Chapter Seventy-Nine: The Midnight Shop (10)

I appreciate the words I wrote, who saw the estimate was surprised, this word is like a demon lord in the sky, I am really the god of the world.

Majestic, full of aura.

"Dude! Dude! Come and see! I've written it out!"

I shouted Brother Xu's name loudly, for the first time in my life, I did something that satisfied me, and the threshold of self-esteem was re-established, and it would not be easy for people to step on it in the future.

Hmph, now I will cultivate, what kind of hyena ghost, if you appear again, you will see if I cut him or not, it will be over!

"Really? Don't be confused!" For the first time, Brother Xu was a little surprised by what I had done.

Don't say it, my brother doesn't pretend, my brother has a showdown, my brother is a rare cultivator genius in a hundred years.

It's so simple to draw a talisman and it's vulnerable.

I held my position and knelt on the ground and fingered the charm, saying, "Look if I've drawn it!"

The moment this spell was written by me, I carefully observed with my eyes and found that from time to time, a faint golden light dyed the rune paper would be wrapped into the mantra, making the mantra more and more full. The sound of the void in a trance was telling me that it had the ability to ward off evil spirits.

"!"

Brother Xu can also see the changes in the rune paper, but he was really shocked by my spoof, how can there be a rune to draw a manipulation. Although there is nothing wrong with the words, there is something wrong with the pronunciation! Especially in the black soil of the Northeast, the four tones I fuck represent different meanings.

A shows contempt.

The second voice of the indicates doubt.

Three indicate anger.

Four sounds of surprise are expressed.

Look at the breadth and profundity of Chinese culture!

I tilted my head to the maximum angle and tried to rush him with my nostrils, and said with a faint loneliness: "Brother, it's awesome."

"Brother! I'm sorry!"

Brother Xu suddenly bowed to me, with a firm look, as if he would never get up without my forgiveness.

"Uh...... What are you sorry for? ”

I had a black question mark on my face, the first time I saw Brother Xu make such a big gift, could it be that he finally felt a pain in conscience? Think it's wrong to play with me before?

It's definitely not what I think, Brother Xu doesn't pit me, I'm not a good Brother Xu.

Sure enough, he bent down and said, "Actually, this is an experiment of mine just now, I want to use the Tao to give birth to one, life to two, two to three, and three to all things." All things are negative yin and embrace yang, and the principle of impulse and harmony is to try whether the human body can truly achieve the combination of yin and yang in a certain state according to the Tao Te Ching. ”

"And then?" I asked with a faint heart.

He continued to answer me: "Ordinary people have heavy yang or yin energy, and it is difficult to reconcile yin and yang. Because you happen to have a hundred ghost marks on your body, and the yin qi is extremely heavy, what I just passed on to you is the exclusive tantric qi practice, which can also be called qi gong. In qigong, the main thing is to absorb yang and remove yin, and strengthen the yang energy of the cultivation body itself. So when you practice qigong, you can barely achieve the combination of yin and yang, and at the same time, because the combination of yin and yang will re-breed a special essence to draw your own natal charm, which is different from the ordinary Sanqing charm, what word you write for the first time is what the word, and you can only use this one word to draw the charm in the future!"

"What are you playing?"

"The talisman you draw in the future can only be a manipulation character!"

"Fuck me!"

"I didn't lie to you, it's really a ......"

"Fuck me!"

"Why are you still stunned, kid?"

"I'm going to you M!"

"Who are you scolding?"

After I knew the result, the pain of the past came to my heart, and I burst out on the spot, pressed Brother Xu's back, and pulled his stomach to death with my left and right hands, eager to fuck him to death immediately!

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MD, brother, what's wrong!"

Brother Erman didn't recognize the situation, so he jumped on my back and wagged his tail very happily and thought: My brother can be regarded as a fight against Daxu, is it dawn!

"Don't make a fuss! Don't make a fuss!" Brother Xu laughed dryly twice and asked me to get up from him.

I didn't pay attention to him at all, my anger was 100 percent, and I scolded while opening it: "you M, you M, you can be me alone, but I will die alone, why don't you die for that good man!"

"If you fix me again, I'll fight back!"

"you M! I'll let you fight back, I'll let you fight back!"

I continued to dig at his stomach like a mad dog, my teeth itching to pull out his intestines.

Brother Erman fished in troubled waters, secretly slapped Brother Xu's two little mouths with his tail, and said with a big tongue that went crazy: "Let you buy me a mouse, and you will let me perform a fat fox hula hoop for you." Let you shake! Let you shake!"

"Face Race!"

Brother Xu stood up and pulled me down from his back. I sat on the ground with one buttock, and then he grabbed my hands with a backlash and kicked Brother Erman back on the bed: "Why is this kid so bad-tempered?"

"Woo woo woo~ I don't live anymore, I can't live this day anymore, I finally raised my head~ You gave me another pickaxe to dry the back of my head! Not alive anymore ~ Not alive anymore ~"

Think about your life, except for bad luck, bad luck is bad luck, you talk about me just seeing such a hobby, and being played by ghosts like this.

Be! The ghost is there! I also fell into the pit and dived, and I was almost killed twice because of the ghost, it's not that I'm optimistic, it's that I'm not optimistic and not brave and was scared to death early!

I finally taught me a trick to save my life, and TM is like this! In the future, if I stand up on my own and go out to work alone, people will see me write a word on the rune paper, and I will not be arrested by calling the police as a psychopath.

How do you make money? How do you soak a girl?

Despair, it's so desperate, thinking of the past, thinking about this word, I can't stop crying! Life is such a fuck up!

"Brother, why are you still crying?"

Brother Xu let go of my hand, thinking that it hurt me by using too much force just now.

I cried bitterly, lightning flashed, thundered, raindrops fell like a storm, covered my face and turned my back to Brother Xu, and choked: "You...... Later...... Can...... Don't pit me...... I'm young...... I haven't lived enough! ”

"I won't pit you in the future, okay, okay, get up!"

Brother Xu stroked my back earnestly to comfort me, he may not have meant it. Just doing an experiment, I didn't expect that it was not difficult for me to combine yin and yang to draw my own natal talisman, and I didn't expect that I could write the natal talisman as a.

Many years later, there will be one more charm in the history of folk yin-yang, manipulating characters. It is the Yin and Yang Teacher, created by the painstaking and sleepless night at dawn, and the power is incomparably powerful.

Putting aside the future for the time being, Brother Xu helped me up, kept touching my head and killing me, and comforted me very patiently.

I grabbed the charm I picked up from the ground in my hand, and said sadly and sadly: "Brother, I ask you something!"

"Say it, whatever you ask, I'll answer you today."

"You just said that when I was cultivating, I could barely maintain the yin and yang body."

"Well, that's theoretical!"

"Shhh...... Huh, hey~" I wiped my tears and said, "Then will I be a yin and yang person in the future?!"

"Uh......"