"Master, Master......"

In a trance, Chang Wei heard someone calling "Master", and it seemed that there was still a hand that was gently pulling on him.

Shaking his head vigorously, trying to shake off the strong dizziness that had not appeared in his mind for a long time, Chang Wei opened his eyes in a daze, and a hairy face with red eyes and pointed mouth and shrunken cheeks suddenly broke into his eyes.

"Youkai!"

Chang Wei was full of excitement, and without saying a word, he slapped Na Mao's face, and hit Na Mao's face with a click, and his whole head rotated three hundred and sixty degrees.

“……”

Mao's face was speechless, innocently blinked his red eyes twice, and said helplessly: "Master, it's time to eat!" ”

“？”

Chang Wei was shocked in his heart: his head was rotated 360 degrees, and he could still act as if nothing happened? What kind of yokai is this?

Under the horror, the last trace of confusion in Chang Wei's mind dissipated and quickly sobered up.

"No, this monster is calling me Master!"

As soon as he thought of this, Chang Wei tilted his head back slightly, swept his gaze, and saw the hairy face in front of him clearly.

It was a monkey less than 1.3 meters tall.

It was dressed in a straight cotton cloth, a tiger skin apron tied around its waist, and a gold-inlaid hat with a gold hoop underneath it.

At this moment, this human-like monkey in clothes is holding a huge purple gold bowl with a pair of front paws, which contains a small half bowl of yellowed brown rice, a few wilted greens, and two pieces of rancid tofu.

"Master, it's time to eat."

Seeing Chang Wei looking directly at himself, the monkey blinked twice more and said softly with its frightening fiery red eyes.

Grunt.

Chang Wei swallowed his saliva and looked left and right.

I saw that on the slope not far below, there was a fat and strong black man with a pig's head and ears like a fan, who was arching his mouth and snoring.

Below the pig-headed black man, a four-meter-tall, blue-skinned, red-haired and red-bearded giant was diligently brushing a white horse by the stream below. On the grass on the bank of the creek, there is a crescent moon for shoveling. Next to the shovel are two huge wooden boxes.

Grunt.

Chang Wei swallowed another mouthful of saliva, slowly stood up from the straw mat he was sitting on, and looked down at himself.

Wearing a gray and patched monk's robe, with leggings on his calves, and a pair of shoes on his feet, there is also a patch on each of the big toes on both sides, and the stitches are fine and neat, and it looks quite beautiful.

After seeing monkeys, pigs' heads, and blue giants, Chang Wei closed his eyes, inhaled, exhaled, inhaled again, and exhaled again......

After repeating this, he opened his eyes again, lowered his head, and looked at the monkey who looked extremely short and thin because of his half-squatting expression.

There are pigs, sand and white horses, so this little monkey is Sun Wukong?

Although the face is a little fierce, this temperament is ...... Too gentle, right? Those few voices of the master were called a soft talk. was slapped three hundred and sixty degrees on his head, and he only blinked innocently......

Where is Brother Monkey's ferocity?

Could it be that it has been completely domesticated by the Golden Hoop Curse?

The monkey tilted his head and looked at Chang Wei, as if he was a little uneasy by his gaze, and couldn't help but raise one paw and scratch his head: "Master, eat it while it's hot, this is the disciple's hard-earned meal." ”

"I'm Master...... Well, no problem, identity substitution, get used to it. ”

The corners of Chang Wei's eyes twitched slightly, glanced at the purple gold bowl held in the monkey's hand, and said lightly: "You just give me these things?" ”

Yellowed brown rice, a few wilted greens without a hint of oil, and two pieces of rancid tofu.

Chang Wei had never eaten this kind of thing when he married Huang Rong in the past. There are mountain delicacies and game in every meal, and any dish of side dishes is a delicacy handled by Huang Rong himself.

And as his strength grew, he could gradually absorb the aura of heaven and earth directly to supply the body's needs, and his requirements for food became higher - since eating is no longer absolutely necessary, and he can't starve to death if he doesn't eat for a few months, then he must eat the best.

With the best ingredients, the best condiments, paired with the best chefs, the most delicious dishes are made.

This kind of thing can get into his mouth.

But what is this monkey doing?

Send it to Hanako!

But then again, the monk who came to the door with a bowl and a bowl to turn his fate into a relationship called Hanako...... It doesn't seem to make much difference.

Facing Chang Wei's questioning, "Sun Wukong", who was short, no more than one meter three or five by eye, thin and weak, scratched his chin again and explained seriously:

"Master, this radius of thousands of miles is all barren mountains and mountains, and there are no half households. The disciple flew thousands of miles away to get these fasting meals......"

Chang Wei shook his head and sighed: "Wukong, you are one hundred and eight thousand miles, is it difficult to return to Datang?" Even if it's too far back to Datang, is it difficult for you to buy some delicious food in those small countries we pass through on the way? ”

Sun Wukong said helplessly: "Master, if the disciple flies too far and can't come back for a while, what should I do if the monster comes?" ”

Chang Wei said: "Isn't there a Bajie and a sand monk?" ”

“……”

Sun Wukong looked at the slope below, the pig-headed black man who was sleeping loudly, and then looked at Sha Wujing, who was four meters tall and muscular, and looked like he was very fierce and capable of fighting, but in fact, he was strong and dry, and said helplessly:

"Master, many times the two of them can't even tell whether they are humans or demons...... Besides, if you need money to buy things, where do you get the money? ”

Chang Wei was stunned: "You are a dignified Monkey King, sitting on Huaguo Mountain, and you have thousands of monkeys and monkeys under your command...... There will be no money? ”

Sun Wukong said innocently: "It's true that the disciple is the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, but ...... Do the monkeys need money? ”

Chang Wei said: "Don't you need it? ”

Sun Wukong said: "Do you need it?" ”

“…… Well, the monkeys don't need money. Chang Wei sighed: "Then when we used to turn into a relationship, didn't there be a kind-hearted person who gave us some money?" ”

Sun Wukong said: "Master, you are an ascetic, you only beg for food when you turn into a relationship, and you don't need money." ”

Chang Wei was speechless for a moment.

Sighing, looking up at the house, his eyes lit up, and he took three steps and two steps, ran to a bush of thorns, and with a big hand, he caught a fat gray hare.

He carried the rabbit ears and said with a smile: "Wukong, help the master cook this rabbit, first bleed, then disembowel, and peel off the fur for barbecue!" I'm going to eat a roast hare in this meal! ”

Sun Wukong was stunned: "Master, how can you eat rabbits?" ”

Chang Wei put his face on the board: "If you don't eat rabbits, do you eat pigs?" Alright, let's go take care of this rabbit! ”

As he spoke, he threw the rabbit into Sun Wukong's arms.

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