Chapter 31 Class Meeting
After chatting with Li Linxi this night, Lin Shanghan's heart knot slowly opened.
Out of his extreme liking for Li Linxi, Lin Shanghan chose to believe that all this was his own misunderstanding.
What you think is just what you think.
After saying goodnight to Li Linxi, it was already more than two o'clock in the morning. Li Linxi has no classes on Monday morning, so he can sleep until noon and then get up, but he still has to get up early to go to school.
But Lin Shanghan didn't want to get off the plane and go home at the moment.
Lin Shanghan opened iQiyi and watched the new issue of "China's New Rap". This issue is the Final Four Tournament, and the stars are singing. Nawu Kere sang a song "Drifting to the North" with You Changjing in this issue, You Changjing's high note was very long, and Lin Shanghan was a little sentimental when he listened.
The fast-paced rap plus the slow-paced singing, the female soprano and the male bass, are very similar to Li Linxi and himself.
Although Lin Shanghan felt groggy, he didn't feel particularly sleepy. After watching the video, I played a few more games, and it wasn't until five o'clock that I started to sneak home with the smell of cigarettes. I slept for more than an hour before I was woken up by my mother.
If you don't sleep after the night, it may not be so painful, but once you sleep for a while, your head feels like it's cracked open and sleepy.
Lin Shanghan slept almost a whole morning reading, but fortunately, the head teacher didn't come this morning to safely sleep a whole morning reading.
Lin Shanghan didn't hear the bell ringing at the end of class in the morning, until he was gently woken up by a person.
Lin Shanghan immediately raised his head by reflex and saw the head teacher standing in front of him.
"What's going on, Lin Shanghan, how late did you stay up last night?"
Of course, Lin Shanghan didn't dare to say that he had a night in the Internet café last night, so he said haha: "No, I didn't sleep well last night." ”
The head teacher knew that Lin Shanghan would not tell the truth to himself even if he did anything, so he simply stopped asking.
"Come to my office at the end of the exercise and take a look at the PPT of today's class meeting."
"Oh", Lin Shanghan remembered that today was Monday, and it was his turn to host the afternoon class meeting.
After running and exercising, Lin Shanghan went to the English office according to what the head teacher said.
When the head teacher saw Lin Shanghan coming in, he stretched out his hand to beckon Lin Shanghan over and opened the folder of the class meeting.
Lin Shanghan saw the name of the PPT at a glance, "Beautiful Flower Season and Rainy Season".
The name of such a soil is given by the head teacher at a glance.,This PPT is estimated to be made by the head teacher himself.,With a strong conservative atmosphere of old teachers.,The overall rules and regulations are decent.,Nothing special.。
This class meeting class, generally the grade gives a theme, and then the class teacher sends it down, and each class meeting is checked by the student union. Some class teachers send students to make PPT by themselves, and most class teachers choose to do it themselves, which does not occupy the students' time, but the content of PPT is more boring. Of course, there are also class teachers like Lin Shanghan, who directly do not hold class meetings and change classes to self-study, but such class teachers are a little hateful in the eyes of the students in their class.
Lin Shanghan briefly browsed the content of PPT, which is nothing more than the harm of some early love, the precautions for puberty, boys and girls should pay attention to keeping a distance, the importance of learning, and the rules and regulations of the school to combat early love.
Lin Shanghan instantly thought of the Yangtze River. He couldn't be more suitable for this topic.
The head teacher instructed Lin Shanghan not to simply read according to the PPT when the class meeting was held, but to add a little of his own language. If you still have to read it according to the PPT, it will basically be over in ten minutes.
Lin Shanghan naturally would not let go of this opportunity to rectify people, and promised the head teacher again and again.
When Lin Shanghan returned to the classroom, he was pulled by Zhu Zhishuang and Xu Runzhi to ask what the class meeting was.
"It's about puppy love."
As soon as Lin Shanghan finished speaking, Zhu Zhishuang and Xu Runzhi said together: "This must be found in the Yangtze River." "It seems that everyone thinks the same thing.
Lin Shanghan joked: "Don't you two have it too, your Shen Jiayi, your Lin Huayu, aha." ”
Xu Runzhi and Zhu Zhishuang hurriedly asked Lin Shanghan not to call himself.
In fact, who will be called to answer the questions in the class, and the people who speak generally only look for people they know well, after all, they will not be too embarrassed.
Lin Shanghan suddenly remembered that Wang Xiaoyang, a sullen guy, wrote all the sassy words on the table, wanting to attract Deng Ziyi's attention, and went to him after class to have a look, maybe he found something.
Taking advantage of Wang Xiaoyang's absence, Lin Shanghan sneaked over and picked up his desk board (the desk in Guangming Middle School is the kind of board lid type), which was full of lyrics of various love songs and sullen words.
After watching it for a long time, it's okay to say one sentence, this sentence is a very popular sentence on Douyin at that time, "Why should I work hard, because the place I want to go is far away, the things I want to buy are very expensive, and the people I like are excellent." "It's a good way to sum it up.
Lin Shanghan thought about it again in the order of PPT, and felt that the preparation was almost complete, and it would be a little longer to book a few more candidates.
However, the closer to the fourth class meeting in the afternoon, the more panicked Lin Shanghan became, after all, he had to talk for a long time in front of so many people.
After the third class, everyone who is familiar with it knows that Lin Shanghan will teach the fourth class, so they all come to ask Lin Shanghan, and by the way, tell Lin Shanghan not to ask himself to answer the question later. The representative of the Chinese class wrote the theme of the class meeting on the blackboard early.
Lin Shanghan agreed with a smile while thinking about who to call to answer, which is more interesting.
Lin Shanghan wanted to ask Cheng Xiang to get up to answer a question, but he was a little afraid and couldn't say why he didn't dare.
Finally, it was time for the fourth class, and the head teacher slowly entered the classroom with the computer in his arms after the bell rang for a while.
Lin Shanghan was a little nervous, waiting for the head teacher to call him up.
But the head teacher came up and talked about the problem of deducting points in the dormitory, and he was a little angry, and he talked for more than ten minutes in a row, so that the time given to Lin Shanghan was less than half an hour, and Lin Shanghan was a little worried about what to do if it was not enough.
Finally, the head teacher finished speaking and opened the PPT, "Let's let this Lin Shanghan come up to preside over today's class meeting, and next week it's Zhu Zhishuang, come in turn." ”
Then Lin Shanghan stood up and walked onto the stage amid a round of applause.
Lin Shanghan had thought about what he was going to talk about at the beginning, but he forgot about it when he was nervous.
"Hello everyone, today we are going to talk about the issue of early love." That's just a simple sentence.
"I'd like to ask a classmate to talk about your knowledge of puppy love."
Lin Shanghan looked down, Zhu Zhishuang and Xu Runzhi over there secretly waved their hands at him, most of them were looking at themselves with interest, and some girls like Cheng Xiang School Committee were still writing with their heads down and practicing not listening to Lin Shanghan's class meeting.
According to Lin Shanghan's plan in advance, he called the Yangtze River. There was a burst of laughter below.
Yangtze River stood up slowly, smiled and pretended to be serious: "I think early love is wrong, we have to study seriously, now early love will only affect our study, we must put an end to early love." ”
As soon as Yang Zijiang finished speaking, the head teacher praised him in the back: "What Yang Zijiang said is very good. ”
The head teacher's words made the whole class funny, and everyone knew that Yangtze River was pretending, so everyone deliberately applauded loudly.
Although Lin Shanghan wanted to laugh very much, he still tried to hold back his laughter, lowered his head and looked at the computer and continued to flip through the PPT.
Lin Shanghan still read all the words on the PPT like the people he talked about before, but the head teacher's PPT this time was relatively short, not many words, and Lin Shanghan had to call someone to answer the questions to fill the time.
Flip to a page and ask, "Tell me why you're working hard now." ”
Lin Shanghan clicked Wang Xiaoyang in his own order and replied.
Wang Xiaoyang stood up straight with a lot of play, looking like he was thinking seriously, and then opened his mouth and said, "Because the place I want to go to is far away-", as soon as Wang Xiaoyang spoke, Lin Shanghan knew that his prepared words were told by Wang Xiaoyang.
After Wang Xiaoyang finished speaking, Lin Shanghan had no choice but to force a laugh and repeat Wang Xiaoyang's words as a summary.
It is worth noting that Li Yixuan has been looking at Lin Shanghan very seriously with her face in her hands, but she is very cooperative with Lin Shanghan.
Continuing with the following question, "How should boys and girls get along correctly?" Lin Shanghan wanted Cheng Xiang to answer, but looking at Cheng Xiang, who had been lowering his head, he didn't dare to call her, so Lin Shanghan turned to Li Yixuan to answer.
Lin Shanghan just finished speaking: "Li Yixuan, you can answer." Wang Xiaoyang in the back made a weird "oh-" sound, and then some people in the class were snickering, Lin Shanghan looked at the head teacher standing behind the classroom, and was a little panicked in his heart, praying that the head teacher would not misunderstand himself, and cut Wang Xiaoyang this guy with a thousand knives in his heart.
Li Yixuan slowly stood up with a flushed face, with a cute smile on her face, "Hmm-" After a while, she said: "I think boys and girls can talk about studying, and they shouldn't be too close to each other when they go to school, and if there is really anything, they should be put after the college entrance examination." As soon as Li Yixuan finished speaking, there was a small burst of laughter in the class.
Lin Shanghan really didn't know if Li Yixuan said this on purpose, she was really not afraid that the head teacher would suspect that she really had something with herself-and the main Cheng Xiang School Committee was also here. Deng Ziyi is nothing, he once explained it to her.
Lin Shanghan was a little embarrassed at this time, "Ahaha, classmate Li Yixuan said very well, boys and girls should maintain a pure relationship, it's okay to discuss learning, but don't develop too closely." ”
Then comes a more rigid question: "Talk about the dangers of puppy love that you know about." According to the previous proposal of a circle of people around Lin Shanghan, Lin Shanghan called Shi Lei to answer, and some boys snickered at the bottom.
Every time Shi Lei gets up to answer a question, he never disappoints.
Shi Lei was a little happy that Lin Shanghan called him, and pretended to be deep and said: "Early love will distract us, make our academic performance decline, and may also make teachers and parents worry about themselves." Shi Lei's answer is really like a textbook, admiration and admiration, this X is in place. Lin Shanghan took the lead in applauding Shi Lei, and Wang Xiaoyang in the back deliberately slapped him very much.
However, in Shi Lei's opinion, these people are just praising themselves. So upright people are rare.
In fact, the role of this kind of class meeting is minimal, everyone is listening to the class meeting as a relaxation time, few people really care about this kind of empty and tasteless PPT, maybe the principal thinks this is a useful ideological education.
Although Lin Shanghan has been deliberately interjecting to delay time, but unfortunately this PPT is indeed relatively short, and the head teacher is here, and he and the person being asked do not dare to spoof, so it is inevitable that it will soon come to the last page.
Lin Shanghan concluded: "As repeat students, we should not fall in love, we must focus on learning and study hard." Okay, that's all for today's class meeting, thank you. ”
There was a burst of loose applause below. Lin Shanghan noticed that Cheng Xiang finally raised his head, applauded himself, and then lowered his head again.
There were still five minutes before the end of class, and the head teacher came up and added a few words: "This classmate Lin Shanghan is still relatively good, this puppy love problem definitely does not exist in our class, isn't it?" The head teacher deliberately raised his voice.
Li Zeren didn't pay attention, and replied bluntly: "Yes", and the whole class was his voice.
In an instant, everyone burst into laughter.
The head teacher knows about this kind of thing, and some of the students also know it, but everyone just understands it and doesn't say it. This is a secret shared by everyone, and no one will tell it until it is absolutely necessary.
After class, everyone rushed out to dinner.
After the people were almost gone, Li Yixuan walked over with a smile and complained to Lin Shanghan that the class would ask him to answer the questions. Of course, Lin Shanghan knew what Li Yixuan was thinking, but he couldn't say it, so he had to laugh. Li Yixuan is indeed a good girl, but she already has Li Linxi.
Calf love? Well, I'm Lin Shanghan in early love hahaha.