't taste good when it gets cold! ”
Lin Ya saw Yang Linbao holding two pairs of chopsticks in his left hand and two green onions in his right hand, and walked over with a smile, so he asked extremely puzzled
"What kind of green onions do you eat! And it's two sticks when you eat it! ”
Yang Lingbao wanted to say that in order to present a more perfect self to you, my brother will present it to you without reservation, but I am afraid that the little girl will be vigilant, but after thinking about it, since she has led the family, she should know that something is going to happen more or less, since she asked, then ask tentatively first to see if there is any drama, so she said with a wicked smile
"Eat green onions to reduce inflammation, and then talk about men, I don't understand what I told you! Let's hurry up and eat! We're going back! It's too late, the school door is closed, and you can't even get in! ”
Lin Ya glared fiercely when she heard this
"Oops! You think so tired all day long, I've already told you on the student union's side, no one will check your accommodation tonight! So you put your heart in your stomach, finish your meal first, wait for me to take a shower, put a dressing on your mouth, and we'll see how it goes! But I have a problem now, people say that eating garlic is anti-inflammatory and sterilizing, and eating green onions is aphrodisiac, how can you say that it is anti-inflammatory, what the hell are you kid messing with! ”
Yang Lingbao heard the bath, his eyes lit up instantly, and he thought that girls were full of weaknesses, usually wearing thick clothes, not easy to find, so it was difficult to be attacked, but after taking a bath, not only all the weaknesses on her body were unobstructed, but also had the opportunity to be taken down at any time, it seems that this little girl is ready to untie her clothes, as the saying goes, opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared, why don't you come to a vigorous reconnaissance first, so she hurriedly said with a smile
"How do you know that onions are aphrodisiac?"
Lin Ya said with a flushed face in an instant
"It's common sense! I know what's strange about this, if you feel that you are weak, leeks are aphrodisiacs, I'll go down and buy you a bundle of leeks! Tomorrow you'll be in good spirits and in good spirits! ”
Yang Lingbao panicked instantly when he heard this, thinking that the little girl was not very old, and she actually had such a deep study of food therapy and self-recuperation, but at present, the instant noodles have not been eaten, and she has eaten so many leeks, in case taking a bath is just a disguise, returning to the hot body of the dormitory, lying on the cold bed board, it has really become a double heaven of ice and fire, so she hurriedly sandwiched the eggs in the bowl to Lin Ya
"If you want to see the fountain coming out of your nose, just say that you will buy me a bundle of leeks, why don't you just take them to the leek garden!" If you don't like to eat green onions, I just don't eat them! Come and eat noodles quickly, it won't be hard after a long time! ”
Lin Ya glared, sandwiched the egg into Yang Lingbao's bowl again, and said while chewing a piece of tomato
"Didn't you say you could only do it if you could eat it? Didn't you eat an aphrodisiac with green onions? Then you eat more, I'm losing weight and can't eat high-calorie food at night! ”
(End of chapter)