Twenty-ninety-three, Vukeed (three-zero)

Wu Xiaobei patted his thigh, picked up his thumb, and praised: "There is a vision, two hundred meters in front of the left, it is the girls' dormitory, and they are likely to see you." ”

"Haha, I'm not interested," Huang Zhou shook his hair that wasn't too long, so he said seriously, "The main thing is that the orientation is good, sitting in the north and facing south, and it's good." ”

"The 'human cannon' you sent is in the wall kitchen," Wu Xiaobei pointed to the country.

"Hahaha!" The two guys tacitly laughed wildly at each other.

"What's wrong with that guy," Huang Zhou rubbed his cheeks, turned his head to look at the pudding outside the window, "Long sigh, it seems that something has been lost, understand?!" ”

Pudding circled around the five-handed H6 parked outside the window, shaking his head and sighing, which was very interesting to watch.

Wu Xiaobei remembered that he didn't explain to Pudding last night why the "Land Rover" found 4 and became a five-handed "Great Wall" H6. Now that it was dawn and everything could not be concealed, he suddenly felt empty, and realized that he had to get some money and look back, otherwise the pudding and his invention would be half-finished products, and they would be waste. He immediately thought of the buddy in front of him, the god stick Huang Zhou.

"How much money do you have on hand? Let's use it first," Wu Xiaobei put four fingers at himself, and said to Huang Zhou, who was looking around.

"Money?" Huang Zhou seemed to hear the freshest question, frowned and began to rummage through his pockets.

Wu Xiaobei stared at him and took out the money, swallowing saliva in his mouth.

I don't know how deep this guy's pocket is, but I saw Huang Zhou frowning and digging for a long time, and finally took out a hundred and dozens of yuan from his pocket.

Wu Xiaobei was simply stunned, Yuan opened his eyes, angrily put the crumpled hundred-yuan bill into his pocket, and then counted the banknotes and steel collapses in Huang Zhou's hand with his fingers, and didn't know what to say, and said: "Thirty-three yuan and two cents and five!" I really don't understand, where did you get the five cents? It's long since it was out of circulation! ”

Huang Zhou glanced at the big house, gestured with his hand, and said in surprise: "This kind of situation, this kind of style, do I still need to bring money?" Ah, by the way, I repaired the glass just now, and the housekeeper borrowed five yuan two from me. ”

"Gotta get it! Don't mention anything about five yuan two," Wu Xiaobei frowned, stuffed a handful of change into his pocket, and said unhappily, "You are a god stick, and you are the best at cheating money." Don't pretend to be with me, what about the card, is the money all stored in the card? Take it out, the rivers and lakes will save the emergency, just 108,000 yuan. ”

"Alas, you don't understand that I'm not!" Huang Zhou's face immediately turned into a bitter melon, and he sighed for a long time, and said, "If I am really a god, it doesn't matter, let alone 108,000, even millions and millions." But I am a real man, a true warlock, with a conscience, a work ethic, an upright person, and a righteous person. Calculate accurately, there is one saying and two saying two, it is not deceiving, and the brain will not turn sharply. So six out of ten customers were angry and didn't pay, and four were directly stunned, and the money they earned was only enough to make ends meet, where was the deposit, and the people in the bank didn't dare to open my credit card. ”

"Alas, you can't fool me if you are allowed to do it by others," Wu Xiaobei crossed his waist with one hand, pointed at Huang Zhou with the other, and said unceremoniously, "The big house you live in, besides, you used to spend all day drinking and spending a lot of money, aren't you money?" ”

"Yes, but the house is ancestral, not earned by me, I was just lucky to live in it, it doesn't mean that I am rich," Huang Zhou continued to squeeze bitter water from the bitter gourd's face, and said, "Besides, I'll be generous, that's also the family's money, I want to save face, and I'm embarrassed to say that I don't make money." Now that my family's money has been spent, I really don't know what to do. ”

In the room at the end of the second floor, a nine-tailed white fox couldn't help but clap his hands and laugh when he heard his grandson say such words.

"You, you," Wu Xiaobei was so angry that he couldn't speak, and he said for a long time, "I don't care, anyway, you have to find a way, even if you change, you have to force me to make some money." ”

"But only mortal gods can 'point the magic'," Huang Zhou spread his hands, swept himself from top to bottom, and then made a self-deprecating expression, looking at Wu Xiaobei and said, "Do you think I look like a mortal person?" ”

"Hmph, you are a meat face, eating meat vegetables and eating meat, and it is good to think that Hongchen is nine times out of ten," Wu Xiaobei was in a hurry to find money, and had lost interest in him, turned around and walked away, "There are still 100,000 miles away from the immortals, alas! Except for pulling 'gold', it doesn't seem to be of much help. ”

Seeing Wu Xiaobei turn around, Huang Zhou hurriedly transferred the thick wallet from his trouser pocket to his jacket pocket, and at the same moment, Wu Xiaobei turned around abruptly and pointed at him with a finger, which startled Huang Zhou. ”

"Money! We've got money! Wu Xiaobei pointed at Huang Zhou and said to him excitedly.

"Ah, actually, this is ......," Huang Zhou thought that his lie had been discovered, and he didn't know how to explain it, and he really couldn't understand how Wu Xiaobei found out.

Although Wu Xiaobei turned to him, he didn't have him at all in his eyes, and in Wu Xiaobei's eyes, it was something else. Huang Zhou searched the dry intestines as fast as he could, and just found a far-fetched reason to say, but Wu Xiaobei turned his head and ran to the corner of the hall where the sofa and coffee table were placed.

Huang Zhou was curious, swayed over, and wanted to ask Wu Xiaobei what he was looking for, if he could help Wu Xiaobei, who had been looking for a long time, jumped up suddenly, and ran to the kitchen to find the housekeeper teacher in a gust of wind.

Hearing what Wu Xiaobei was looking for, the housekeeper pointed to the trash can at the door and said that all the garbage was thrown in last night.

Wu Xiaobei rushed to the door, moved the garbage can out of the hall and put it down, and spread all the garbage on the ground to find it, Huang Zhou and the housekeeper both frowned and stroked their noses, because some leftovers already smelled and smelled.

Even the pudding who was like a mourner was attracted by this neurosis, walked into the house, stood beside Huang Zhou and the housekeeper teacher, and asked Huang Zhou next to him for a long time, "What kind of stimulation is this?" ”

"I guess, maybe it's because of money," Huang Zhou covered his nose and shook his head sympathetically, "'People die for money, birds die for food', alas, mortals are so pitiful! ”

"You don't fart there," Huang Zhou's sentence Wu Xiaobei, who was turned over the garbage, heard it, and pointed at him angrily, "It's like you have won the Tao and become an immortal." You're not mortal, why don't you give me a little stone? I'm not going to dig through the garbage here. ”

"Look at it," Huang Zhou explained with a hippie smile, "It's just a joke, when it comes to interests, someone always jumps out and is in a hurry." ”

Pudding also wanted to say two words, which Wu Xiaobei didn't like to hear, but when he saw that he and Huang Zhou were angry, he swallowed it back alive and covered his nose and watched from the side.

"Wow, I haven't found you yet!" After all the hard work, Wu Xiaobei finally turned out a piece of hard paper, and excitedly lifted it in front of several people, his mouth was crooked.

Seeing this paper ball, Pudding seemed to think of something, and jumped and jumped excitedly, cheering and cheering.

"What's the matter with you?" Huang Zhou's eyes widened inquiringly, and he crossed his arms and pointed at Wu Xiaobei and then at Pudding, "Won the jackpot, or is it infectious neuropathy?" ”

"It's cooler than winning the jackpot," Tun Xiaobei laughed so much that his forehead was bruised, and his face was flushed, "As the saying goes, 'there is nowhere to find when you step on iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it', haha!" ”

"It costs two yuan to buy a lottery," Pudding laughed wildly and pointed to the paper ball in Wu Xiaobei's hand, and said, "But this didn't even cost a penny, do you say this wealth is unscrupulous?" ”

When Huang Zhou heard that there was such a good thing, although he didn't know what was going on, he knew that he could also borrow light, and he was happy, thinking that it should be a lot of money.

The housekeeper teacher is also very happy, the head of the household has money, he does not need to advance money, not to mention, as soon as the electronic housekeeper is started, his workload will be greatly reduced.

Wu Xiaobei walked a few steps briskly and left the garbage heap, in order to make it easier for the pudding to watch, he deliberately squatted down, with this money, his change of car will naturally be downplayed.

Several heads came together, opened their eyes, and watched the miracle. Wu Xiaobei squinted his eyes, like a gambling stick in a gambling movie playing poker and turning over the last card, unfolding the paper ball in his hand little by little, making a few little hearts "flutter tom" and beat wildly.

The ball of paper unfolded completely, and several of them were all stunned by what they saw. After thirty seconds, except for Huang Zhou, who laughed, the rest were completely stunned......