Chapter Twenty-Three: Thousands of Miles to Send Treasure to Lingji
This is not angry, he already has some concerns about the identity of Zhu Gangguan's Heavenly Court, and now he is in a very bad mood after being fed dog food overnight, so the mind of the apprentice is becoming more and more light.
Besides, this scripture learning plan may become like in the end, if you accidentally let Gao Cuilian be widowed, wouldn't it be a sin?
Zhu Gangguan was a little stunned, and said gratefully after making up for it: "Master, can't you bear to break up the two of us?" However, although the senior brother is highly skilled, it is inevitable that there will be a time when the horse is high and the horse is short......"
Before he could finish speaking, Yu Gan quickly walked to the side of Hei Feng, who was watching the excitement, and took out a robe and stuffed it into his hand.
patted the thighs as thick as the beams hard, and said impatiently, "See? Such a person who is no worse than you cried and shouted and begged me, and the poor monk reluctantly accepted it as an entourage, so you can be a door-to-door son-in-law with peace of mind! ”
Looking at the robe woven with gold silk in his palm, Hei Feng swallowed a sentence of MMP back into his stomach, and said with a straight chest: "What the elder said is right!" ”
Gao Cuilian saw that her husband was a little confused, and she couldn't care about her husband and wife, so she asked worriedly: "If Guanyin Niangniang is to blame, what should we do with the two of us?" ”
Yu Gan waved his hand magnificently: "You just said that I meant it, if you want to blame, let her come to me!" ”
Gao Cuilian's eyes lit up, and Ying Ying bowed down and said, "Thank you Elder for your success." Then he picked up the pig and walked away, as if he was afraid that he would regret it.
After seeing the two leave, Yu Gan yawned and turned around and went out: "Xiao Hei, this big room is given to you, I'll go to sleep with you." ”
Looking at the wood chips all over the bed and the cold wind that was happily pouring into the house along the broken window, the black wind pinched the robe, and was alone in the wind......
"Hey, Elder, did you hear the woman's cry?"
Zhengmei Zizi looked at Yu Gan, who was stunned, and listened for a moment: "Yes, why didn't I hear it?" ”
Saying that, he looked at Sun Wukong suspiciously, and the latter looked at the jungle in the distance with deep meaning, nodded and said, "I didn't hear anyone crying." ”
At the same time, he secretly added in his heart: Lao Sun didn't lie this time, it was indeed not a human, just a dragon......
"Where did this woman come from in the barren mountains and mountains? I must have hallucinated because I didn't sleep well yesterday, right? You see that your dark circles are almost covering your neck, and there is an ophthalmologist in front of you, and she will help you take a look. Yu Gan glanced at the map he bought from Gao Laozhuang, urged the flying sword under his feet, and fell towards the small mountain not far away.
Where did the doctor come from in the barren mountains and mountains? Hei Feng subconsciously touched his eyes, and then his face froze. Uncle, can your dark circles reach your neck? I'm just black!
Hey? No, what did I just hear? Scratching his head in confusion, he really couldn't think of it, he put his doubts behind him and chased after Yu Gan, who was flying away.
"Strange, it should be here?" After going around the mountain bag a few times, Yu Gan, who had never found the manor in the original book, took out the map again.
After careful study, a line of small characters with suspected patterns in the corner attracted his attention, and even if the eyesight of other people's immortals was at the peak, he was almost pasted on it before he vaguely saw that it was written, "This picture is only a hundred miles from Gao Laozhuang for reference, and he is not responsible for exceeding the distance." ”
Looking at the title of the palm-sized "Complete Map of the Usi Tibetan Kingdom" on it, Yu Gan's face turned dark, and he tore it up a few times and threw it into the air: "Grandma's, profiteer, profiteer!" ”
Just as he was about to summon the land to ask for directions, Hei Feng, who looked at the real one on the side, pursed his lips and mocked: "I was embarrassed to let me go to the ophthalmology department just now, I think you are the one who needs you the most, right?" It's better to look at it with your ears and nose together......"
Yu Ganjian, who was angry, raised his eyebrows, picked up the nine-ring tin staff and was about to clean the portal. Just as the black wind was hugging his head and scurrying, an auspicious cloud fell along with the sound of the Buddha's horn.
"Amitabha, Lingji has seen the holy monk."
Eh, Lingji? Who is in charge of guarding the Yellow Wind Monster? Thinking of the two treasures in his hand, Yu Gan's eyes turned and said: "Amitabha, the Bodhisattva is not in the Sumeru Mountain Dojo, how can you have time to come here today?" ”
"Yesterday, I heard a report from the land here, saying that the yellow-robed monster blew the holy monk's mount blind, so I came to help."
While speaking, Lingji handed over a jade bottle and asked curiously, "Why don't you see the little white dragon?" ”
Yu Gan here is confused, when will I accept the little white dragon as a mount? The eagle was so sad that I didn't even ask for points and skipped it, you ask me, who do I ask?
But he has other plans, so naturally he can't tell the truth. After taking the eye medicine, he snorted and said, "Little White Dragon, isn't this an eye injury, so the poor monk asked him to find a sheltered place to hide." ”
"Oh, I see."
Lingji didn't take this matter to heart, nodded and skipped it: "I originally used the Rulai Law to suppress the Yellow Wind Monster here, and the holy monk suffered today to make amends......
Yu Gan waved his hand generously: "It's okay, the Bodhisattva is busy, how can I work hard for you." Leave the Dharma weapon given by the Buddha, and I will go to influence it. ”
Lingji was stunned when he heard this, and he was suddenly unhappy after pondering the taste. The poor monk has earned this beauty with great difficulty, if you are moved, then who will I go to for the merit!
Thinking of this, his tone couldn't help but be cold, and he said with fright: "The holy monk doesn't know, the samadhi divine wind of the Yellow Wind Monster is extremely powerful. If you are not careful, you will be blind, or you will be scattered on the spot, so let me go......"
One was worried about merit, the other was thinking about magic weapons, and after the two of them were arguing for a while, they found that neither of them could convince the other.
Licking his somewhat dry lips, Yu Gan was too lazy to waste his tongue any longer, took out a robe and threw it to Hei Feng before turning his head and leaving.
"Blackie, write it down. On the way to learn the scriptures, he passed through Huangfengling, because Lingji Bodhisattva left his post without permission, causing the monster in his custody to escape from trouble and blind the eyes of the little white dragon. In desperation, the poor monks had no choice but to bypass it far away, so that the path of learning the scriptures took several months, and thousands of believers who were in urgent need of enlightenment could not be reborn in bliss......"
Looking at the black bear spirit who took a small notebook and recorded it carefully, Lingji thought about the consequences after it was spread, and almost fainted directly.
Golden Cicada, your uncle! Do you want to play so badly? This catastrophe was arranged by Rulai and Guanyin, what's the matter of the old man?
It's still a few months away, but I've seen you fly over with my own eyes. Everyone is a disciple of Buddhism, so if you talk nonsense with your eyes open, won't your conscience hurt?!
Just thinking back to his style before his reincarnation, Lingji was stunned to find that this person really didn't seem to know what his conscience was......
He was speechless for a moment: Buddha, your second disciple has been reincarnated so many times, how can he still be this virtue! Didn't you drink Meng Po soup without Meng Po, only water, right?
Looking at the Tang monk who didn't look back, he was determined to pit himself, Lingji reluctantly took out the magic weapon given by Rulai, and shouted weakly: "The holy monk stays ~~ Lao Wei thought about it carefully, the Yellow Wind Monster is still more in line with the teachings by you." I'll give you this Dingfeng Pill and the Flying Dragon Zen Staff......"