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Uncle Da turned around angrily, saw a young man waving to him outside the door, and laughed with a very happy expression: "Do you recognize me?" Star boy! ”

"It turned out to be you, a decrepit boy!" Uncle Da saw Ah Xing's smiling appearance, and when he thought that he had finally touched the "Thirteen Units" and was destroyed by this kid, he was immediately furious.

"yes, it's me!" Ah Xing was also very happy to see that Uncle Da recognized him, walked in, and shouted happily: "Third uncle! ”

"Huh?! －－”

Suddenly, after Uncle Da heard Ah Xing's call of "Third Uncle", the whole person was stunned at first, and then like an electric shock and then like a sheep going crazy, and the whole person hugged the nearest policeman uncontrollably and trembled.

"Let go, let go!" When a policeman next to him saw this, he wanted to step forward and grab Uncle Da, but Uncle Da turned around and hugged him, and his lower body was still doing extremely obscene movements together.

"You're here to help!" When Brother Sheng and the others saw Uncle Da's appearance, they were immediately frightened, and they were afraid that something would happen, so they said to a few policemen standing next to them.

"You don't have to worry, he'll be fine in a moment." Ah Xing looked at the two policemen who wanted to step forward and pull, and said with a smile while stopping.

"Ah Xing, what's the matter with your third uncle?" Although Ye Xuan has watched the movie more than a dozen times, he only remembers the general plot, and seems to know what illness Uncle Da suffers from, but he still doesn't remember the specifics.

"Brother Xuan, it's okay, my third uncle is suffering from "congenital disorder", as long as I call him third uncle, he will be like now, but it will be fine soon. Ah Xing explained to Ye Xuan with a smile, not worried about Uncle Da's current situation at all.

Ye Xuan saw Ah Xing's smiling appearance, his eyes flashed, and he saw that Ah Xing was not like his heartless appearance, knowing that Uncle Da was suffering from "congenital disorder of control", he still called him like this, and he thought that Uncle Da didn't pick him up in the morning, especially when he saw that Uncle Da was still playing mahjong, this resentment was even more.

As soon as Ah Xing's words fell, Uncle Da stopped, and Ah Xing smiled and said to the policeman beside him: "I just said don't worry." ”

Uncle Da regained his senses, looked at the policeman who was hugged by him and trembled violently and almost fainted, let go of his hand, looked into the room, and asked with a blank face, "What did I just do?" ”

"Aren't you like this, ...... like this" Ah Xing smiled a little obscenely, and his lower body imitated Uncle Da just now, "Public security, third uncle!" ”

"Ahh －－－”

With a "third uncle", Uncle Da, who turned out to be fine, trembled all over again, and grabbed the policeman who had just recovered and trembled violently.

"My third uncle is not **!" Seeing that the policemen next to him wanted to go up together to arrest Uncle Da, Ah Xing said loudly while stopping.

"Ahh －－－”

Uncle Da, who had already stopped, heard Ah Xing's "third uncle", and grabbed the unlucky policeman and trembled.

"It turns out that he really has congenital disorder out of control!" Brother Sheng next to him just knew from Uncle Da's mouth that he had this disease, and they didn't believe it at first, but now when they see this appearance, they can't help but feel palpitations.

"Help me!"

The unlucky policeman was so shaken by Uncle Da that he couldn't stand it, and the policeman next to him saw that his colleague was in trouble, so he pushed away Ah Xing, who was blocking him, and rushed towards Uncle Da, as for the female policeman who was brought by Ah Xing, she stood aside with a bewildered face.

"Ahh －－－”

Uncle Da turned around abruptly and squatted down, probing and grabbing with both hands, one of the two policemen was caught off guard, and he was directly caught by a monkey stealing peaches, and the three of them retreated towards the door with a "ahhhh

Looking at the appearance of the two policemen covering their crotches in pain, the corners of Ye Xuan's mouth couldn't help twitching, and his body moved out without a trace.

"Don't do this, let it go!" The policewoman was also frightened enough by Uncle Da's appearance, but when she saw her colleague suffering, she still stepped forward to stop Uncle Da.

Suddenly, Uncle Da stopped, turned around sharply, and looked at the policewoman.

"Ahh ---" The policewoman was startled when she saw Uncle Da turn to look at her, and screamed.

"Congenital loss of control!" Brother Sheng looked at Uncle Da's appearance and still couldn't believe it.

"It's finally my turn this time!" Looking at Uncle Da's out-of-control appearance, thinking of what Uncle Da had just said to her on the mahjong table, a trace of excitement flashed in the eyes of the sixth aunt, she licked her lips, and suddenly did something that no one in the room could think of.

"Ahh ---" The sixth aunt suddenly ran between Uncle Da and the policewoman, pulled the collar of her body with both hands, revealing her white collarbone, and screamed as if she had been violated.

Suddenly, there was silence in the room.

"What are you doing, what are you doing with a chopping board?" Uncle Da, who was out of control, came to his senses again, and looked at the sixth aunt with his open and flat chest facing him in puzzlement, pointing and asking.

"I'm sorry, I was a little impulsive! Sorry, I was a little impulsive! I'm sorry, I'm ......" Liugu was dumbfounded, looking at everyone looking at her with a bitter expression, at this time she wished there was a hole for her to get into, and kept bending down to apologize, while lowering her head and walking to the side.

"Haha, neurotic!" Sister Ping pointed at the sixth aunt very unscrupulously and smiled.

……

This farce ended quickly, and when Ah Xing explained to the police that he couldn't find his third uncle and lied to call the police, those policemen were also helpless about this oolong, so they had to give Uncle Da a verbal warning and left.

"Come, Brother Xuan, sit, you're welcome!" Ah Xing pulled Ye Xuan to the chair next to him and sat down with a big grin.

"Thank you!" Ye Xuan was not polite, and walked over with his luggage and sat down.

Seeing Ye Xuan sitting down, Ah Xing hurriedly rummaged in the room, and soon took out a glass of water, put it in front of Ye Xuan, and said with a polite smile: "Come, Brother Xuan, drink saliva." ”

"You decrepit boy...... Uncle Da sent the police out of the door, turned around and came back and was just about to scold Ah Xing, when he suddenly saw Ye Xuan sitting aside and asked, "Stinky boy, is this gentleman ......?"

"Oh, Brother Xuan, this is my third ...... Uh, my uncle, this is a friend I met in the morning, Ye Xuan, Brother Xuan, he also just arrived in Hong Kong, thanks to him, otherwise I would still be waiting for you at the station. Ah Xing introduced the two of them.

"Oh, it turned out to be Mr. Ye, thank you for your help, this stinky boy, it's really not worry-free." Uncle Da looked at Ye Xuan, rubbed his hands, and said with some embarrassment.

"Uncle Da is polite, you are an elder, just call me Ah Xuan." Ye Xuan nodded and smiled.

"Hehe, Mr. Ye is really polite, come, smoke a cigarette!" Uncle Da is a typical Hong Kong citizen, seeing that Ye Xuan was dressed well, he didn't dare to treat Ye Xuan like he did to Ah Xing, politely took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket and handed it over very politely.

"No, I didn't smoke, thank you!" Ye Xuan smiled and refused.

"Huh!" Uncle Da saw Ye Xuan's refusal and put the cigarette back, took one in his mouth, and groped for fire on his body, while looking at Ah Xing and said unhappily: "You decrepit boy, you haven't let people worry since you were a child, and now as soon as you arrive in Hong Kong, you will call the police, I am the butcher of Shenjing, what are you, the big prostitute in Guangzhou?" you! Come up with such a bad idea to come to me......"

"There's a lighter in that tin can!" Suddenly, Ah Xing's eyes flashed with an unexpected gleam, pointing to the iron box with the lid on the table.

Ye Xuan saw Uncle Da unconsciously lift the lid of the iron box, take out a lighter, light a cigarette, and continue to reprimand Ah Xing, but Ye Xuan had already noticed it, and looked at Ah Xing's eyes without a trace.

"Before, there was no need to interrogate, ten out of ten you went to the Public Security Bureau to report the case, if not, your father, my eldest brother, would be the first to be beaten during ......the ten years of turmoil" Uncle Da finished lighting a cigarette and training Ah Xing, and then he seemed to look at Ah Xing consciously.

At this time, Ye Xuan, who was observing Ah Xing, found that Ah Xing's eyes flashed again, and then suddenly pointed to the wall and said, "That little girl is going to fall, be careful, be careful!" ”

Uncle Da was stunned by Ah Xing's sudden call, and looked in the direction pointed by Ah Xing, but only saw a closed door, and just wanted to reprimand him again, suddenly Brother Sheng and a few people walked in.

"Fell!" Ah Xing shouted worriedly.

"Bang! Woo woo---" Just as Ah Xing shouted, there was a sudden sound outside, and then a little girl's cry came from outside the door.

"Shiba!" Brother Sheng and the others hurriedly opened the door and went out, but saw the daughter of the sixth aunt falling to the ground crying.

"You can see the wall?" Uncle Da looked out of the door incredulously, then looked at Ah Xing who was sitting on the chair, glanced at Ye Xuan, who was sitting next to Ah Xing and was also looking at him, walked to him and sat down.

"I can see it if I want to!" Ah Xing wiped his sweat with his handkerchief and said as a matter of course.

"What color are my underwear and underwear?" Uncle Da suddenly crossed his legs and asked.

"You're not wearing it at all!" Ah Xing glanced at it, and said with disdain, so frightened that the cigarette in Uncle Da's mouth fell, and his hands tightly covered his crotch.

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