If there are girls who don't bubble, heaven will not tolerate it.

Now Chang'e is lonely, although he may not really have anything to do with Chang'e, but it is always okay to talk to each other about the mountains and make a little teasing.

Anyway, no matter what the purpose of life is, Ji Yang knows that he can't miss this opportunity to hook up with Chang'e, and he doesn't want to do it again: "There was once a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it, and the most painful thing in the world is nothing more painful." ”

I may not be in love with Chang'e, but the opportunity to hook up is not to be missed.

Thinking of this, Ji Yang also smiled slightly, and directly left a message under Chang'e's dynamics: "At the same time, the end of the world is lonely, why not talk when you meet." ”

As soon as the message was sent, Ji Yang felt that the mobile phone was shaking, this Chang'e wouldn't have been staring at his mobile phone, as soon as his message was sent, the other party actually replied.

"Xiaobai, who are you?, what you said is so poetic, we are all so bored, why don't we chat." ”

No wonder the previous poets were so romantic, and changing their poems indiscriminately could cause such a big reaction from Chang'e.

"It seems that this Chang'e is either too lonely, or too innocent, the other party is so active, what kind of image is she still putting green onions in her pig's nose. ”

Ji Yang was proud, and then clicked on Chang'e's avatar.

"Hello Sister Chang'e, I'm Xiaobai, it's a pleasure to meet you. ”

Although Ji Yang rarely picks up girls on WeChat, he has never eaten pork and never seen a pig run.

For a more innocent person like Chang'e, you must not be too frivolous at the beginning, otherwise Chang'e will definitely regard herself as a prodigal son, then this opportunity will be wasted, and I am afraid that I will not have the opportunity to chat with Chang'e in the future.

So Ji Yang was still very gentlemanly when he opened his mouth, and Chang'e really didn't feel disgusted when she saw Ji Yang talking to her like this.

"Hello Xiaobai, I'm also very happy to meet you, are you on an errand in the heavenly court or in the underworld, why haven't I seen you before?"

Chang'e quickly replied, and Ji Yang frowned when he saw it, he was thinking about whether he should tell the truth to the other party.

In the end, Ji Yang still decided to tell the truth to the other party, otherwise it would be embarrassing to be exposed by the other party in the future.

"Sister Chang'e, I'm not in heaven or in the underworld, I'm in the mortal world, I haven't entered the stream yet, and I don't have a position. ”

This sentence was issued, but Ji Yang didn't see Chang'e reply for a long time, and he didn't know if the other party was frightened by his words.

In the Guanghan Palace, Chang'e, dressed in a white veil, stared at her mobile phone.

"The mortal world, how can there be someone in the mortal world who can talk to you, this is impossible. ”

"The laws of the Three Realms are balanced and balanced, and there is still a connection between Heaven and Earth, but the mortal world is outside Heaven and Earth, this Xiaobai must be lying to me. ”

Chang'e was a little skeptical of Ji Yang's words, and she even suspected that this Xiaobai was a fake immortal at all.

Whether it is heaven or earth, there has never been a shortage of people who spy on her beauty, and she knows this very well.

Chang'e originally had a good impression of Xiaobai, but when she thought that the other party might be a fairy pretending to be stupid to fool her, she was also a little angry in her heart.

"The nature of the country is easy to change, even if they are immortals, these men are the same, these guys with colored hearts should be degraded like the Marshal Tianpeng back then, let them also cast a pig fetus, dog fetus, see who still has a long memory. ”

Chang'e muttered to herself a little unhappily, and then twisted her upright little ass and prepared to go back to the boudoir to sleep.

Since coming to Guanghan Palace, in addition to dancing at the orders of the Jade Emperor Queen Mother and some high-ranking immortals, the most she has done is to sleep.

During this time, no one asked her to dance, and she didn't know how long she had been asleep.

But Chang'e didn't want to pay attention to Ji Yang, but Ji Yang didn't want to miss this opportunity to get to know Chang'e.

Seeing that Chang'e ignored herself for a long time, Ji Yang also showed her cheeky side, if you don't look for me, I'll look for you.

"Sister Chang'e, why don't you speak, is your phone out of battery?"

Glancing at Ji Yang's words, Chang'e also snorted coldly, you just pretend with me, the phone is out of battery, can the phone be charged, it's ridiculous.

Mobile phones are maintained by the aura of heaven and earth, unless the aura of heaven and earth is exhausted, how can the mobile phone run out of power.

"This little white pretends to be similar enough, do you think you can deceive me like this, do you really think I'm as white as you, hum. ”

With a snort, Chang'e still chose to ignore Ji Yang and sleep with her head covered.

"Oh, I'll go, I won't believe it, and you can still keep talking. ”

Ji Yang was also unconvinced at this time, if you don't speak, then I'll keep sending it, see if I don't annoy you.

"Sister Chang'e speaks. ”

"Sister Chang'e, we are all lonely people, let's chat together and relieve boredom. ”

"Sister Chang'e, is your phone really out of battery?"

"Sister Chang'e......"

Ji Yang's speed of speaking was quite fast, and in two or three minutes, he sent out dozens of messages.

WeChat reminders rang again and again, and Chang'e couldn't sleep well when she wanted to sleep.

"Annoying, annoying. ”

"Usually a person is too quiet and annoying, and this mobile phone keeps ringing and annoying, which way is this fairy so annoying. ”

Turning over and jumping up from the couch, Chang'e pouted, and her originally innocent face revealed a little more charming and playful at this time.

"Sister Chang'e, Sister Chang'e......"

picked up the mobile phone casually, Chang'e saw that this Xiaobai was still talking to herself, and the number of unread messages had reached more than 200, and she was really convinced.

"Are you enough, I ignore you, you still bother me again and again, believe it or not, I sued you to the Jade Emperor, and then demoted you to the mortal world as a livestock. ”

Although the laws of the Three Realms are balanced and balanced, the Jade Emperor can still demote the immortals who make mistakes to the mortal world, but the immortals who have been demoted to the mortal world cannot be human beings, they can only be livestock, and they basically lose the possibility of returning to the heavenly court.

So no matter how boring the gods in the sky are, they don't dare to make mistakes easily, after all, no one wants to change from an immortal to a livestock.

"Hehe, as the saying goes, it's enough to eat with a thick skin, but you can't eat with a thin skin, I'm also a good person, Chang'e finally spoke. ”

But he sent more than 200 messages in a row, and Chang'e finally talked to herself again, which is called the real kung fu of dead skin.

"Sister Chang'e, I told you, I am in the mortal world, why do you still let the Jade Emperor degrade me to the mortal world as a livestock, you are too ruthless. ”

Seeing Ji Yang talking like this, Chang'e Liuye frowned, could it be that Xiaobai was really in the mortal world, but how could he have a mobile phone to communicate with the heavenly court in the mortal world?

It's also weird.

Questioning her previous thoughts, Chang'e also asked cautiously, "Xiaobai, are you really in the mortal world?"

"But the laws of the Three Realms are balanced, the mobile phone in the mortal world cannot be connected with the heavenly immortals, how can your mobile phone, are you pretending to be an immortal, I don't blame you for telling the truth. ”

The feelings themselves told the truth, but this Chang'e thought that she was lying to her.

"No wonder she didn't speak for so long, it turned out that she was taking me for a liar. ”

Seeing Chang'e's question, Ji Yang also understood instantly.