Chapter 22: This Dog Food Is Too Bad

While speaking, he didn't forget to ask Yu Gan for help, and the little eyes that blinked and blinked couldn't be said to be pitiful.

Yu Gan was unmoved, rubbed the smooth door of his head and sighed softly: "Alas, Uncle Pig, I, a bald donkey, are soft-spoken, you should ask for more blessings." ”

Looking at Sun Wukong, who looked more and more unkind after such a pouring, the heart of the pig just died: "Elder, for my young ......"

"Ahem, Uncle Pig, the poor monk just stood four years ago."

Ha?

This time, Zhu Gangguan was completely dumbfounded, he thought that this monk was because he had cultivated to the realm of human immortals, so his face was not old. Who knew that the other party was a freak in his thirties, no matter how thick-skinned he was, he couldn't hold it anymore.

After the bachelor threw the nail rake in his hand on the ground and smashed the bluestone floor into a spark, Zhu Gangguan said: "Ming people don't say dark words, elder, as long as you let go of Gao Laozhuang, how about my old pig obeying the decree of Guanyin?" ”

"Oh, the Goddess of Mercy? What did the old lady ~~ tell you about? ”

Old lady? What is this title, is Datang's honorific title for the superior? Zhu Bajie scratched his ears a little puzzled.

Seeing that the elder on the other side had no intention of explaining, he had no choice but to suppress his doubts and continued: "Guanyin Old Lady said that as long as I send my master to the West Heaven, I can not only attain the Bodhisattva status after the matter is completed, but also ~~"

Speaking of this, he looked beside him, looking a little hesitant.

Following his gaze, Yu Gan glanced at Gao Cuilian, who was standing timidly on the side, and couldn't help but have a bold idea in his heart.

What else? Is it an evil arranged marriage?!

This is the same feudal social tumor as three wives and four concubines, compared with the free love of civilized society~~

It really makes a lot of singles envious, jealous and hateful!

After a moment of entanglement, under Yu Gan's expectant and encouraging gaze, Zhu Gangguan gritted his teeth and said, "It can also exempt Cuilian from the crime of secretly reincarnating!" ”

"Cut~"

Yu Gan, who didn't wait for the expected answer, snorted secretly, and suddenly lost interest.

Seeing his reaction like this, Zhu Gangguan was slightly stunned, and explained a little eagerly: "I was originally Marshal Tianpeng, just because I was drunk at the peach banquet......"

"Stop, skip here, and talk directly from the lower mortals." Yu Gan waved his hand impatiently to interrupt, signaling him to the point.

"Huh? ~Oh. When he was demoted to the mortal world, he was jealous of the immortal official who had a crush on Chang'e, which led to a deviation in reincarnation......"

After some telling, Yu Gan learned that the original pig Gangguan still had memories after reincarnation, resulting in a different behavior from ordinary pigs, and was almost killed directly by the farmers as a monster.

After finally escaping, because he had no mana, he narrowly escaped several times in the wild. During a foraging time, he almost became a beast snack when he was rescued by a monster named Mao Erniang.

This is followed by a hazy love story between a fairy and a cold demon, with millions of words of compassion in between...... (I won't repeat it here due to space limitations, but I will write a brief biography later if possible.) )

After a hundred years of temptation, Zhu Gangguan confided in a distress, only then did he know that Mao Erniang had already had a deep love for herself. After the overjoyed two escaped, they used heaven and earth as a medium, and since then they have lived a happy world of two people in Fuling Mountain......

Speaking of this, the happiness on Zhu Gangguan's face was about to overflow, and he was forced to feed the dog food again, and he looked at it with a little disdain: "It turns out that you are a second marriage?" ”

"Yes~~"

Zhu Gangguan nodded subconsciously, and after reacting, he said darkly: "Elder~!" Your focus is different from others, isn't that the point? ”

Wukong and Black Wind, who were listening with relish, nodded in agreement, and looked at them all complainingly.

Yu Gan, who noticed that his mentality was a little unbalanced, smiled and raised his hand to signal him to continue.

Zhu Gangguan took a deep breath, and the joy on his face gradually faded: "Two years later, Erniang's cultivation broke through early because of too much mood fluctuations. This was supposed to be a good thing for double happiness, but the Demon Clan's Heavenly Tribulation was already extremely powerful, and we were not prepared, so we could no longer support it when we reached the seventh heavenly level. ”

"Although I risked my life to rescue her, even if I fought with the nine-tooth nail rake to suffer great spiritual damage, I only barely saved Erniang's remnant soul. Since then, thousands of rivers and mountains, leaving only a shadow of the ......"

Hearing that a generation of celebrities had died of this, Sun Wukong sighed regretfully and quietly put away the golden hoop stick.

Alas, I didn't expect to be a hard-working person like my grandson. Let's skip this stick for now.

Gao Cuilian on the side had mixed feelings in her heart, on the one hand, she was a little jealous of the banshee's position in her husband, and she couldn't wait to treat her as a person.

On the other hand, after seeing the thick sadness on Zhu Gang's face, she was very distressed and couldn't help but want to come forward to comfort her.

In the middle of the entanglement, I listened to Zhu Gangguan and then said: "I am not willing to die, so I do not hesitate to offend the rules of heaven and beat away a certain little ghost who came to be reincarnated." secretly injected the remnant soul of the second sister into the belly of a woman who was pregnant with six armors, and since then she has been secretly guarding. Until I heard that she was going to get married three years ago, I couldn't help it anymore and went to meet in person......

A bizarre experience stunned Hei Feng and Sun Wukong, and Yu Gan, who was used to seeing all kinds of bloody dramas in his previous life, sobered up after a little emotion. Looking at the uncertain look on Gao Cuilian's face, she was worried for a while.

If this little girl will learn to cry out in the bitter drama later, "It turns out that you love my soul, not my body." Brain-dead lines like that, I'm afraid the painting style is a little unbearable to look at directly......

Thinking of this, he quietly summoned the flying star out. Uncle's! If this is the case, the Sprinkle family is fighting with the second senior brother, and they have to poke her out of two blood holes!

Gao Cuilian didn't know that she had been remembered, and at this moment, the strong jealousy and resentment in her heart turned into moving, and after her lips twitched for a while, she threw herself into Zhu Gangguan's arms and cried loudly: "Husband~~ I have suffered you." ”

"Lady~"

Looking at the two who hugged their heads and cried, Yu Gan quietly put away Feixing, and touched his nose embarrassedly.

Grandma's, almost became a wicked person who beat mandarin ducks, but I didn't expect this little lady to accept it very quickly, didn't she awaken the memory of her previous life......

A quarter of an hour later, after eating enough dog food, he looked at the twilight sky, and coughed heavily to wake up the two who were tired. Then he pouted at the door and motioned for him to get out of here.

Zhu Gangguan was slightly stunned, nodded and said, "Master, wait a while, I will say a few words to Cuilian and leave." ”

Then he said with a reluctant face to the beautiful woman in his arms: "Lian'er, you are waiting for me in Gao Laozhuang, and after sending the master to the West Heaven, I will come back and stay with you!" ”

"Husband~Don't go~~"

"Lady~~"

Looking at the two people who were about to hug each other again, Yu Gan's forehead jumped: "Stop!" When did the Sprinkle family say that they would accept you? I'm asking you to take your daughter-in-law and get out of here, don't get in the way of my sleep here! ”

At the end, I would like to thank the recommendation vote from Wu Xun, a book friend, which is also the first non-friendly vote received by this book. I'm very happy, and even the code words are more motivated. (This chapter is 2,000 words long, and the above thanks are not included in the text.) )