Chapter 266: The panties are worn out and turned over to wear them
Wang Jinbao just thought of this, but he didn't expect Shi Wentao, a slut, to really smear the toothpaste and ink on the soles of his feet, and instantly felt that the soles of his feet were as if they had been put on a piece, and the ice heart that had just been chiseled out of the river was not only cold but also itchy, and he wanted to kick and fracture the bridge of his grandson's nose, but after all, he was a classmate, so it was too dark, but if he didn't kick it, this kid would be next time, and then secretly rejoiced, thinking that he hadn't washed his feet for several days, as long as he wiped the toothpaste on his feet on this grandson's mouth, It is also a good choice to let him taste the taste of his invincible stinky feet, but before he can implement it, Xu Weiliang smiled strangely and leaned into the root of his ear
"Wang Jinbao! Who do you like best? What's the name of the little ghost you've been talking to on the phone? ”
Shi Wentao was even more exaggerated, standing on the ground and dancing
"Oops! Can you stay away, it's not your daughter-in-law who speaks, your most smelly can smoke flies to death, aren't you afraid of waking up your brother! ”
Xu Wei rolled his eyes angrily, and once again lay down in front of Wang Jinbao's head
"Jinbao, who do you like the most? What's the name of the little ghost on the phone with you! ”
Wang Jinbao gritted his teeth lightly, and then said unusually calmly
"I like Li Yun the most! But Shi Wentao, a slut, leads the back of his ass every day! Grandma's life is so bitter! ”
At this time, Wang Jinbao felt that there was obvious heat on the soles of his feet, and thought to himself, it should be Shi Wentao's nose or the position of his mouth, and then stretched his feet, and just wiped the toothpaste on the tip of Shi Wentao's nose, and then he rubbed his feet up and down, and Shi Wentao's nose and mouth were all his own toothpaste, and he immediately scolded
"Grandma's you slut chases Li Yun, brother, I see that you are pitiful, I help you pull the red line, in the end, people don't look down on you, but I blame the uncle, I don't say it, now I actually got a face of toothpaste for my brother, do you thank your benefactor so much?"
Wang Jinbao sat up when he heard this, and said very nervously
"Grandma's, are you such a bully? What are you doing with nothing to do and snot on the soles of my feet? ”
Geng Buyue swished when he saw this, opened the curtains, and said breathlessly with a smile
"Oops! It's so much fun! See for yourself what the soles of your feet are! ”
Shi Wentao rolled his eyes angrily, and actually began to sue the wicked first, and immediately questioned
"You think everyone is like you're looking for a psychopath, and they have nothing to do and touch their noses! You're embarrassed to say, look at what you've done with my face? Are you a donkey? ”
Wang Jinbao pretended to look at the soles of his feet, and said with some confusion
"That's not right! I just washed my feet last night, how can there be toothpaste on the soles of my feet? Besides, isn't the toothpaste in the washbasin? How can nothing run in your face? Could it be that our dorm room is ghostly? ”
When Shi Wentao heard this, he kept wiping the toothpaste that had been kicked on his face, and said with a change of color
"Grandma's! If people are unlucky! Not only do you walk with your heels, but you don't even dare to stretch your feet, otherwise no matter where you put it, it's not suitable, and you will suffer! Like me, I just walked to your bed, and you were a donkey, not to mention the green edema of your nose, and you also had a toothpaste on your face! Is there such a bully as you? If you infect my mouth with athlete's foot, so that I can't eat, I won't chop up your stinky hooves that still have athlete's foot, and come down to feed the dogs, and I won't be called Shi Wentao in the future!"
Wang Jinbao heard this and remembered, when he was in middle school, a buddy said that the two of them were not honest when they slewed, but the husband stuffed his toes into a certain part of his wife's body, and the next day he found that he had a venereal disease, and his wife went to the gynecological clinic for an examination, and found that he actually suffered from athlete's foot
"Your uncle still has a smile? What are you going to do now? How do I get compensated for my emotional damages? ”
Wang Jinbao grabbed the toothpaste, deliberately glanced at the washbasin, and then at Shi Wentao's mouth, licked his mouth and said in great surprise
"What's that? What should I do about this? How to compensate for your mental damages? I think you're insane! Even if you are a heavy taster and like to eat toothpaste, but that is not enough, the taste is so heavy that you will rub the toothpaste on the soles of my feet, and give me a pedicure while licking and eating! Lao Tzu didn't ask you for the money for the rabies vaccine later, but you came to me freshly to ask for mental damage! Are you crazy kid? Besides, if you want to slander someone, you should find a rich man! I can't wait for a dime all day long, and I can use it in half! The front of the panties is torn, so wear it in a different direction and face the back! But since you're talking about mental damage, then let's say first, I'm sleeping well, what are you licking on the soles of my feet with your dog's tongue? I didn't wake up, which led to a cranial neurasthenia, and the biological clock was disordered, and now I see that my psychology has a shadow! It has seriously affected my physical health and mental health, how can you compensate me! ”
After speaking, Wang Jinbao threw the toothpaste to Shi Wentao again, only to see him grabbing the toothpaste and looking at it, his facial expression was extremely rich
"What's that? Your physical and mental health is physically and mentally healthy, and you have been seriously traumatized, ask me how to compensate you, since you say so, then I don't have to, and then be merciful to you this kid, to tell you the truth, I used to see you, my brother and I looked at you, brain-dead and mentally incomplete, I tried to let you in a day, I would never stand by and watch if I could pull you, I didn't expect you to be a kind of revenge, then I'll tell you now, I'm sorry, you're a congenital developmental defect, even if you have to compensate, go back to your parents, uncle, I don't know when I'm so old, What do the panties look like! Or I'll see what you're wearing!"
Xu Weiliang watched the two of them start to bite each other like mad dogs, and one of the corners of his mouth spitted wildly, and the other was full of toothpaste slag, and said very excitedly
"Oops! It's just wonderful! May I ask if you two are Huashan Lunjian? By the way, Jinbao has nothing to do, let Shi Wentao, what kind of rabies vaccine money will you pay! ”
Wang Jinbao glared fiercely
"You still have the face to ask? Lying on top of his head like a funeral, spitting on his face, he is like a mad dog like you, and he doesn't do anything all day long! ”
Xu Wei pursed his lips angrily
"I think you're the real mad dog in the dormitory, and you're a blind mad dog! Catch anyone and bite it! Shi Wentao said that he touched the toothpaste on the soles of his feet and asked what he said, how could this be blamed on my head! ”
(End of chapter)