Chapter 26 Turmoil in Chinese Classes

Guangming Middle School's first and second years of high school generally have one day off in two weeks, and three weeks and one day off in the third year of high school. However, due to the National Day holiday in October, the school decided to start school on September 1st and continue to have a holiday on the 30th.

The starting point of the school is to arrange holidays in this way, but for students who are studying repeatedly every day, although everyone may have adapted to this cookie-cutter life, in the words that the head of grade repeats on the radio every day, it is called: "sit on the bench", which feels like a prison sentence. This kind of life will undoubtedly make the students gradually frizzy, except for those who can keep their heads down and study all the time. However, it is clear that Lin Shanghan is the former kind of person.

Lin Shanghan admires those who can complete their study plans every day. Lin Shanghan set himself a page of "Math Troubles" and a page of "English Questions" every day, plus various exercises of materialization, etc., but it is difficult for him to insist on writing every day, and there will always be a lazy psychology that makes him give up today.

But some girls can really do tireless learning. You read early and go to bed while she's studying; She's studying while you're sleeping between classes; You get stuck to the classroom, and she is the first to get to the classroom; You eat dinner for twenty minutes, and she only needs ten minutes; You're studying in a daze at night, and she's doing exercises. Teachers tend to praise such people, but these people seem to be like learning machines, and they have no feelings of their own. Of course, there are boys, but they don't work as hard as girls.

Teachers and parents will say, work hard for a year in the end, study hard, and play as you like after the college entrance examination. Or maybe the teachers often encourage everyone to come to the university so easily. Finally, when you really go to college, you will know that your high school teacher was purely lying to you to study hard when you were overwhelmed by the busy curriculum and massive amount of knowledge.

Lin Shanghan's third aunt is also a teacher in Guangming Middle School, and because Lin Shanghan's college entrance examination Chinese test is more miserable, it just so happens that Lin Shanghan's third aunt has taken a class with Lin Shanghan's Chinese teacher before, so Lin Shanghan's third aunt greeted Lin Shanghan's Chinese teacher and asked the Chinese teacher to take care of Lin Shanghan.

As a result of the care, Lin Shanghan was called out by the Chinese teacher to talk about a class.

One thing to say, Lin Shanghan's initial impression of this Chinese teacher was that this Chinese teacher looked arrogant, just like every intellectual young woman full of passion, always holding her head high, and dressing herself properly every day.

The eternal coiled hair, the eternal high heels, the eternal long skirt (all kinds, even when it is cold), and the eternal arrogant expression make this Chinese teacher very distinctive.

But the Chinese teacher's conversation helped Lin Shanghan analyze Lin Shanghan's language learning in detail, which made Lin Shanghan have a little other understanding of her, and felt that this Chinese teacher was actually quite good, no wonder their girls had a good evaluation of her.

So in the Chinese class after the conversation, Lin Shanghan didn't sleep in the Chinese class for several days, until a small turmoil occurred, and cracks began to appear in the short-lived teacher-student relationship.

It was a Tuesday, and there were weeks of classes in front of me, and the weather was gloomy today, all of which were very stressful.

The first period is the Chinese class, which is the most sleepy class of the day.

The gloomy weather outside the window, coupled with the bright white weaving lamp in the room, and the excellent hypnotic effect of the language, Lin Shanghan couldn't help but doze off after only five minutes of class.

Zhu Zhishuang is a little strange today, his mental state is quite good today, and he has been listening to the Chinese teacher's lectures.

I don't know how long it took, Lin Shanghan felt that Zhu Zhishuang was quietly pounding himself with his arm. This is a code sign of impending danger.

Lin Shanghan immediately raised his head from muscle memory, but his eyes were still half-open, and his neck was very sore because he had been holding his head low for a long time.

The Chinese teacher in front of the podium was holding the test paper in his hand, staring at Lin Shanghan with a vicious look, every line of the perennial frowning brow was particularly obvious at the moment, and the glasses reflected the green light, and the whole person was in a sideways posture.

The class was also extremely quiet at the moment, and everyone looked at Lin Shanghan who the Chinese teacher was looking at when the Chinese teacher suddenly stopped lecturing.

Lin Shanghan instantly fell asleep, and he didn't dare to raise his head to look at the weekly test paper in front of him.

There was a deathly silence for a few seconds.

The Chinese teacher spoke: "Lin Shanghan, you can explain what the correct translation of each word of this question is." ”

Lin Shanghan looked confused, he had been sleeping just now, how could he know which topic she was talking about?

Lin Shanghan stood up with a chirp, and secretly touched Zhu Zhishuang at the same table with his arm, meaning to ask which question he talked about.

But when the Chinese teacher was staring at him, Zhu Zhishuang didn't dare to make a big move, and secretly pointed to the translation multiple-choice questions under the classical Chinese on the test paper.

Lin Shanghan flipped through the test papers, and the Chinese teacher said angrily: "I've talked about classical Chinese, and the test papers haven't been turned yet!" ”

There was a burst of laughter from below.

Lin Shanghan glanced at it and explained it with his own understanding.

The Chinese teacher was even more angry, "Look, did I just say that?" I don't know what to learn all day long! ”

Lin Shanghan was a little angry at the criticism of the Chinese teacher, but he had no choice but to be caught, so he had to listen to the Chinese teacher's reprimand.

After reprimanding for a long time, Lin Shanghan finally sat down.

As soon as he sat down, the drowsiness came up again, and Lin Shanghan tried to hold on for a few minutes, but he was too tired to hold on, so he slowly fell asleep again.

The Chinese teacher has been paying attention to Lin Shanghan in the corner, and after seeing Lin Shanghan asleep again, he immediately turned around, walked around the classroom, stepped on the high heels more "da-da-da", and walked in front of Lin Shanghan.

Zhu Zhishuang was late this time, and he didn't remind Lin Shanghan until the Chinese teacher arrived.

"Get up! Sleep in your homeroom teacher's office! ”

Lin Shanghan raised his head and saw the Chinese teacher's angry and distorted face.

"What does your linguistic look like, you're embarrassed to sleep! Students who are good at Chinese are listening carefully, how embarrassed are you. "The Chinese teacher is angry and tries to find some decent words to reprimand, but often he can't find such words for a while.

The Chinese teacher no longer cared about Lin Shanghan, and walked away directly with the test papers, his dark face revealing a dark red color.

The whole class was so frightened by the Chinese teacher's terrifying momentum that they didn't dare to speak out.

Lin Shanghan became the first person to be reprimanded by the Chinese teacher in this way, and he was also the first person to be caught sleeping twice in Chinese class.

Lin Shanghan was also a little angry at the words of the Chinese teacher, after all, he made a fool of himself in front of so many people in the class, and he was exposed by the Chinese teacher.

Lin Shanghan stood until the end of class, watching the Chinese teacher leave with high heels in a huff, without even looking at Lin Shanghan.

"It's so dragging," Lin Shanghan thought to himself.

After class, he was inevitably ridiculed by others again, and Lin Shanghan became more and more stingy.

The fourth class in the afternoon is a Chinese class, and the Chinese teacher generally uses this class to show you some relatively niche literary documentaries that you have found, as a unique composition material for everyone.

The Chinese teacher walked in with the computer in his arms, and after connecting the wire, he turned his head to look at Lin Shanghan's side, cocking his long index finger, "That-who's that, turn off the light." ”

The main switch of the lights in the classroom is in Lin Shanghan's place, a total of three switches, respectively control the three rows of lights from left to right, generally this light is turned on from morning to night no matter whether the weather is sunny or not, unless you want to look at the video. And the projection in the classroom is in front of Lin Shanghan, so if you turn off the lights, you can turn off Lin Shanghan's column alone.

Lin Shanghan considered that every time he turned off all the lights, the girls over there would have to complain twice, so this time he only turned off the lights in his own column alone.

The Chinese teacher raised his head to take a look, and after making sure that the other two lights were not turned off, he stood up, his brows furrowed even tighter, and walked towards Lin Shanghan with a "da-da-da".

Lin Shanghan naturally noticed that the Chinese teacher's situation was a little different, and looked at her with a puzzled expression.

The Chinese teacher frowned, pursed his lips, and had an impatient expression on his face. walked in front of Lin Shanghan, raised his hand, stretched out his thick index finger, and simply turned off the other two rows of lights with a "pop". I turned my head again, and after confirming that it was turned off, I walked back again and started to play the video.

This wave of operations stunned Lin Shanghan. Zhu Zhishuang, who was at the same table, covered his mouth and snickered, "It's over, Hu Jie (Chinese teacher's name) is upset with you." ”

Lin Shanghan was speechless, and a little angry, for the behavior of the Chinese teacher, he was very-unable to refrain from speaking.

Lin Shanghan secretly raised his middle finger at the back of the Chinese teacher.

This time, the Chinese teacher put the story of Xuanzang Xi going to learn scriptures. After Xuanzang arrived in a country in the Western Regions and quoted the daughter country in "Journey to the West", when it was said that "Tang Seng was tempted by the stunning beauty here", and it was accompanied by a somewhat revealing picture.

The people below couldn't hold it and laughed out loud by this picture.

And Lin Shanghan was a little out of revenge, and laughed very loudly.

The Chinese teacher stood up and walked to the computer, pressed the pause button, and looked at Lin Shanghan with vicious eyes.

"Is this-this-this funny?" The Chinese teacher said solemnly, and every time she looked like this, her words began to stutter.

And the Chinese teacher's somewhat funny way of speaking caused another wave of laughter from the students below.

Maybe the brain circuit of the Chinese teacher is indeed different from that of normal people (or maybe it is a generation gap), or maybe the Chinese teacher has a more "profound" interpretation of this thing, she frowned, held her head high and said, "I-I-I really don't know what you are laughing at." ”

The people below gradually stopped laughing when they saw the Chinese teacher like this.

The Chinese teacher stared at the people below for a while, and after probably not thinking of any other good and elegant reprimands, he continued to click on the video.

Lin Shanghan in the corner was so amused by the Chinese teacher's funny way that he secretly imitated it with Zhu Zhishuang, shrugging his head and shoulders and laughing.

What Lin Shanghan didn't notice was that the sharp eyes of the Chinese teacher on the other side were staring at Lin Shanghan who was gloating.

Lin Shanghan raised his head and met the Chinese teacher with his eyes.

Lin Shanghan was instantly frightened, and quickly turned his gaze to look at the projection.

When class was about to end, the Chinese teacher did not let Lin Shanghan turn on the lights as before, but continued to choose to turn on the lights by himself. Lin Shanghan stared at this Chinese teacher, and there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in his heart.

And the Chinese teacher's classic "this-this-is this funny?" It was also regarded as a joke by everyone after class, imitating the serious appearance of the Chinese teacher, until many years later, when I remembered that the Chinese teacher may not be able to remember the appearance, but this sentence "This-this-is this funny?" "It's still the first to be remembered.

In one day, two Chinese classes, offended the Chinese teacher several times.

Lin Shanghan and the Chinese teacher are completely settled.