Chapter 12: You and I Are a Sick Cat (2)
In the blink of an eye, the summer vacation is approaching, and the final exam is just around the corner.
has not yet entered the third year of high school, and the red college entrance examination slogan has invaded the classroom, what: "Stay up for a spring, summer, autumn and winter, enjoy a lifetime of glory and wealth" "Sleep!" Let's play! Let's get rid of the rags together after graduation! Together with the "grade ranking table", "progress ranking table", and "regression ranking table" on the back wall of the classroom, it drives people crazy.
Feiyang is okay, and her grades can always hover in the top 30 or 40 of her grade. Xiaxia, who had average grades, was distracted from practicing super energy, and she couldn't be like Feiyang to control her attention to be unforgettable, so she became the object of frequent conversation with the teacher.
"! Superpowers have a ghost use! This school flower-level beauty burst out in foul language at the "grade ranking list" and "regression ranking table".
"Calm down! Calm down! Remember the self-cultivation of a beautiful woman......" Fei Yang stood on the stool behind her, facing the blue silk rising above her head, and rotated her arms to work. "Mommy, Mommy! The sky is clear, the earth is spiritual, and the urgency is like a law......" she read the words.
"Get out!" Xia Xia turned her face and scolded: "I haven't succeeded once, what a bullshit superpower!" ”
"It is inherently much harder to control the human mind than it is to control ordinary matter! Don't be discouraged! In the super-powered world, we are like the sun that is born at eight or nine o'clock in the morning, oh ——,no, at six or seven o'clock, although it is still very young, but hope is pinned on us, the world is theirs and ours, but in the final analysis, it is our ......"
"Shut up! Sister Guapo! Xia Xia grabbed Fei Yang's neck and scolded shakingly: "You selfish guy! If you have good grades, you don't care about others! Do you know how badly I was scolded by my teacher? He scolded me for being a glossy loofah, empty of appearance; smashed the math paper on my head and scolded me for being a pig's head, saying that even if I stepped on it, I would score higher than me......" As she spoke, she began to cry, and her half-drooping phoenix eyes flashed with tears.
"Uh-" Fei Yang was most afraid of facing other people's tears.
In fact, she didn't have a good time during this time. Although her own grades were not bad, the grades of the entire class declined overall due to the "Tang Man Incident" and resistance to Teacher Liu. Chen Hao was even more busy taking care of his father, and his grades slipped to the bottom of the grade. Teacher Liu either has a gloomy face or sneers at everyone every day. Fei Yang, who was originally arrogant, slipped into "right-leaning capitulationism" after the death of Xiaxia's mother. The "left-leaning radicals" in the class naturally did not show mercy to such revolutionary scum, and even Yun Yu quietly distanced himself from her.
"It's too much of a deception! The tiger is not powerful, you and I are a sick cat?! - "Fei Yang stepped heavily on the stool, like a hero who forced Liangshan.
"Is there any way to do it?" Xiaxia immediately stopped crying, blinking and pleading with her coquettish eyes.
"This—" Fei Yang flinched slightly.
"Say it, do it! No bragging! Xia Xia looked at Fei Yang viciously.
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After this week's "Zhou Zhouqing" exam, the whole grade was shaken! The "grade ranking list" and "progress ranking list" with red letters on a white background have become the focus of everyone's discussion. Overnight, the silt that had sunk at the bottom of the pond forever turned over collectively, and hundreds of grades improved abounded, especially Xiaxia, Yunyu, and Chen Hao were about to turn into the top 50 in their grades. Teacher Liu held the first ranking in all the subjects in his class, and couldn't cry or laugh.
Naturally, the old Jianghu people in the teaching office will not give up, and the investigation of suspicion and leakage will be launched immediately. However, after the results of the Zhou Zhouqing exam in the second week were announced, those salted fish were even more proud. So, the school gathered these mutated salted fish and carried out a shutdown to beat the dogs. But they didn't expect that an hour before the exam, the answers to the exam were still sent to the mobile phones of the salted fish.
The heroes behind the scenes are, of course, two superpowers, one of them is responsible for using beauty to inquire about the exam trends of the grade cadres, and the other is responsible for stealing papers and answering questions. They adhered to the principles of "it is better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone" and "the law does not blame the public", and then used the online platform to distribute the answers to the salted fish.
In the last three weeks of the sophomore year of high school, the once nightmarish school became a paradise for salted fish.
Every day, they get up in the morning glow, and on the playground, they bend over and kick their legs energetically; In the classroom, listen to the cicadas chirping and muttering loudly; At night, until the lights in the bedroom went out, he put down the pretended books in his hands, hid in the quilt "Heavenly Spirit" and prayed to open the mobile phone, click on a netizen named "Infernal Affairs" who appeared in Mo Ming, and waited for the exam answer that Mo Ming appeared, and after memorizing it, they followed the instructions and deleted this message with gratitude.
Overnight, the line in "Infernal Affairs" "I didn't have a choice before, now I just want to be a good student" became the common slogan of salted fish; Overnight, the children who became "good students" fell in love with each other, and even Tu Pengyi, the "school bully" who used to walk sideways, used the word "please" when he spoke, and he handed over the protection money to Chen Hao, the "key household" he had bullied, and said solemnly and proudly: "Take it to your father for treatment!" Come on, brother! Don't let those people look down on us! ”
"Those people" are, of course, the "Tang Man" who have been excluded from the "Infernal Affairs". The "Tang Man", who was suddenly squeezed to the back of the ranking, was filled with righteous indignation, and the laughter of the salted fish in the cafeteria, classroom corridor, and dormitory after class every day made it difficult for them to sleep. They made secret visits, eavesdropped, stalked, and wasted precious time before the final exam, just to prove that "a salted fish is always a salted fish that can't turn over", but the result is: they ranked even lower when the final list was released.
The water in the pond was muddy, and the teachers could not sit still. Math teacher Mr. Chen took the lead, writing a conic curve puzzle on the blackboard that he had just downloaded from the Internet.
"Uh-huh—" He dashingly threw the shortened chalk tip into the chalk box on the podium, patted the chalk ash in his hand, and scorned the entire 452 classroom. Under his fierce gaze, everyone buried their heads in unison.
"Uh-huh—" He cleared his throat again, and everyone waited for the catastrophe to come.
Finally, the sword of Damocles fell: "Chen Hao! Let's welcome Chen Hao, the star of mathematical progress, to come to the stage to answer this question for us! In the last row of the classroom, a handsome face was raised in horror, causing all the girls to turn back in distress.
"Rubbing what?! Fast! Teacher Chen tore off his fake politeness and waited for the big drama to play.
Chen Hao was so nervous that his palms were sweaty, his slender fingers were desperately picking at his trouser legs, "squeak-" The mobile phone in his trouser pocket vibrate, and he instinctively secretly took out the mobile phone. Suddenly, his eyes widened, and the notification on his mobile phone popped up: "Infernal Affairs: Dude!" Above! Let's learn Sa Dingding and perform a song "Daimyo Dingding" together, blinding their dogs, hahahahaha..."
"Infernal Affairs" has long been like a god in their hearts, but what does this mean?! Chen Hao grabbed his head, only hating himself for his poor understanding. The teacher was urging, he was stubborn, and in the girls' "Come on!" In the middle of the voice, he stepped up to the podium. The white chalk was like a hot potato in his hand, and it almost fell off several times, and he didn't dare to look at the mocking gaze cast by Teacher Chen, so he could only pray to the gods "Infernal Affairs" to save him. Distracted, the white chalk almost slipped out of his hand again, and he tightened the chalk, but the chalk still slid out of his fingers little by little. He clenched, but the chalk was beating in his fist like a mischievous rabbit.
Under the podium, Yun Yu buried his head between his arms, the white school uniform became translucent from sweat, and the red strangulation marks under the tight sports bra were faintly visible. Suddenly, the straight student's head was startled by the cheers of the girls, and she wiped away her tears: the original empty blackboard had already climbed up: "Let F1, F2 be elliptical E: x2+y2/b2=1(0
The chalk in Chen Hao's hand is like a divine help, the long arms are flying, and the hyperbola and asymptote are perfectly presented. Mr. Chen pushed his glasses close to the blackboard, and his head followed the magic chalk. In the end, he was still defeated, took out a pen and squeezed Ye Lin in the first row, and calculated it on paper. Poor Yelene could only squeeze into a stool with Tang Man, whom she hated the most.
"Is A A′ a string of the ellipse C that is not perpendicular to the x-axis?" He asked.
Fei Yang preemptively replied: "It's the point (1,0), and the point of symmetry A′ on the x-axis is made over A'!" Mr. Chen, I understand, are you right? Teacher Chen didn't answer, and Fei Yang continued to shout strangely: "Gross! Oh my! Teacher Chen, you won't be able to do it, will you? ”
"Nonsense! How could the teacher not do the questions from the teacher! Just wanted to remind you to pay special attention to this auxiliary line! Mr. Chen put away his pen, and he praised: "You all learn to do it, like Chen Hao, skipping the variable y and x, and directly drawing the auxiliary line A A′ for verification, which is definitely the fastest way!" Chen Hao, that's good! Progress is so fast, so that in time, one day you will be able to surpass the teacher..."
When the bell rang after class, all the girls surrounded Chen Hao like crazy, Yun Yu left tears of excitement on the side, and even the "school bully" Tu Pengyi squeezed up and slapped Chen Hao's thin shoulder with one of his bear paws: "Dude! Attaboy! ”
Chen Hao looked at the almost finished chalk in his hand in a daze, and his ears seemed to sound the song "Daimyo Dingding": "Fate is born and fate is extinguished, it turns out that it is just Zhuang Zhou's dream of turning into a butterfly, heaven and earth grow with me, all things are one with me, I am everywhere all the time, I am just a few wisps of green smoke..."
It turns out that "Infernal Affairs" is really everywhere all the time, and the chalk in his hand is the microphone that Sa Dingding took backwards, and the solution to the blackboard is a falsetto double reed performed by him and "Infernal Affairs"...