294, Vukede (31)
What appeared to everyone was not a large cashier's note of Citibank (although the face value was one billion), but a dark coin.
This guy made Huang Zhoule breathless, tears fell down, and his waist couldn't stand up.
Pudding took the piece of paper into his paw, looked at it twice, and saw nothing miraculous, it was indeed a crude printed coin with a denomination of one billion.
"You guys, you did it on purpose, didn't you?" Huang Zhou laughed so hard that his forehead was bruised, pointed at Wu Xiaobei and Pudding, and laughed wildly, "Look at my tired journey and tired from the journey, so the monkey sent you to tease, haha!" ”
The housekeeper took the piece of paper and shone the watermark in the sun, confirming that this banknote was indeed just a piece of paper, and if there was a use for it, it would be in the underworld.
"Yesterday it was a large cashier's note from Citibank, right, pudding?" Wu Xiaobei said to Pudding, "We can see clearly on the computer through the eyes of my stand-in." I also looked at the screenshot of the promissory note several times, and checked it with the machine, and the promissory note is real! ”
"You know, this time, why didn't I ask you for their money?" Huang Zhou was tired of laughing, and took several liters of oxygen deeply before he had the strength to talk to Wu Xiaobei.
"That's not right," Wu Xiaobei puzzled, "If I hadn't listened to you at the time, accepted this promissory note, and promised to do something, but the next day, the promissory note turned into a penny coin, wouldn't it be counterproductive and provoke me to do something with them?" ”
"If you accept it, it won't change," Huang Zhou said with a smile, "At that time, the underworld will borrow a sum of money from the human world, put it into your account, and let you spend it happily." ”
"I knew this was the case," Wu Xiaobei calculated, "then I accepted the promissory note last night, and the result would be different from now." ”
"You rude fellow, you always like to take things out of context," Huang Zhou said, "How can the underworld give you a cheap advantage, that account will end up in your name, if you spend it, then you owe a double debt, the result can be imagined." ”
"What if I don't pay it back," Wu Xiaobei said childishly, "Anyway, they gave it, if they had done it, they shouldn't have spoken." ”
"Even if they say what they say, what do you believe?" Huang Zhou said, "Hades's money, you dare not pay it back, joke." ”
"I thought I picked a big bargain, but I didn't expect it to be a big scam," Wu Xiaobei crumpled the dark coin again and threw it into the garbage, he really didn't want to clean up this pile of things, so he hugged his fists with the housekeeper teacher. The housekeeper teacher had no choice but to clean up, thinking that he would have to ask for a salary increase in the future.
"It wasn't ours, so don't do it," Pudding said with a long sigh, "Let's go see the Land Rover, something has happened!" ”
"What happened to the Land Rover?" Wu Xiaobei was very conflicted in his heart, and he didn't know how to hide or explain for a while, so he was surprised on his face, but the performance was far-fetched, equivalent to the level of a beginner stage actor, and he was blown through.
Fortunately, Pudding's mind was all on Land Rover, and he didn't have the heart to savor Wu Xiaobei's expression, he walked to the Great Wall "H6" outside the window, and said regretfully: "I rubbed my eyes and looked at it several times and didn't see that it was dressed as a Land Rover." The Land Rover you were coming back yesterday has become a white Great Wall H6 after a mysterious visit event, and it's not new. ”
"Ah, how could this happen?" Wu Xiaobei forcibly suppressed the smile on his face, put on the ointment with a surprised and injured expression, rushed out of the door, and ran to the five-handed "H6" that drove back last night, secretly thanking someone for carrying the black pot for him.
This kid's acting skills are more mature than just now, standing in front of "H6", as if shocked, he took two steps back, turned back in despair, glanced at the garbage heap that the housekeeper teacher was cleaning up, and then stroked his hair with both hands, as if he had been hit by five thunders, kneeling on the ground, like mourning, secretly happy in his heart.
Pudding knew that Wu Xiaobei loved cars, so he ran up to comfort Wu Xiaobei and said, "Forget it, let's get the money slowly." At least the car can still drive! Can you open it? ”
"It can be opened," Wu Xiaobei covered his face, peeked through his fingers to see if the pudding's expression was sincere, and suddenly realized that he had missed his words, and said busily, "It should be able to be opened, didn't they let us do something?" ”
Huang Zhou came out of the house with a frown, feeling that this matter was inexplicable, and secretly said in his heart: "I haven't heard that people in the underworld have this hobby?" ”
"Let us do things, we should give a better car to be reliable," Pudding muttered, "At least, at least, they shouldn't move our special car, how can we change to such a poor domestic car?" ”
"Can't you want things from the underworld?" Wu Xiaobei asked Huang Zhoudao.
"You can't ask for it," Huang Zhou affirmed, "If you have an account in the underworld, you will lose your life, and if you die, you will be a debtor." ”
"Fortunately, they didn't change us to a good and expensive one," Wu Xiaobei clenched his fist on his left and said secretly in his heart, "Also!" Awesome! Then he stood up and pointed at the pudding, and argued, "One, we want it, that is a huge debt that must be repaid, will you be too long?" ”
"No!" Wu Xiaobei didn't wait for the pudding to speak, so he answered for it first, and then turned around and continued, "I saw it just now, it was obviously a large promissory note, but it became a dark coin, I just accepted it, it was also a scam, a trick, and a scourge!" It's not like the dark coin, they want to change us to a luxury car worth millions of dollars, we can't see it, but it must be white paper or gold paper, when doing things, especially when it is dangerous, speeding at high speed, this car suddenly shows its original shape......"
Wu Xiaobei said that when he said it, he clapped his hands, indicating that the car explosion was dissolved, and said: "We will definitely die, and we will die immediately, which is much more powerful than the Underworld Currency Incident." ”
Huang Zhou and Pudding, as well as the housekeeper teacher who came over with garbage in the back, all opened their fish mouths and listened to Wu Xiaobei's nonsense.
"So, is it not as good as," Wu Xiaobei knocked on the "H6" twice, and said, "This is good, at least sturdy, much better than tens of millions of luxury cars, and according to the original car, according to Huang Zhou, if we can do this, we can simply increase our life, which is a great benefit, this should be the real welfare of the underworld to us." ”
Huang Zhou said: "How do you know that this is not a paper car? ”
"It doesn't make sense logically," I don't know what kind of logic Wu Xiaobei followed, so he followed his mouth and said, "Fake, generally look great, new, expensive, good, beautiful, this is the temptation, right?" It's an old car. So it's a real car. ”
Pudding was puzzled: "I still can't figure it out, even if I transfer a bag and change to a domestic car, why must it be a broken car, can I give a new one, it's no problem!" If you want to do welfare, then you don't have to do it so thoroughly, it's so big, it's also reasonable! ”
Wu Xiaobei completely took the initiative to explain the origin of the broken car, only to see him support his chin with his arm, twist the imaginary goatee on his chin with two fingers, frown and reasoned: "This matter, 'since ancient times, the will of heaven is difficult to ask'!" Still, I can make some reasonable guesses. It's an incentive, a mocking incentive for us to refuse to accept money last night. ”
"Motivation, how do you say that?" Huang Zhou and Pudding opened their fish mouths at the same time, tilting their heads to the same side in surprise.
"They must know that we are going to exchange the Land Rover for money," Wu Xiaobei lowered his arms and continued to force, "The exchange of money is because of lack of money, and not asking them for money is obviously a big offense to them." 'Uncle Li is very angry, and the consequences are very serious', 'Aren't you cattle, can you do things without money?' Okay, let's just let you have no money, let you come to us obediently, let you obediently comply! ’”
Huang Zhou and Pudding tilted their heads and opened their fish mouths, listening stupidly together.
Wu Xiaobei looked at their demented appearance, moved his heart of compassion, and said, "Actually, we are all shy people, and we are all afraid that others will be injured by ourselves" to excuse ourselves, and then continued to guess boldly: "I guess, that's what they think and do, this is obviously to kill our arrogance, and then use it as a dog." That's why it's possible to come to this hand. ”
"If they really think so, then they are wrong," Huang Zhou snorted and said, "The little master will not agree to the first one!" ”
"I'm not a cat, and I hate people treating me like a cat the most," Pudding was also stimulated, waving his little fist and complaining, "but I'd rather let people use me as a cat than let people use me like a dog, and I won't agree!" ”
"So, we have to grit our teeth," Wu Xiaobei caressed the door of the H6 affectionately, firmly encouraging the two, "They think we have to beg them, we just don't ask them; They think we can't do it, we can do it. We will use this car, this domestic car, to create a miracle and add glory to the country! ”
Huang Zhou and Pudding applauded when they heard what he said, and Pudding said, "I remember in a trance that you and Tieping used to have a black H6. Now there is a white one, or good, when it is nostalgic, it is friendly to drive. ”
"We couldn't do it before," Wu Xiaobei said confidently, "but now it's different, your mind plus my wisdom, as long as we have money, we can completely change it into the best car in the world, the fastest sports car, the strongest chariot, kill all luxury sports cars in seconds, and step on the king of chariots of all countries." ”
"Think about it," Wu Xiaobei became more and more energetic the more he said, spitting stars flying around, gesturing with his hand and waving the flag, and said, "Click~~, the five-star red flag is fluttering, and the Great Wall Motors are the best in the world!" ”
"It must be," Huang Zhou yawned, he heard the words "as long as you have money" just now, and immediately said that he was a little sleepy, "It's been a bumpy journey, I'm really tired, it's nothing, I'll go back to the house and sleep for a while." ”
After saying this, he walked into the house without looking back, yawning all the way.
Pudding naturally wouldn't be unable to hear the four words that were so eye-catching, his eyes rolled, he waved his hand at Wu Xiaobei, and said, "I have to upgrade the computer, otherwise it's too late, you think about how to change the car first, I'll go upstairs to take a look first." ”
Wu Xiaobei wanted to discuss with him, but Pudding ran upstairs with a smoke.
Seeing that these two cunning guys had run away, Wu Xiaobei hooked his clenched fists and scolded in a low voice: "These two bastards! ”