The next day, the noodle shop opened, but it was closed, and only some weak tea was prepared for onlookers to drink.

Yu Xiaohuan had everything ready, and even changed into new clothes, combed his sideburns, and drew his beautiful eyebrows, Li Heicai stretched his waist and came out of the north house with sleepy eyes.

Obviously, he was not prepared at all.

In Yu Xiaohuan's eyes, he lost as soon as he appeared. But he didn't know it.

Li Hei wasn't ready yet, so he politely chose "ladies first" and let Yu Xiaohuan answer the question first.

Yu Xiaohuan pursed her lips and smiled, and said, "Then I'll start with a simple one." ”

Sang'er, who was standing in front of the table, glued some rice paste to a piece of white paper on the table, and in turn pasted it to the wooden board that stood up. Only two words were written on the rough paper, a "seven" on the top and an "eight" on the bottom.

Li Hei's face was stunned, and then he scolded: "Didn't you say that you guessed the idiom by looking at the picture, why did you write?" ”

Yu Xiaohuan and Sang Er glanced at each other and couldn't help laughing.

At this time, Yu Jian next to him whispered a little in Li Hei's ear, Li Hei's face was slightly startled, and he soon smiled again: "Seven up and eight down." ”

After repeatedly confirming the answer, Sang Er tore open the sealed answer, so that the two sides could not find any excuse to argue.

Yu Xiaohuan saw everything in his eyes and sneered: "It's the first time I know that this competition can be blatantly cheating!" ”

Li Hei's face was startled, and he quickly returned to normal and said, "I don't know what you're talking about." ”

Yu Xiaohuan didn't bother to argue with him, only glanced at the door of the store, and said, "Li Xiucai should stand at the door, let's use it as an examination room today, and no one else is allowed to approach, otherwise the answer will be invalidated as cheating." ”

Li Hei didn't think he would lose, and said, "Just go!" So he went to the door of the store.

Sang Er glued rice paste to the two corners of the paper and pasted a second painting. In this painting, both men have exaggerated eyes, separated by a long river, and there is a raging fire on the opposite bank.

Li Hei squinted his eyes and looked at it for a long time, not knowing why, and said: "What kind of thing is this painting, two people, a long river, and firelight...... Fire! ”

Yu Xiaohuan shook his head and said with a smile: "I can remind you, the answer is wrong." ”

"There are no eyes!"

Yu Xiaohuan still shook his head.

Li Hei couldn't answer anything else.

Sang'er spread out the area that concealed the answer, and the words "watching the fire from the other side" came into view.

"Nonsense," said Li Hei Laipi, "how could there ever be such a word? ”

Yu Xiaohuan gave Sang Er a look, and Sang Er said generously: "How could it not be?" Watching the fire from the other side, from Tang Qiankang's "Surrender to Qi Already", the red dust on the other side is busy like fire, and when Xuan Qingzhang is as cold as ice. ”

Li Hei's face was embarrassed, "You...... When did you read a book? ”

Sang Er's calm expression was retracted, and she said expressionlessly: "After leaving Daddy." Instead, he said respectfully to Yu Xiaohuan: "Mother, do you want to start the third question?" ”

Yu Xiaohuan nodded.

……

By the time of the ninth question, Li Hei was already sweating profusely with nervousness, and he couldn't answer the painting posted on the wooden board for a long time. He should never have expected that after not seeing each other for more than a month, this mother and daughter have grown capable, and they actually recited many allusions that he couldn't remember, but it hurt his cheeky old face.

Of course, Yu Xiaohuan will not be so polite to him, and the answer will be revealed when everyone counts down to twenty numbers.

"Little Bird by Man!" The crowd looked at the answer.

"Yes, isn't it easy?" Yu Xiaohuan said proudly.

This painting is really very simple, a little bird leans on a woman's side, the answer is very clear, but unfortunately some people just don't have a good imagination and can't associate, plus Yu Xiaohuan deliberately let everyone count down, which invisibly put pressure on Li Hei. When people are super stressed, they either stimulate their potential or their IQ drops. Li Hei has been lazy and lazy for many years, where is there any potential to be stimulated?

The tenth question is even simpler, with a polite appearance character on the top and a fairy character below, but the word "god" is written a little distantly.

Li Hei racked his brains again and worked hard for a long time, but there was still no answer.

Yu Xiaohuan thought to herself: Such concise and concise, it's just a question to send points, but I can't answer it, and I don't know if that Xiucai was really admitted back then?

San'er reveals the answer: it looks like it's detached.

Li Hei turned his face directly and shouted loudly: "What is this, where does it come from, Li is not convinced!" ”

Without waiting for Yu Xiaohuan to open her mouth, Sang Er shouted: "You don't accept every time you lose, and every time I tell the source, you have nothing to say, don't you feel embarrassed?" Why bring shame on yourself! ”

"What did you say?" Li Hei's beard was about to glare up, "How could my Li family have such an unfilial daughter as you." ”

Yu Xiaohuan continued: "If you are not happy, I will help her change her name and surname tomorrow!" Hurry up and don't waste everyone's time. ”

Li Hei came out of the door, and soon mixed with Yu Jian again, discussing in a low voice.

Yu Xiaohuan went to the door and sat down at the door casually.

Li Hei cleared his throat and pretended to say: "For the sake of you being a woman, let's have a simple first question for my Li." What's the next sentence of 'life must be happy'? ”

Yu Xiaohuan still thought that he could make it difficult, isn't this what he memorized when he read and memorized it back then! But she deliberately dragged it out before answering, "Don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon", making Li Hei think that she also had a lot of effort to answer.

Li Hei was smiling on his face, but the corners of his mouth were a little ugly. "Well, since it's a competition, it's difficult to come now. The second question, 'You don't see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushes to the sea and does not return.'

The next sentence. ”

Yu Xiaohuan knew that this guy would be a poet of Immortal Taibai's poems, and he was degenerate, and he used Poet Immortal Taibai as a shield, which was really shameful! Although this poem is difficult to memorize, but there are many talents in the 21st century, and someone has already composed music for this poem.

Yu Xiaohuan pretended to hesitate for a while before saying: "You don't see you, Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk." ”

……

"Kill one person in ten steps, and don't stay for a thousand miles."

"Brush off your clothes and go away, and hide your body and name deeply."

"You...... When did you learn so many poems? Li Hei's face was full of incredulity.

"After I reconcile with you!" Yu Xiaohuan said proudly, "It's a shame that some people say that it is difficult to read, and it takes most of their lives to memorize a few poems written by others." I thought I would have to spend half my life fighting with it, but I didn't expect ......" Yu Xiaohuan deliberately didn't finish the rest of the words.

Li Hei likes to pretend to use Li Taibai's poems, and Sang Er also knows it, so in the past month or so, he has also bought a lot of related books to read, and Yu Xiaohuan, as a teacher, has naturally read a lot. But Li Hei, who has been wandering for many years, can't remember so much anymore, and now what he can get his hands on is just some classics.

"I've got five questions right." Yu Xiaohuan prompted, "Even if the latter ones are all wrong, the total score will definitely win you." Are you sure you want to compare? ”

Losing in the field he thinks he is best at, Li Heixin is unwilling and wants to win back face. He has always been conceited, never reflective, and does not believe that he will lose to the bad wife he once looked down on the most, until he finally loses without shame.