Chapter 203: Wendou Agreement

At night, Li Hei didn't go back, and Yu Jian, who was nosy and wanted to take advantage of the opportunity, took him in.

In just over half a month, Li Hei had already sold half of the remaining fields, and the remaining half was planted with crops, and he also abandoned it.

Then he heard that the former yellow-faced woman had made a fortune today, opened a noodle shop in the city, and lived a prosperous life. Thinking that his life was getting worse and worse, he was resentful, thinking that it was the yellow-faced woman who calculated him and swallowed the family's savings to open this shop. So I came to the door.

After Yu Xiaohuan and the Zhang family were busy, they closed the store door and went home, and Li Hei came over cheekily.

He saw that Yu Xiaohuan actually used rouge gouache on his face and drew his eyebrows, so he immediately ridiculed and sarcastically said: "Tomorrow there is a yellow flower, and I will learn what young girls from other people to smear." ”

Yu Xiaohuan deliberately touched the newly bought hairpin on his head before saying, "I'm happy to be the old lady." The money you earn can be spent with peace of mind! ”

Li Hei's messy beard was blown, and he said confidently: "I'm bah! Clear conscience? This noodle restaurant, you opened it with my Li family's money, and it should have half of my Li Bai! ”

Yu Xiaohuan almost didn't vomit blood, and when he left, didn't he write everything clearly in black and white, he actually had the face to say. Sure enough, Xiucai met a soldier, and it was unreasonable! The scoundrel who used to be a Xiucai standing opposite is a "soldier", but fortunately she is not a "Xiucai" who reads dead books.

Her face was as cold as ice, first overwhelming the other party in terms of momentum, and then sneering: "Who told you that I opened the noodle restaurant?" Didn't you tell you that Uncle Zhang on the other side was the owner of the noodle restaurant. If you are not convinced, and then talk about this matter, I will transcribe a few points of the content of the book and paste it in front of the noodle shop for everyone to see clearly, and even find the elders who witnessed our separation here to comment on it. However, in this way, I'm afraid that you won't be able to mix this floating city and your hometown. ”

Li Hei reversed right and wrong, after all, he was not confident enough, a pair of somewhat uneasy eyes turned, and when he saw Sang'er who was bowing his head and silent, he spread his anger and said: "What are you doing there, Daddy has been here for a long time, and I don't know how to cook a bowl of hot noodles?" It's really, what kind of daughter has been taught to be a good man, I don't know the general situation at all! ”

Yu Xiaohuan grabbed Sang'er, who had just taken a step, and said softly: "It's been a busy day, go back and wash well and rest early, you don't have to worry about this kind of thing when the dog barks!" ”

Li Hei was so angry that he jumped like thunder, but Yu Xiaohuan slammed the door shut.

Under Li Hei's repeated troubles, the business of the world's No. 1 noodle restaurant plummeted, except for a few familiar neighbors who often visited, almost to the point of being crowded.

The Zhang family didn't want to meddle in things, but at the point where everyone couldn't afford to eat, they had to talk about it.

Aunt Zhang persuaded Yu Xiaohuan and said, "It's better to take some money and send it away, you can't make yourself unhappy and lose the business of the restaurant." ”

Don't lose a big reason because of a small thing, Yu Xiaohuan still understands, she has always been aware of current affairs, but she also doesn't rub sand in her eyes, so that she bows her head to such a scoundrel and submits softly, which is even more uncomfortable than being stabbed in the chest a few times. What's more, she can see very clearly in her heart that if they take a step back now, that scoundrel will have to take countless steps, without any softness and restraint.

Li Hei saw that Yu Xiaohuan and Sang Er ignored him, and did not give him food and drink for nothing, so he simply lay in front of the noodle restaurant and refused to leave, lying down without stopping, either moaning without illness or saying that his daughter was ruthless and didn't care about his father's life or death, and didn't even give him cold soup to eat, and didn't want to face it at all. Uncle Zhang and his son couldn't stand it anymore, and when they came out to lift him away, he shouted loudly, making the neighbors know that the noodle restaurant couldn't open at all.

Yu Xiaohuan was so angry that he couldn't bear it anymore, so he came out with a kitchen knife and scared him and said, "Duel!" Get out of the floating city if you lose! ”

Li Hei was stunned in his heart, but his face was thicker than the length of the Great Wall, and he said shamelessly: "Li is a literati, a gentleman doesn't use his mouth, how can he be as knowledgeable as a shrew like you!" ”

Yu Xiaohuan originally thought that her scolding skills were still quite powerful, but after encountering such a scoundrel, she was speechless several times. Knowing that others are making trouble unreasonably, it seems as if it is indeed her fault.

"Literati, huh? Talk about it! Yu Xiaohuan gritted his teeth and glared at him and said, "Okay, then Wendou!" ”

"Hahaha!" Li Hei laughed loudly three times, "More than 20 years ago, Li Mou was a famous talent in Fucheng, and he has studied a lot over the years, you shrew, you don't have any ink on your chest, you don't know a single big character, dare to compare with me?" ”

Yu Xiaohuan also laughed, and sneered: "Still a famous showman? It is indeed famous, and there should be no one within a radius of ten miles who doesn't know that there is a scoundrel who deceives people too much, right? It's just that some people believe that such a splash who lies in front of other people's noodle restaurants and doesn't leave is a showman? By the way, if it's true, why did he never teach his daughter to read half a word, and now he complains that a daughter who is only fifteen years old doesn't support him, it's really embarrassing, are you with a broken hand or a broken leg and can't take care of yourself? ”

Li Hei's eyes flickered, and he said: "What do you women know, women are virtuous if they are not talented, I am for her good!" Fifteen years old is not small......"

Yu Xiaohuan interrupted him, and then climbed the ladder up: "Then why do you scold me for being talentless and virtuous, and dislike me for having no ink on my chest?" Isn't that a paradox? With that, she laughed even more sarcastically.

Li Hei's face tightened, and he hurriedly changed back to the previous topic and said, "What kind of literary fighting method?" ”

Yu Xiaohuan put the kitchen knife on Sang'er's hand with both hands, crossed his hands to his chest, and said, "Let's take a fighting method for each other, so that you don't have to lose and say that I bullied you." Whoever has the highest total score in the end wins. The losing side is not allowed to step into the floating city again for the rest of his life, otherwise he will parade through the streets for three days with the sign of 'I am a pig, not a person'! Yu Xiaohuan deliberately wanted to add one otherwise, just in case this scoundrel regretted it again.

Although Li Hei is useless, he has the confidence of being a fan and readily agrees. He chose to memorize the poem, he came out with the last sentence, Yu Xiaohuan answered the next sentence, Yu Xiaohuan won if he answered correctly, and he won if he answered wrong. It is also said that a husband and wife are 100 days a day, and they don't want to make too difficult topics for Yu Xiaohuan. Yu Xiaohuan thought to himself, but pull it down, he shouldn't be able to compose poems himself, so he has to memorize poems.

Yu Xiaohuan thought about it, and also said that a husband and wife would be a hundred days a day, and they didn't want to be too embarrassed by the former showman, so they came up with a picture to guess the idiom. She drew a lot of pictures overnight, and in order to "reduce the difficulty" and draw more vividly, she even used rouge gouache, which was really well-intentioned.