326, Chang Sanzang three dozen white bone spirits [ask for a monthly pass!] 】
"Think twice, Master!"
Sun Wukong hugged the fat rabbit, his eyes widened, he looked up at Chang Wei, who was taller than him when he was standing, and persuaded: "Master, you are a monk, how can you open a monk?" If you break the vows, I'm afraid you'll never reach Lingshan! ”
"Never get to Lingshan?" Chang Wei didn't say anything, but Zhu Bajie, who was lying down and sleeping, suddenly turned over and sat up, and shouted loudly: "Master is not going to Lingshan, it's great!" Divide the luggage, divide the luggage! Brother Monkey, you go back to your Huaguo Mountain, my old pig goes back to my Gao Laozhuang to be a son-in-law, and Lao Sha will return to the Liusha River to continue to be a monster...... A good thing, a great thing! ”
After saying that, he lay down again, rolled over, and continued to snor.
"Bajie, that idiot, Master don't pay attention to him." Sun Wukong continued to persuade Chang Wei: "Master, monks can't eat the ...... of Xuan."
Chang Wei shook his head, pointed to his nose, and asked solemnly, "Wukong, do you know who I am?" ”
Sun Wukong was stunned and said: "Master, you are the reincarnation of the disciple Jin Chanzi, a good person who practiced in the tenth life, and this time you are traveling west to learn scriptures in accordance with ......the Buddha's decree."
"Needless to say, remember the key point: I, Master Xuanzang from the Tang Dynasty, am the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and my master is the Buddha!"
Chang Wei said solemnly: "Do you think that my master will not let me return to the master because of such a trivial matter as opening the vows?" It's like Wukong, when you first followed me, you often murdered people, Master, did I give up saving you because of this? ”
"Uh......" Sun Wukong blinked and whispered: "Disciple, I haven't killed many people all the way......"
Chang Wei turned a deaf ear: "In short, Wukong, you have made such a big mistake, as a teacher, I don't dislike you, and take you all the way west to learn scriptures, the same reason, don't say that I just opened a rabbit once, that is, I slept with a few girls and killed a few people, will the Buddha give up on me?" Impossible! ”
"But ......"
"No, but!" Chang Wei waved his hand and pointed at Sun Wukong: "I'm hungry for the teacher, hurry up and concoct rabbits!" ”
"But the master doesn't not allow the disciple to open the killing ring......
Chang Wei stretched out his hand, pinched his two fingers, clicked, and pinched the rabbit's cervical vertebrae: "Okay, you don't need to kill the ring." ”
“……”
Sun Wukong was dumbfounded.
Chang Wei glared: "Go and bleed and peel the skin!" ”
Sun Wukong nodded blankly, turned around and walked towards the stream, took two steps, and suddenly raised his hand to wipe his tears: "Master has opened the killing ring...... Master can't go to Lingshan......"
Chang Wei frowned, looking at the crying Sun Wukong, his heart was full of a strong sense of disobedience.
"No, no. Sun Wukong's heart, how can it be so soft? ”
Sun Wukong does not have such a soft heart, but he is also a witty monkey, and he knows how to persuade his master very well, and he should not sit back and watch Chang Wei start killing. It is even more impossible to be sent away by Chang Wei with just a few words, and go to concoct rabbits while crying.
"This Monkey King, his temperament is too soft......"
Chang Wei frowned, looked at Sun Wukong, who was squatting by the stream, whispering the mantra of death, while bleeding and skinning the rabbit, and said secretly in his heart:
"This Journey to the West world is also a bit weird. I've seen a man who has one eye of the Monkey King and has been trained by him with one eyelash for more than a month. How can that monkey brother's momentum be so soft? Even if he has been pressed by Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years and has been put on the golden hoop of monkey taming, Sun Wukong's recklessness should not be wiped out!
"Besides, Brother Monkey has been suppressed in all directions, and the four major states have all been turned into pieces in the twenty-two years of Zhenguan's heavenly changes after traveling to the west, where did this Monkey King jump out?
"Can Nantianmen and Haotian Mirror still reverse the long river of time and teleport me to before the Journey to the West, under the noses of the gods and Buddhas of the heavens, in front of Sun Wukong's fiery eyes, let me replace Tang Sanzang?
"Even if the Haotian Mirror is extremely high and can hide from most of the immortals and Buddhas, how can it be hidden? How could he sit idly by and watch his disciples be replaced? Or is it just a parallel world? ”
Chang Wei instinctively felt that there was something strange about this Journey to the West world. Sun Wukong is eccentric, and Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk are also eccentric.
If it is weird, then you have to think about it, the intention of Nantianmen and Haotianjing to teleport themselves to this "Journey to the West".
While pondering, a nightingale-like mountain song came.
Chang Wei followed the sound and saw a girl dressed in cloth, graceful figure, skin like snow, and a beautiful face, holding a bamboo basket in her hand, singing beautiful mountain songs, along the mountain road down the hillside and by the stream.
Hearing the girl's singing, Fang Cai was still salivating at the corners of his mouth, snoring and snoring, suddenly a spirit, a carp jumped up, the huge arch twitched twice, and shouted:
"Fragrant, so fragrant! Female Bodhisattva, what do you have in your basket are wheat cakes filled with honey and thick porridge boiled with millet? ”
Well, the nerd was not awakened by the woman's singing, but by the sweet smell of food.
The girl exclaimed, looked at Zhu Bajie with a pig's head, and then looked at the four-meter-tall, blue-skinned and red-haired Sha monk, and her pretty face turned white with horror: "You, what kind of monster are you?" ”
"Female Bodhisattva, don't be afraid, we are not monsters, we are people from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil...... We have a degree of disc, and we are serious monks! ”
Zhu Bajie has always been pitiful and cherished, and when he saw that the girl was frightened, he hurriedly comforted him.
Just as he spoke, Chang Wei's eyes flashed with gold, and he had seen through the girl's true face - where was she a lively girl? It's clearly a skeleton in human skin!
Under the snow-white skin, there is no muscles, blood, and internal organs, just a white skeleton, and the black corpse qi that fills between the skeletons and supports the skin!
"Bone Spirit?"
Chang Wei's expression froze: "The white bone spirit doesn't have any combat power, it's just good at changing, just try this world, how strong is the monster!" ”
As soon as his mind moved, he didn't say a word, opened his legs, rumbled in front of the girl like a chariot, raised his palm, spread his five fingers, and slapped his head with a palm, and slammed it on the top of the girl's skull.
The girl didn't say a word, she fell to the ground, and died of anger in a blink of an eye.
Zhu Bajie was comforting the girl, seeing that the girl's mood gradually calmed down under her "Lianzhu Witty Words", and was about to flirt with her for a few words, when she saw that the "Master" suddenly rushed to the girl like crazy, and slapped the girl to the ground with a palm, and suddenly opened her mouth in shock, and said in shock: "Master, what are you doing?" ”
The sand monk who brushed the horse was also full of excitement, standing in place at a loss, only repeating the machine and saying: "Master has killed, Master has killed, Master has killed ......"
Sun Wukong was startled at first, and then his eyes flashed with golden light, and said: "Don't panic, everyone, Master didn't kill anyone, Master killed goblins!" ”
"Confession? It's still a big brother who is clever! ”
Zhu Bajie's eyes flashed, and he didn't care about the death of the beautiful woman, and he had no intention of complaining that the master was destroying the flowers with his hot hands, so he restrained his surprise and said loudly: "It's not wrong, the master didn't kill anyone, the master killed a goblin!" Lao Sha, do you think it's true? ”
"Huh?" Seeing that the senior brother and the second senior brother both said that the master killed the goblin, Monk Sha was stunned for a moment, and then nodded again and again with a happy face: "That's right, the master killed the goblin!" ”
As he spoke, he rejoiced in his heart: "Thank God, fortunately, the senior brother and the second senior brother are clever, and there are no witnesses around, and no one knows that the master killed people...... I won't be locked up and taken into the government to be punished! ”
Chang Wei didn't bother to pay attention to Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha, only hugged his chest with one hand, supported his chin with the other, stared at the corpse of the girl on the ground, and muttered: "It's a little interesting......"
He only had a thirty percent of his palm.
But his current cultivation, even if it is only a palm flat A with three percent of his strength, without any light and shadow effects, can completely blast an iron statue into a pile of broken grains, and each piece of broken grain will never exceed the size of gravel.
But this girl, who is suspected of being a change in the white bone spirit, actually has a "corpse" intact, and even her scalp is not broken.
However, the girl's "corpse" has indeed lost its vitality and has become a dead thing. But Chang Wei wasn't sure whether the girl was killed by her own palm, or whether she cheated to death by herself - the white bone spirit was not very combative, but the magic attainment of the "golden cicada shelling" was so amazing that it was played. Even Sun Wukong fought three times before he bombarded it.
When assessing the white bone spirit's ability to resist attacks, Zhu Bajie came to Chang Wei's side, gently tugged at his sleeve, and whispered, "Master, what else are you looking at?" Hurry up and bury the body! ”
"Bury what? Is it necessary to kill a goblin and bury it? ”
Chang Wei glanced at him, "Find a tree, hang the corpse of this goblin, and warn the rest of the monsters." ”
"Huh?"
Zhu Bajie swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty:
"Master, this, this is not appropriate, I killed someone, and hung the corpse for public display...... Master, my old pig is a good family, and he is the son-in-law of Gao Laozhuang, who is serious about farming...... Even if we don't take the Western Scripture, I, I haven't thought about falling into the grass! ”
"......" Chang Wei glared at Zhu Bajie, too lazy to say more to this rammer, and instructed Monk Sha: "Wujing, you come." ”
"Uh, good Master."
Although Monk Sha was also uneasy, he felt that after the master killed someone, he would not destroy the corpse and destroy the traces, but would hang the corpse for public display, which was too cruel, but he never dared to disobey the master's instructions, so he found a rope and quickly hung the girl's body to a tree with a crooked neck.
Seeing that Monk Sha tied up the corpse and hung the corpse in one go, and his movements were clean and neat, Chang Wei couldn't help but nod with satisfaction: "It's still Wujing and capable." ”
Monk Sha smiled innocently: "Without it, only the hand is familiar." When the disciple was a demon and cannibal in the quicksand river, he had long been used to tying up and hanging people...... Amitabha, the disciple lost his words......"
"Knowing that mistakes can be corrected, and good is great." Chang Wei said casually, and called Sun Wukong: "Wukong, has the rabbit been concocted?" ”
"It's almost ......"
After a while, Monk Sha, under Chang Wei's instructions, found Chai He and set up the grill.
When Sun Wukong brought the rabbit, Monk Sha skewered it with a branch, lit firewood, and grilled the rabbit on a simple grill. Looking at his skillful way of making barbecue, I think he is used to doing such errands.
Zhu Bajie looked at the corpse hanging from the tree with a melancholy face, swaying in the wind, and muttered to himself:
"What's that? The master not only opened the ring of the ring, but also opened the ring of killing, and also hung the corpse for public display...... This is the rhythm of falling into the grass! Will my old pig follow the master to the grass, or will he go back to Gao Laozhuang to be a good farmer? This...... It's a real dilemma......"
Sun Wukong squatted beside the grill, also with a melancholy face: "Master can recognize goblins and kill goblins, this is a good thing." But...... Wouldn't it really make the Buddha angry? ”
Just when the master and apprentice were thinking about each other, a sad old voice suddenly came: "Ah, my daughter, you died so miserably!" ”
The four masters and apprentices followed the prestige, and saw an old man on crutches walking down the hillside, looking at the corpse of the girl hanging from the tree, beating his chest and feet, and crying loudly.
Zhu Bajie was full of excitement: "It's over, it's over, the bitter master is coming to the door!" ”
Monk Sha also trembled: "It's not good, the murder has been revealed!" Alas, if I had known this, I should have advised Master before, destroying the corpse and destroying the traces......"
Sun Wukong's eyes flashed with golden light, and said: "Don't panic, everyone, that old man is a goblin, treat me ......"
Before the words fell, I heard the sound of the wind around me, and then I saw the master spread his legs, galloped over like a whirlwind, rushed to Lao Er in a few steps, raised a palm in his hand, and banged on the top of Lao Er's skull, beating the old man like a felled stake, and fell straight down.
"It's over!" Zhu Bajie closed his eyes in pain: "Another life...... Master, what kind of demon is this? In the past, even ants couldn't bear to be trampled to death, but now how can I kill people more quickly than when I was an old pig and a monster? ”
Monk Sha was also blue, and his face turned pale: "Kill two people in a row...... It doesn't matter whether the government punishes the crime or not, the Buddha ...... I'm sure I'll kick Master out of the wall, right? How good is that? ”
"What nonsense?" Sun Wukong glared at the two fools: "Master killed a goblin!" ”
Zhu Bajie was heartbroken: "Brother Monkey, this ...... The female Bodhisattva who was beaten to death by the master before, let's collude to identify her as a goblin, which is already very unconscionable, and now even the old father of the family is pointed out as a goblin...... Brother Monkey, this is too frustrating, isn't it? ”
Monk Sha also said, "Senior brother, I also think...... That's not quite right. ”
Sun Wukong sneered: "The two of you are blind and too lazy to tell you." ”
After that, one turned his head in front of Chang Wei, who was observing the corpse of Lao Er, and asked, "Master, is this goblin's body also disposed of like the banshee before?" ”
Chang Wei nodded: "Well, hang side by side with the banshee, and hang the corpse for public display." ”
As he spoke, he pondered in his heart:
"Fifty percent of the palm of the force, but still did not break the corpse, whether the white bone spirit can fight or not, this ability to resist the attack is ridiculously strong. Moreover, this time, it was the golden cicada that broke out of its shell and escaped from the primordial gods......
"Do you have to fight it three times before you can kill it? But then again, this white bone spirit ...... It's so stupid, it's not enough to send it once, you have to send it until you are really killed? ”
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