Volume 1: Yuan Pu Anthology The romance of the old Gui family

There is an inconspicuous peach blossom mountain in southwest Luxi, there is a willow river at the bottom of the mountain, and there is a Yunmeng village on the riverside. There is a family surnamed Gui in the village, and the old couple has two sons and a daughter, and they are now married. Not only is the family rich and powerful in the village, but also the people are prosperous and the children and grandchildren are full, and the family is happy and happy.

When it comes to the Gui family, almost everyone in the village knows about women, children, and children, and even the five or seven villages within a radius are also famous. In particular, his family's affair is even more well-known, and it is still a boring conversation among the villagers of Yunmeng Village after tea and dinner.

The ancients had a saying: "The principle of the world, the husband advocates it, and the woman follows." Originally, it referred to the feudal society's belief that wives must obey their husbands, and later compared husband and wife to get along well.

But when it came to Lao Gui's house, it became "the matter of clouds and rain, the husband advocates, and the woman is also", which is deduced into "husband and wife messing around, male thieves and prostitutes", and at the same time, it also invisibly caused a butterfly effect that harms immorality and immorality. Under the leadership and influence of Lao Gui and his wife, the Gui family staged scenes of romance and farce in Yunmeng Village.

When Lao Gui was young, because of his wealthy family and lack of discipline, he liked to touch flowers everywhere to find flowers and ask willows, looking for flowers and willows, and he looked like a prodigal. Later, I was introduced to my current wife and got together, but it didn't start well.

After a long time, I slowly found that my wife was not only lazy at home and did things that liked the bed, but also scratched her head and made gestures with some indiscreet men outside. Dressed is also fashionable and avant-garde, I like to show my proud figure as much as possible outside half-hidden and half-visible, and those witticisms that are not salty or light come out of my mouth.

Lao Gui looked at it and secretly thought to himself, it turned out that he was still a fellow practitioner. Anyway, everyone is not a good thing, as long as they know how to get money from home, no one will suffer anyway, but everyone knows it. Within a few years of marriage, they gave birth to two sons and a daughter under hard work, and the family was very happy.

By chance, Lao Gui and his wife were very popular with the acquaintances in the village, not only eating and drinking well, but also a lot of potential benefits. The two of them are combined, and their husbands and wives are both old and have both children and daughters, and the family is huge, which just meets the basic requirements of knowing customers.

And the old ghost's wife is beautiful and sexy, and she is very popular, which is the best condition for being a female acquaintance. After the two of them put it together, they first went to the street to buy an abandoned house, cleaned it up and opened a store.

Then he respectfully invited the village's big acquaintances to his home for a few meals, during the banquet Lao Gui frequently toasted, and his wife frequently sent autumn waves at the right time.

That big acquaintance is also an expert in Fengyue Field, and he hit it off and agreed to take her to make her debut, and he swore that he would make her the second acquaintance in the village in less than a year.

The rural intellectuals in southwest Lu have great practical enforcement rights in their hands, and there will be one or two big intellectuals in each natural village. In red and white affairs, the master will generally hand over all the executive power to them, and they will have full authority to make overall arrangements for the commander.

The general group of acquaintances is a male prime minister's big acquaintance and a female acquaintance who is specifically responsible for handling the affairs of female guests, plus a special statistics of the incoming and outgoing accounts.

Under normal circumstances, a good acquaintance is indeed wholeheartedly considerate of the host family, handle all matters with due diligence, and serve all matters in this matter perfectly. But slowly, the nature of some unscrupulous customers changed, from a job of serving the township to a tool for their own profit.

Not only does he eat and drink from the sea, but he is not a valuable thing from the Lord's house. From peppercorns, aniseed oil seasonings, to tobacco and alcohol, and so on.

There is also a big income, that is, everything used in the matter is purchased from its own special channels, and then a certain profit is made from it.

For example, the tobacco and alcohol, chicken, fish, meat and eggs, as well as where the cooks are used, where the band is invited, etc., they have to extract a certain amount of rebates from them.

Afterwards, the host family should solemnly take out a certain gift to thank him. After a thing, as the main acquaintance, it is also an objective income.

Especially the female acquaintance, mainly to serve the mother's wife, not only live lightly, but also have many hidden benefits.

And the people in the village are quite face-saving, even if they have a clear understanding, they generally won't offend them for this, because first, they don't think it's worth it, and second, their mouths are not easy to eat.

Lao Gui took a fancy to this point, so he made up his mind to let her squeeze into this industry.

Under the full preparation and active operation of their husband and wife, coupled with her dark box operation, and with the vigorous support of the lustful big acquaintance, it didn't take long for her to become a female acquaintance in the village as she wished.

Yunmeng Village is a large village nearby, with almost 3,000 people. Since Lao Gui's wife became a female confidant, their family has not worried about eating and drinking every day.

At that time, next door to Lao Gui's house, there was a station managed by the Agricultural Materials Purchasing Station that specialized in purchasing, slaughtering and selling live pigs, commonly known as the "Food Station".

The food station was very popular in the 80s. Due to various conditions, the average family at that time rarely ate pork all year round.

Of course, the staff who work at the food station can eat those scraps and some rich products every day.

Lao Gui's wife smelled the rich fragrance wafting from next door every day, and began to make up their minds, after all, there are not red and white things in the village every day.

Under Lao Gui's pretending to be deaf and dumb, she just used a little trick to take down a half-pull leader of the food station who was still in his forties and was still playing a bachelor.

Since then, a steady stream of leftovers and rich products have slipped from the low wall into the temple of Lao Gui's family, of course, under the premise that everyone is happy.

With the improvement of living conditions, Lao Gui's waist slowly bulged, and he was no longer satisfied with simply eating and drinking, and after long-term observation, he started the idea of collective industry in the village. At that time, there was a honeycomb coal plant with good efficiency in the village, which was the main collective industry in the village.

In that era of energy scarcity and environmental protection, there was no new energy in rural life, and even the normal power supply was unstable. Rural people cook and heat every day, except for the primitive branches and straws, which is this honeycomb coal.

In the relatively closed rural environment at that time, the honeycomb coal plant was a very profitable collective industry, and it was generally directly managed by the village committee. After Lao Gui took a fancy to it, he boldly germinated the idea of contracting by himself.

After making up his mind, Lao Gui actively approached the village committee on the one hand, and flattered the party secretary of the family by inviting guests and giving gifts every day; On the other hand, let his wife go out in person, and throw herself into the arms of the branch secretary to welcome it.

It didn't take long for the husband and wife to break the last line of defense of the branch secretary with carefully prepared sugar-coated shells. After a pretentious routine, Lao Gui successfully contracted this honeycomb coal plant.

Under the protection of tacit cooperation and close friendship, Lao Gui really made a lot of money in the years when he contracted the honeycomb coal plant, and gradually became a powerful family in the village.

Gradually, Lao Gui began to feel that he had paid too much for this family over the years, and he seemed to have really wronged himself. He secretly made up his mind that while he was still alive and well, he must make up for it to make up for all these years.

Since then, Lao Gui has not only intensified eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling outside, but also started the idea of the young girls and daughters-in-law around him. By arranging to go to work in the factory and giving more benefits in private, under his soft grinding and hard bubbles, he really won a few little girls and daughters-in-law who love to be greedy and cheap in the factory, and even shamelessly stretched out his hand to his nephew and daughter-in-law.

Until one day, he was sued by a decent little daughter-in-law for hooliganism. Not only did he lose a lot of money that time, but he was also beaten up by his family, and in the end, he really ate chicken and lost a handful of rice. Since then, I've been honest for a while, but the dog can't change its.

After the scar healed, I heard that he used a lot of money to get his daughter-in-law, and it was rumored that he was still not clean with his daughter-in-law's family. Anyway, these are rumored to have noses and eyes, maybe he didn't dare to provoke outside, so he had to start nearby.

There is still a big joke in the village about Lao Gui, saying that he and his son-in-law played the same young lady on the same day in the flower hotel on the roadside.

It is said that one day, Lao Gui went to an informal hotel on the side of the road to "have fun", and he had just put his bicycle into the store. It happened that a thug from the same village was here with his son-in-law on an errand, and he happened to pass by the hotel.

The little gangster inadvertently caught a glimpse of Lao Gui entering the door, and this kid suddenly had a bad heart. said to Lao Gui's son-in-law, who didn't pay attention to anything, it's still early, or let's play here first and then go. I heard that two Northeast Xiaoni just came here two days ago, it is very delicious, let's try it today, don't worry that I will treat you today.

Lao Gui's son-in-law was not a womanizer who didn't enter the door alone, but when he heard it, he immediately agreed. The bastard pulled over the motorcycle, deliberately delaying the purchase of cigarettes and water.

He secretly estimated that the time was almost up, so he slowly walked to the door of the flower hotel. Lao Gui's son-in-law was about to push the door in, when Lao Gui happened to come out of it unsatisfied.

In that instant, the two men looked at each other.

This is the little gangster who smiled evilly and said: "What is the matter, there are two masters who do this." Haha, it's okay, there's no outsider here anyway, hahahahaha. ”

It is said that neither father nor son ever mentioned it afterwards, as if it had never happened.

Lao Gui's wife not only has a big problem with her life style, but also likes to get something for nothing, and often sneaks around outside. Because she stole things, there was also a "Taoyuan Turmoil" that had a far-reaching impact on Lao Gui's family.

At that time, the rural land had not been contracted for a long time, and there were not many orchards here, so peach orchards were naturally rare in the local area, and the price of peaches was relatively high.

Every time during the peach harvest season, some naughty and naughty children in the village and some idle lazy people who like to get something for nothing often go to other people's peach orchards to steal peaches.

It doesn't matter if a child steals a few once in a while. But sometimes adults not only steal food, sometimes they have to steal to sell, but also use their pockets to pick a large number of pounds, and they have to steal dozens of catties at a time.

Due to the fact that everyone's economic conditions were not very good at that time, a bag of peaches was also a considerable amount of money, and it would be at least a few hundred yuan larger now. Children generally catch it, that is, scold a few words, at most they are angry and kick a few feet in the ass, and even if they are scared and scared, they are naughty children after all.

But the nature of being caught stealing is different, and they are usually sent to the village security team for formal processing. Not only did they have to double the fines, but they also had to be beaten, and sometimes they had to broadcast to the whole village on loudspeakers.

At that time, this was a very humiliating event, after all, the villagers' circle of activities at that time was very small, and they still valued their reputation.

On this day, Lao Gui's wife looked at the lovely peaches that were ripe in the peach orchard, and she couldn't help but feel itchy. After a few days of careful investigation, he took advantage of the night to see the opportunity to drill into the peach orchard. First, I ate a full meal, and then picked a big one and filled it with a bag.

Just when he was slipping out on his back, he was caught by the gardener who came home early for dinner. Lao Gui's wife saw that there was no one around, so she begged the gardener to let her go this time.

The two of them dragged into the straw shed of the gardener, and when she saw the gardener's perseverance, she came up with her own trick. rubbed the tall and strong gardener's body with a sexy plump body from time to time, and the gardener was moved by her appearance after a while.

He had already heard about the romance of Lao Gui and his wife in the village, and when he saw her pretentiousness, he knew that there was a play. He smiled evilly and said, "If you don't want me to send you to the village, then you want to play with me."

Saying that, just when Lao Gui's wife pretended to be half-pushed, and half-pushed, in the semi-open-air grass shed, the two of them got up in the clouds. Afterwards, she was asked to carry the bag of peaches back.

Originally, it was supposed to be over here, who would have thought that the real orgasm was still to come. On that "field battle", Lao Gui's wife won the bid, and ten months later, Lao Gui's family gave birth to the first boy that the family had been waiting for.

The old Gui couple, who were not serious, didn't think there was anything wrong, and the whole family happily celebrated it.

But when the child reached the age of eleven or twelve, his eyebrows and eyes were exactly the same as those made by the gardener, and they were more like the gardener's daughter-in-law.

This incident was like a fire in paper, and it soon became a highlight in the village. So far, Lao Gui's eldest son has to deliberately avoid the gardeners when he sees them, which may be the most indifferent and interesting father-son weirdos in the world.

The most classic episode of Lao Gui and his wife is that in their later years, they staged jokes about turning over old accounts with each other on the street and listing each other's glorious deeds.

One day, Lao Gui, who was over the age of six, stole money from home to get along with a young daughter-in-law in the village who had a little mental problem, and was caught by his wife who had been observing for a long time. The two husbands and wives made a big fuss on the spot, scolding and scolding, and staged a full martial arts.

From pushing and tearing slowly developed into a fierce fight, from the house to the street. The last two, you pulled my hair and I pulled your ears, and rolled on the ground in the street.

Lao Gui's ears were torn apart, his wife's hair was also pulled off by him, and the faces of the two people were scratched by each other. No matter how much the neighbors persuaded each other, they couldn't pull it away, but it intensified.

Listening to the classic and shameless mutual revelation of the scandal between the two in the fight, there were more and more people watching the excitement, and the entire street was blocked after a while.

In the end, an elder on the street couldn't stand it anymore, after all, such a farce is immoral, and it has also involved some embarrassing past events in the village, which has a very bad impact on today's young people. The old man told the persuaders to call directly and ask Lao Gui's son to come and get them home.

The youngest son, who was running errands outside, hurried back after receiving the call, and when he saw this classic farce, he immediately angrily scolded and beat the old couple to the house and locked them up.

Not to mention, after this brazen old couple was really beaten and scolded by their son, I don't know if they were feeling or tired, and they really didn't make a fuss after being locked up at home.

The old people often say an old saying, "He who sows the cause will eat the effect". All the good and evil blessings in the world have their own masters in the power.

One day, what you do will be retributed, but it is just a morning and evening newspaper. Although this is an argument with a certain idealism, it does have a certain embodiment in reality.

Lao Gui and his wife indulge in lust and lust on weekdays, and they are in trouble, and they are exquisite, and they are in front of each other, and they are behind the scenes.

In the face of powerful people, they nod their heads like dogs and do everything they can to please them, treat weak and kind people to deceive and coax them, and live in one trap after another carefully designed by themselves all day long.

Even treating relatives and friends is to turn their hands into clouds and cover their hands for rain, hide knives in their smiles, and hide needles in their smiles, especially good at taking advantage of people's dangers to fall into the well.

I don't know if it's God's intentional arrangement, or if it's something else. Although Lao Gui and his wife had two sons and a daughter, the eldest son knew that it was the fruit of the gardener's labor in the eyes of the discerning people, and the second son turned out to be a congenital infertility and a finished thing.

Perhaps, this is really a delicate arrangement of fate. Fortunately, their daughter has completely inherited the excellent genes of the old couple, and finally there is no family style decline.

In the countryside at that time, there was a special system of family exchange.

One is a simple two-for-one exchange, that is, Party A marries his daughter to Party B's son, and Party B marries his daughter to Party A's son. Changing relatives sometimes involves more than two families, and is called three or four exchanges, and sometimes there are multiple changes.

At that time, in some remote and poor places, many families could not marry a daughter-in-law because of poor boys. In order to pass on the lineage, people who have daughters at the same time use their daughters as bargaining chips to exchange for a daughter-in-law for their sons.

Under the matchmaking of a professional matchmaker, the brothers and sisters of the Zhang family or sisters and the brothers and sisters of the Wang family married each other. The so-called three-for-four-for-four continuous exchange is that men and women in the family with similar conditions marry each other and exchange them at the same price as buying and selling.

Although Lao Gui's family has a big business, it has a good reputation, and ordinary people are ashamed to be close to it. The eldest son, with his diligence and ability, fell in love freely on the construction site outside and talked about a daughter-in-law from other places.

Because the daughter-in-law is from other places, and Lao Gui's family is wealthy, she also got married and had children happily. But later, in order to escape gossip, not long after marriage, the young family of the two separated and moved to the city.

But the second son is not good, he has not been a man or a woman since he was a child, and he has not had any strength and craftsmanship since he was pampered, and he has not said a daughter-in-law until he is twenty-six or seventeen.

In the countryside at that time, except for the children of powerful rich families and students studying in universities outside, the average boy had not yet decided on a marriage after twenty-three or four, so it was estimated that it was over, and almost nine times out of ten he was destined to be single.

For the sake of face, Lao Gui and his wife reluctantly thought of exchanging relatives that only poor families use, and planned to use their baby daughter to exchange a daughter-in-law for this uncompetitive son. As for how to continue the descendants after marriage, Lao Gui has already had his own clever plan for the mountain people.

Because Lao Gui's daughter followed her mother, she has been charming since she was a child, and she grew convex and backward at the age of fifteen or sixteen, which really provoked anger.

Coupled with Lao Gui's solid family background, the matchmaker completed this business with high quality in less than three months. booked a family that Lao Gui was a good match, and his reputation was really similar to his family, but the family was not ordinarily poor.

The other party obviously knew that Lao Gui's son didn't have that ability, but for the sake of his son's lifelong affairs, he couldn't manage so much.

As long as the daughter-in-law who marries is of good quality, anyway, in the end, if the family is out of business, it is the business of the Lao Gui family, and the daughter-in-law can also bring a considerable number of dowries.

Here, as soon as Lao Gui saw the other party's plump and tall girl who was taller than his daughter, he immediately liked it so much that he couldn't keep his mouth shut. It is said that from the first time he saw it, he secretly planned for his son.

After some excitement, the daughter-in-law is married into the door. When because of his son's incompetence, he was angry with his daughter-in-law who had tasted it in her mother's house. This is difficult for Lao Gui, he knows that since ancient times, there has been this truth of "fighting tiger brothers and going into battle father and son soldiers".

Soon after marriage, Lao Gui talked bitterly to his daughter-in-law and spent a lot of money, and within a few days, he began to secretly fulfill his obligations for his son.

At the beginning, the fertilizer water did not flow into the fields of outsiders, but the goods were afraid to look at the people, and after a long time, Lao Gui's old stick would not work, and it was far from meeting the needs of his daughter-in-law.

Fortunately, the seeds of hope have been planted, and Lao Gui slowly moved away from the front-line position that had achieved initial results under the scolding of the tigress at home.

The daughter-in-law looked at it, and since there were no fish in the pond, let's take a look at the river.

It turned out that Lao Gui knew that his youngest son was not tough, and deliberately cultivated a group of powerful and wealthy brothers and sisters for him, in order to help him in the future.

These boys don't have any good birds, they're all dandy prodigals, and you know what they are by name. What are the three wild mules, the two wolf lambs, the black bears, the yelling donkeys, the five foxes, and so on.

They had already heard of this daughter-in-law's fame, and with the deep understanding of their own brothers, these things slowly came up.

At this time, Lao Gui's daughter-in-law was indeed carefully taken care of by her husband and brothers, and the family suddenly became lively.

Anyway, my husband has been in battle, do you still care about these young people? It's just that Lao Gui saw it in his eyes and felt pain in his heart, and he really didn't feel good when he saw his self-reserved land being harmed by others.

One day, Lao Guizheng bumped into the son and friend of the village director who was working his daughter-in-law's bed, and muttered a few words in his heart.

As a result, he was beaten up by the village chief who was happy to help others, and ordered him to strictly abide by the village rules in the future and not to trample on ethics and morals at will.

Since being seriously educated by the village director, Lao Gui has slowly moved away from his own place with a sad heart, silently bearing the incomparable pain in his heart.

After giving birth, I don't know if my daughter-in-law has come to her senses, or if the coarse tea and light rice in the village will no longer be able to satisfy her taste of keeping pace with the times. Half a year later, she decided to go to the city to work. With the help of the do-gooders, she went into town to work as a nanny.

The male host is a certain cadre in the town who is about fifty years old and has a strong momentum, and of course he is also a very approachable "enthusiastic person".

This job is simply handy for her. She takes care of all aspects of the owner's home, especially for the male host, and is all-round and multi-level intimate care from the inside and outside.

In less than two years, with the second fortune of her angry belly, his husband was exceptionally promoted to become a foreign editor in the township.

Since then, Lao Gui's family, with their infinite loyalty to specific groups of people, has finally achieved a "career" career in which they have not even touched their ancestors eight times as much.

With the birth of the second grandson and the entry of the son into the so-called establishment, Lao Gui's waist pole instantly hardened a lot.

There is also a saying that dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes give birth to phoenixes and mice, and they will make holes, although Lao Gui's eldest son is not orthodox and has stayed away from this family, and the second son is begging for a living under his daughter-in-law's skirt.

But Lao Gui also has a descendant who can inherit the family style, plus a good daughter-in-law who is unwilling to be left behind, but the family style will not fall down.

Lao Gui's daughter has been exposed to it since she was a child in the happy atmosphere of Lao Gui's family, although she has not taught by word and deed, she has a strong ability to comprehend herself.

Before graduating from junior high school, I went out to work, and I was not happy to be free and unrestrained outside. But for the sake of his brother who was not angry, under the condition of his parents' bitter begging and a large amount of dowry, he finally had no choice but to obey the arrangement of his parents and agreed to this family business.

Although the family of the man who changed relatives was poor, Lao Gui's large dowry did not make her embarrassed. The important thing is that this man is also a veteran who is keen on Fengyue, and he is tall and strong, which is right for her appetite.

In the first few years, I indulged in sex and life without worry, and every day the two of them were not only eating, drinking, and having fun, but also night and night. But the good times didn't last long, sitting and eating all day long, plus the birth of a child, I slowly felt overstretched.

In desperation, under the persuasion of the elderly at home and relatives and friends, her husband reluctantly left with the army of migrant workers. This part-time job, the money is abundant, but the problem also comes out.

Lao Gui's daughter is used to eating full meals at night on weekdays, and this time she began to stay alone in the empty room for a long time, enduring the bedtime torment of thousands of ants every day.

Fortunately, there was no shortage of helpful and enthusiastic people in the village, so she opened the door to convenience, saying that she could not say that she could "waste" her fertile land.

Coincidentally, on this day, her man could not work because it was raining at the construction site outside, and there happened to be a village car passing by. I hitchhiked home, and in order to surprise her, I didn't even say hello beforehand.

He arrived at his house at ten o'clock in the night, and before the door was locked, he rushed into his bedroom, ready to fight her for five hundred rounds.

But as soon as I entered the room, the surprise was gone, and I was frightened. I saw my daughter-in-law lying naked on her back, and a naked man on it was sweating profusely.

At the moment when he froze, the big man fled in a panic without knowing whose clothes he touched, leaving only the two husband and wife who were stunned by each other.

The son-in-law quickly came back to his senses, fuck, this is okay, he plays with others on weekdays, how can he still be given a big green hat for free today by others to block the wind and rain.

In a fit of rage, he was beaten to his daughter-in-law with a real fist, and broke into Lao Gui's house overnight.

When he arrived at Lao Gui's house, after hearing the truth a little, Lao Gui hurriedly asked his wife to rush to his son-in-law's house overnight, and he must take care of his daughter, but don't go wrong. Then he unhurriedly took out a few side dishes from the refrigerator, took a bottle of good wine, and sat down with his son-in-law.

After two bowls of wine, Lao Gui was shy of his invulnerable old face, and enlightened his son-in-law in a serious and orderly manner.

Lao Gui said: "This woman is like the ground in the fucking slope, if you don't often fiddle with the watering, it's dull." If you really don't have time to take care of it yourself, then let others bother to take care of it, and then don't say anything more. Otherwise, it won't be useful until you come back. It's that thing, it's that thing in itself, and it's idle when it's idle. Besides, people are not in vain, you see that the farm work in your family is not done by them. If you hadn't come back, the crops would have been barren long ago. ”

After a slight pause, Lao Gui continued: "If you really make a big fuss, and when the time comes, it will be a divorce, so don't say that my old man didn't remind you." As for my delicate girl, I will be able to find a man who is eight times better than you in less than two months, and you can still have a family by yourself. And we don't have to hide it, don't you know your own, you yourself are really a fishy thing. In fact, to be a man, you have to be generous, you can't just allow your own state officials to set fires, and don't let the people light the lights, do you say that's the reason. ”

The son-in-law listened to Lao Gui's heart-to-heart education, and slowly stopped talking. began to push the cup with Lao Gui to eat and drink, and after the wine and food were full, all the wind and rain disappeared, and he lived in Lao Gui's house that day. The next day, after breakfast, I went home by myself as if nothing had happened.

(To be continued!) )