Chapter 12: You and I Are a Sick Cat (3)

The fun continues!

When the salted fish were still "turning over and singing slaves", Fei Yang and Xia Xia had already entered another high CAO. The so-called "full of wine and food and lust", when Xia Xia happily circled among the cadres of all grades, she couldn't help but care about Fei Yang's personal problems like every elder.

"Miss, what kind of man can enter your old man's eyes?" She asked.

"Appearance is the right way! So, handsome! Must be handsome..."Fei Yang looked up from a pile of stolen exam papers and slammed his saliva.

"Chen Hao! Chen Hao is very handsome. Xiaxia said tentatively.

"What nonsense, people are already famous, I'm not the kind of master who pries my buddies' walls. Besides, he is not enough, he is a little thinner, a little naïve, not elegant enough, not cold and resolute enough..."Fei Yang fingers picked his lips, his eyes narrowed into a slit.

"Do you want to hold a Feiyang boyfriend selection competition?" Xia Xia sat on the small sofa in Feiyang's room, knocked the melon seeds in her hand, and sneered.

"Hee-hee, I thought! It's a pity that my father is not Wang Jianlin, and no one spent 100 million yuan to choose 'Internet celebrity harem' for me. ”

"However, you are an all-powerful 'Infernal Affairs'! How about Ouyang Rui in 455? Xiaxia's eyes were shining, if Chen Hao was a school grass, Ouyang Rui was definitely the number one male god in the city's No. 1 Middle School.

"This..."Fei Yang smacked his pen and smiled obscenely: "But, sister, why don't you do it yourself?" The male god and the goddess can also be called a good story. Fei Yang wanted to mention Wenxuan, but the words came to his mouth and swallowed again.

"I don't want it." Xia Xia replied arrogantly: "Handsome? What's the use of handsome? My dad still—" She shut up halfway through speaking.

"Alright, Bingo! Ouyang Rui! Congratulations on entering my Feiyang's roster of harem beauties! Fei Yang hurriedly turned the words back to herself: "But, sister, what should I do?" You can't let the 'Infernal Affairs' send a command: Go! Shake off those flies around you, your little tail and fall in love with Fei Yang. ”

"Don't worry, there is a sister covering you, this little thing is as easy as a hand!" Xia Xia patted her chest and continued to knock the melon seeds: "Do you know how to make a man fall in love with the heroine forever?" ”

"That's it!" Fei Yang put down the pen and slapped her face twice, making her cheeks crimson, she fanned her eyelashes, blinked her eyes, and bit her lip...

"Poof-" Xiaxia laughed, she still looked at Fei Yang with the melon seed shell: "The teeth are exposed, and there are vegetable leaves on them, it's disgusting!" ”

"You taught you that." Fei Yang said aggrievedly, she got up and walked to the makeup mirror, "Is there one?" She opened her mouth.

Xia Xia said proudly behind Fei Yang: "Tease you, dead girl!" Who asked you to follow the example of Dongshi, so ugly that I Xiaxia-style flirtatious moves. ”

"So what?" Fei Yang faced the makeup mirror, picked up the lipstick and touched her lips red, then walked to the door, grabbed the door frame with one hand, and touched her upturned thighs with the other. "La-la-la-la...," she said, pole dancing.

"you!" Xia Xia threw all the melon seeds in her hand at Fei Yang.

"Uncle, you are so bad! Almost hurt your little liver! Fei Yang picked up the melon seeds on the ground, sat back on the chair with his head scratched, cocked his orchid fingers and knocked the melon seeds, and continued to say: "Thank you, thank you uncle for the reward." ”

Xia Xia laughed like crazy, and after a while, she calmed down, shook her head and said, "It seems that the words charming and sexy are insulated from your life." ”

"Nonsense, people are still young..."Fei Yang is still in the play.

"You know the story of The Mermaid, right?" Xiaxia ignored her.

"Master Xing's "Mermaid"? The story of the domineering president who fell in love with me, suddenly changed his temperament to a kind person, and then became enthusiastic about environmental protection and finally sacrificed his life to save me? ”

"That? Forget it, I don't owe Xing Ye a movie ticket anymore. I'm talking about the original Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale "The Mermaid", similar to the contemporary novels "The North Sea Sleeps in the North Sea", "I Love You, Guilty of Guilt", "The Hidden Wife of the Cold Face President", ......"

"Stop! I won't allow you to defile Lord Xing and Hans Christian Andersen! Fei Yang protested.

Xia Xia was a little embarrassed, she corrected and said: "Actually, I don't read much of these sand sculpture literature, but do you understand why they are so sand sculptures, and they have been at the top of the list for many years?" ”

Fei Yang held her mouth and protested in a low voice: "This kind of novel is simply an insult to women. ”

Xiaxia ignored it, and she continued, "Because they all reveal one truth: men desire to be saved! Why did the prince marry that girl, because 'she saved my life, so I want to marry her.' Why did Gu Beichen fall in love with his sister when he turned around, because he knew that it was not his sister who saved him, but the sister who was once extremely disliked by him. So, if you want a man to fall in love with you forever, that is to save him! Xiaxia finally finished her theory.

"Save the man! Save Ouyang Rui! Such a program lasted for two full days in the discussion between the two, and on the third day they were finally ready to put it into action.

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The sophomore year of high school is coming to an end, and the pledge mobilization meeting for the third year of high school was held in the school gymnasium. On this day, the students wore neat school uniforms and waited for the class as a collective. Fei Yang stood in the line of 452, and she exchanged glances with 451's Xia Xia from a distance: Xia Xia raised her eyebrows, and she nodded; Xiaxia raised her right hand, and she responded with an OK gesture. She confidently touched the shiny ball head, quietly tidied up the crop top skirt in her school uniform, and smiled and cast her eyes on the rippling pool outside the gymnasium.

"Enter the third year of high school and let your dreams fly!" The prefect took the lead in taking the oath, the previous outstanding students of Tsinghua University admitted students exchanged experiences, the students at the conference listened carefully and remembered carefully, and the principal made a concluding speech, putting forward new hopes and new requirements for the students in the third semester of high school...

Everything unfolded in an orderly manner, and Fei Yang quietly turned his head to look at Class 455 from time to time. The boy in 455 stood out from the crowd, with a proud raised jaw and a water chestnut. Fei Yang retracted her gaze, and on the way, she felt the sword light and blood, and the middle finger under her long sleeve stood up. Rob with the master? The master is a super "Infernal Affairs", you just wait for the blood to flow into a river and corpses all over the field!

"Huh!" She couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Shhhh

An hour later, everyone lined up to leave the gymnasium. Fei Yang sometimes stepped sideways to tie his shoes, and sometimes turned back to find his notebook, so that he could easily get to the back of the line. She and her classmates from Class 455 ushered in the unrestrained sunshine in the summer outside the gymnasium, the sunshine was sweet and drunken toffee, and it was sticky and juicy oranges; The sun spiked like a fairy flying through the dense branches, imprinting sparkling spots of light on the ground and in the pool. Fei Yang spread out her balls, letting her long, silky, orange-scented hair flutter willfully with the dragonflies in the woods.

"It's time!" She threw herself at Ouyang Rui with longing, cunning, and lewd smiles...

"Ahh

Fei Yang, who was closest to the pool, elegantly unzipped her school uniform and took off her dragged school pants in the midst of screams and scrambles, and she looked up with a smile. However, the smile froze!

"I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense! This is definitely not what I want!"

This is definitely not a picture of Fei Yang and Xia Xia's premeditated plan! Fei Yang and Xia Xia thought that what was next: Fei Yang jumped into the pool in a perfect arc, like a mermaid, dancing in the water with her long hair and gauze skirt, and sprinkled the light of salvation on the prince who was struggling in the water...... But the reality is: the swimming pool, which was still quiet and only had water left, was suddenly filled with dumplings, and the splashes of water were dazzling!

The male god fell into the water? Oh yes! Let's go! Who else is this once-in-a-millennium opportunity?

For a while, almost all the girls in the second year of high school became divers, and after the birds flew together, Fei Yang only had bulging school uniforms and grassy hair on the water in front of him.

Where is Ouyang Rui?! Where is the male god? Where's my first love?

Fei Yang looked at the vast water, but there was no place to speak! This picture can definitely be used as "corpses cover the wilderness, blood flows like rivers, grievances are full of mountains and rivers, and crying in heaven and earth." "To describe! But the winner of this martial arts competition is not the superpower "Infernal Affairs"!

Shame on you!

However, the more humiliating ones are yet to come! Above the vast corpse, only her gauze skirt was flying! The jagged white sheer roamed in the wind between her long bare legs. "Uh-" She suddenly came to her senses under the surprised and obscene gazes of the boys, and hurriedly covered the short white vest on her navel with her hands. But the white thighs and slender waist have long been "called" by the boys. "Beauty!" Tu Pengyi exclaimed with drooling.

The second year of high school is a watershed and turning point in his life, and Feiyang, who is about to cross the mountains, called this event the Battle of Bali Bridge.

"It's miserable—"

For the rest of her sophomore year of high school, the behind-the-scenes hero listened to the music "Goodbye Police" in "Infernal Affairs" and her first love, and said goodbye to her magnificent sophomore year...

"It's miserable—"

When she saw Ouyang Rui coming out of the school medical office, she silently tuned the music to "Erquan Reflecting the Moon", the former male god was lame, his hands were wrapped in gauze, and his extremely handsome cheeks were full of nail prints of salvation...