"Sister Chang'e, your words hurt my heart so much, I saw that you were lonely in Guanghan Palace, so I chatted with you, I am really in the mortal world, how can you not believe me. ”

In the information age, we must always keep abreast of the latest news, it seems that this Chang'e has really been in the Guanghan Palace for a long time, and she doesn't know anything outside the Guanghan Palace.

"Some time ago, the Jade Emperor helped Tai Bai Xing to go down to earth at the cost of many immortal mana, and my mobile phone was given to me by Tai Bai Xing after he came to the mortal world, don't you know about Tai Bai Xing's descent to earth?"

Selling cute, pretending to be stupid, being pitiful, and caring women can't stand this trick.

Thinking that Chang'e is lonely, lonely and cold, and only Jade Rabbit is always accompanied by her, a woman like her who likes small animals must be very loving.

Sure enough, hearing Ji Yang say this, Chang'e's heart softened and she remembered something.

I remember not long ago, many immortals in the circle of friends complained that they had to rest well due to excessive mana consumption, and said that the Jade Emperor was eccentric, and the opportunity to go out to play was given to Tai Bai Xing.

Although her heart softened, out of instinctive vigilance, Chang'e still had to ask and verify it well.

"You say that you are in the mortal world, then you say a few things that I don't know, if there is nothing in heaven and earth, I will believe you. ”

You can't have the heart to hurt people, you can't have the heart to defend people, this Chang'e has a strong sense of self-protection, it seems that she has been harassed by a lot of men in the heavenly court, and her vigilance is quite high.

But this matter is not difficult for Ji Yang at all, it is not the first time he has dealt with people from heaven and earth, isn't it just a few things that Chang'e has never heard of, it is very simple.

"Okay, then I'll just say a few, pineapple slurp meat, pot wrapped meat, have you heard of these two dishes?"

"Nope. ”

"Have you ever had a beer?"

"No?"

"Have you ever played poker?"

"Nope"

"Do you believe it this time?"

"Yes. ”

said a few things that Chang'e had never heard, and when Ji Yang saw Chang'e typing out two words, he knew that he had won Chang'e's trust.

Although this Chang'e is also thousands of years old, her heart is more pure than many teenagers now. ”

Getting acquainted with Chang'e, Ji Yang was also very happy in his heart, this Chang'e is a real goddess, compared with her, the women who have been named goddesses in China are simply female nerves, female men.

In the Guanghan Palace, Chang'e sat on the bed, and her heart was also very excited.

I was very bored in the Guanghan Palace alone, and I used to have the Jade Rabbit with me, but the Jade Rabbit has also grown up, and has my own careful thoughts, often in the name of giving medicine to people, as soon as she disappears, it will be a few days, and she can only stay alone in the Guanghan Palace.

But now, not only did she find someone to chat with her, but Xiaobai was still in the mortal world, and what he said was very fresh to Chang'e, and the feeling of emptiness and loneliness was gradually decreasing.

"Xiaobai, isn't the mortal world very lively and fun?"

Chang'e was curious and asked.

"That is, of course the mortal world is lively, the iron shells that are faster than horses are all over the avenue, and the shopping is crowded with people, do you think it can not be lively. ”

Where there is excitement in the mortal world, it is simply a heat, billions of people, everywhere there are people.

"There are more fun things, roller coasters, pirate ships, do you know about them, have you heard of League of Legends, have you read online novels?"

Something that she had never heard of was said by Ji Yang, and Chang'e was also curious and depressed in her heart.

"The mortal world is so good, the heavenly court is so boring, I really want to go and see it. ”

Chang'e hated the Law of the Three Realms at this time, if there was no Law of the Three Realms as before, she could now go to the mortal world to take a good look at what Ji Yang said, what roller coaster pirate ship, what League of Legends, and the iron shell that ran faster than a horse, which was full of infinite temptation for her.

"Hey, it's a pity that I can't go to the mortal world, otherwise I must let you take me to have a good time. ”

"I'm bored every day now, and I don't know what to do except sleep. ”

Chang'e frowned slightly, and said with some grievances.

"Staying up late will make your skin worse, but sleeping too much will also make people fall asleep, so it's better to sleep less. ”

"If you're bored, you can tease the Jade Rabbit, aren't there any other gods on the moon? ”

If it is really the same as what Chang'e said, then this Chang'e is indeed boring enough.

When he is in the mortal world, he can still surf the Internet, play games, and read novels when he is alone, but there is no such equipment in the Guanghan Palace, if Ji Yang lives there, he will definitely have the heart to die.

"There are still other immortals, but everyone doesn't live together, and the moon is very big, not to mention that they all have their own things to do, where can they have time to chat with me." ”

"When Jade Rabbit was young, it was okay, I could still play every day, but when Jade Rabbit grew up, it was also busy with a lot of things every day. ”

"As far as I'm the most idle, it's really boring to stay alone in the Guanghan Palace. ”

There is only one lonely woman in the huge Guanghan Palace, and Ji Yang also feels tragic for Chang'e.

At the same time, Ji Yang couldn't help but think of when he was a child, when he was still in the orphanage, although there were many orphans like him in the orphanage, but Ji Yang's personality was a little different at that time, he didn't like to play with other children, so he usually played alone.

Yes, if you don't have anyone to accompany you, you can play alone.

"You can play by yourself. ”

Ji Yang told Chang'e his thoughts, but Chang'e was stunned for a while, what are you playing alone?

"What can one person play?"

What can a person play? This Ji Yang still has to think about it, she was still young at the time, and she played some children's games, Chang'e is an adult, will she like these?

"You can swing and hopscotch. ”

This is the simplest and most ordinary game, and Ji Yang often played it alone when he was a child.

"I've been playing swinging for thousands of years, I'm tired of playing, you say hopscotch, this is not good, I am a woman who has nothing to do with hopscotch, I don't kill myself. ”

This Chang'e is really funny, it seems that she doesn't know what hopscotch game is, she even thought that the hopscotch she said was a real hopscotch, if it was really hopscotch, Ji Yang would have died hundreds of times and thousands of times.

"I'm talking about hopscotch not to let you really jump the house, but a game, also called plane jumping, which can be played by single or multiplayer, and the way to play is to draw a few grids on the ground......"

Ji Yang simply told Chang'e how to play hopscotch, and he didn't have much hope, after all, this was a child's game, and he didn't think Chang'e would like it.

But when Ji Yang finished talking about the rules and gameplay of hopscotch, Chang'e was very excited.

"Sounds interesting, I didn't know there was such a fun thing before, no, I'm going to play now. ”

Seeing Chang'e's words, Ji Yang was also happy.

This Chang'e is really childlike, and she is really interested in hopscotch for children.