292, Vuked (29)
"When you say that, I really wish he had appeared earlier," Wu Xiaobei fell again, looking at the ceiling, "and the great help of grandpa, all of whom are people who support me, this is finally good news." ”
Black Tea turned his back to Wu Xiaobei, and when he heard this, he made a big grimace, stuck out his tongue again, and didn't say anything.
Wu Xiaobei came up with a sentence for a long time and said, "Why don't we believe him again?" ”
"I think it's okay," Pudding said, "and he came up with the idea of re-distributing the realm just now, and I think it's basically reliable." So, in any way, we don't have to be afraid. ”
"When you say that, I suddenly feel very sleepy," Wu Xiaobei's nerves, which had been tense for several hours, relaxed, and his whole person seemed to be about to collapse, and ninety percent of his body's strength seemed to evaporate in an instant.
On the Pudding's side, the snoring was already up.
"Hey," Wu Xiaobei saw that the cat was angry, and shook it up vigorously.
"What for?" Pudding asked, closing his eyes.
"When you're asleep, no one is watching, okay?" Wu Xiaobei yawned.
"I've put your dungeon stand-in into automatic response mode," Pudding pointed to "Wu Xiaobei" on the wall, "It's connected to the surveillance, as soon as there is movement, it will wake us up immediately, don't worry." ”
"And when is the right time for us to sleep, you see?" Wu Xiaobei continued to ask boring nonsense.
"After the rooster crows three times, hum," Pudding turned around angrily and went to sleep, ignoring Wu Xiaobei no more.
A tired smile appeared on Wu Xiaobei's face, and as soon as he turned over, he fell asleep in an instant, dreamless and desireless, very solid sleep.
At eight o'clock in the morning, Wu Xiaobei was woken up, and when he opened his eyes, he saw his face, and he couldn't help jumping up from the bed in fright.
After settling down, I realized that it was my own copy of the stand-in, so I sighed, wiped the sweat from the corner of my forehead, looked down and found that the stand-in's abdomen was moving, and I was curious: "What's going on?" ”
There was no answer to his question, and when he looked back, the pudding was gone, and then he looked at the door, where it was hidden. His heart couldn't help but pinch again, and a ball of air the size of a tennis ball surged up from his stomach to his throat.
Wu Xiaobei somehow had a premonition that something was wrong, so he dropped the stand-in and its weird belly, rushed out of the door, and went to find the pudding.
Standing on the platform on the second floor, looking out the window, he saw the backs of two men and pudding, the sun outside the window was still bright, and the two backs were his familiar backs, pudding was fine, Wu Xiaobei's mood immediately improved again.
The housekeeper teacher and his hair boy Huang Zhou pushed the door and walked in, but Pudding squatted in front of the front of the Great Wall H6, watching motionlessly.
Huang Zhou waved his hand to Wu Xiaobei, and then pasted a spirit rune on Wu Xiaobei's main entrance, the technique was extremely neat, the spirit rune seemed to be made out of nothing, and it appeared in his hand out of thin air, without any glue, just paste and press, and the spirit rune was firmly attached to the middle of the gate. When he pressed it, his fingers still had a magical red auspicious light, which was very mysterious.
Wu Xiaobei saw that Huang Zhou showed these two unique skills, laughed and applauded, walked down the stairs, and said, "Jiang Ziya has arrived, and the people of the world have been saved." ”
Huang Zhou was still the same, and he didn't answer his words, chewing gum in his mouth, looking around Wu Xiaobei's entire hall, over and over again.
"Paste it, ah, where do you want to post it," Wu Xiaobei walked up to Huang Zhou and waved behind him generously, "I have absolute confidence in your spirit rune." This time, thanks to you, although the bad guy still came in, the big bad guy, but she also praised your ability. ”
"This house is not small," Huang Zhou spit out the chewing gum on the paper, rubbed it, stuffed it in his pocket, and observed the house from a different angle, "It seems that your kid is really lucky, okay, mansion!" ”
"You haven't looked at the basement and the rooftop," Wu Xiaobei said happily, "It's just a small part, a part." ”
The housekeeper teacher saw Huang Zhou put the gum in his pocket, and thought that he was polite because he couldn't find the trash can, and he was polite when he arrived at a friend's house, so he smiled and stretched out his hand to Huang Zhou, signaling to give him the gum, Huang Zhou shook his head and refused.
"You don't have to pay attention to him," Wu Xiaobei explained to the housekeeper teacher, "definitely not polite, quirks, all kinds of quirks!" You can't understand him, you can only try to accept him. ”
Wu Xiaobei saw that the housekeeper teacher was in place, and he was confused by what he said, so he motioned to the housekeeper teacher to look at Huang Zhou's feet. Huang Zhou's porter has a pair of golden monk shoes on it.
The housekeeper teacher had noticed it before, and at this time, after Wu Xiaobei's guidance, it was connected with everything just now, and an expression of understanding immediately appeared on his face, and he nodded politely with Huang Zhou, and turned around to go about his own business.
Huang Zhou swept the whole room with his eyes for a long time, and did not answer Wu Xiaobei's words, and finally set his eyes on a Van Gogh imitation painting hanging behind a houseplant.
"Have a vision, "Sunflowers," Wu Xiaobei saw Huang Zhou walking towards the small painting, thinking that he was interested in famous paintings, so he followed Huang Zhou's ass with a fluttering eyebrow and introduced, "Although it is an imitation, it is more than 10,000!" It's so vivid, if it's reversed with the original, no one will recognize it. ”
Huang Zhou ignored him, walked to the painting, took out the gum in his pocket, pressed it on the upper left corner of the frame, then pressed the diagonal line to the lower right corner, and then pulled a mouth glue line in the upper right corner and the lower left corner, and the whole painting was glued to a big fork by the gum.
"Alas, your quirks are really getting more and more serious," at the moment, money is tight, Wu Xiaobei has also begun to learn heartache things, a second ago he was still thinking about selling the painting at a low price for money, "There is a trend towards spoofing." ”
"What the hell," Huang Zhou stuffed a piece of chewing gum in his mouth and began to look around again, "This painting is likely to become a space door, through which otherworldly creatures will enter your room, and the boundary wall I knot can't stop it, can it be done without sealing?" ”
"Ah, is it so serious?" Wu Xiaobei was taken aback and said, "That's a good seal, I don't want to get something into the house when I'm sleeping, or when I'm not at home." It gives me goosebumps just thinking about getting mixed up. And what else to seal quickly! ”
"When you slept, I turned it around several times," Huang Zhou introduced as he chewed gum, "If there is a problem, I have sealed it with a spirit talisman, this place is a relic, but unfortunately the spirit talisman is used up, and I can only use the spirit ointment." This thing is troublesome, you can't use it if you don't chew it, and it's expensive. I have time to send tens of thousands of dollars to my account, and I have a lot of preparations. ”
"Didn't leave it behind, so why are you chewing gum again?" As soon as Wu Xiaobei heard the money, he immediately didn't want to answer, so he continued to nag with the words of chewing gum, "It's so expensive, you can't waste it." ”
"Hmph, this piece is really chewing gum," Huang Zhou took the gum out of his mouth, gestured in front of Wu Xiaobei, put it in his mouth again, and then said disdainfully, "Do you want a piece?" ”
Wu Xiaobei hurriedly shook his hands, saying that he was not blessed.
"Well, living in such a house, the beauty must like you," Huang Zhou smiled, "Didn't you sleep with the gourd brothers?" Ha ha! ”
"Oh, woman, there is a big one," Wu Xiaobei boasted, "but mainly because of my good looks, the house is not the point." The women with me are all coming for me. ”
"Like last night's beauty?" Huang Zhou teased, "Hehe, I heard what Pudding said, it makes you so cool that you don't want it, what about your character, you have brought all the things in hell, haha!" ”
"Hey, hey, why did you send a woman," Wu Xiaobei was afraid that the words would fall to the ground, so he retorted after taking it, "It's not because I have a kind of magic." ”
"It has nothing to do with magic fart," Huang Zhou said sarcastically, "Do you know who that woman is?" ”
"Who, isn't it a messenger from hell?" Wu Xiaobei blinked his eyes and said, "Could it be a neuropathy that escaped from the madhouse?" No, you know better than you do. ”
Huang Zhou snorted twice, shook his head while laughing, and said, "I'll salute in the innermost room, and I'll stay in that room." ”