"You answer me!"

"Uh......"

"Forget it, yin and yang people are yin and yang people, what are you going to do next?"

"Let's test how powerful this spell is!"

"That's right! The essential...... There are no ghosts in this house!"

Brother Xu couldn't wait to see how powerful the spells drawn by his original exercises were, but there was nothing evil in the room.

After thinking about it, the two of us drifted our eyes to Hu Erman, who was lying on the bed pouting and pretending to be dead.

He's a demon! The Great Demon of the Spirit! How many foxes can produce one of them in the deep mountains and old forests, and the talisman drawn by a newcomer like me should not hurt him.

Brother Erman felt a wind blowing on his buttocks, pouted, closed his eyes tightly, and prayed in his heart, unable to see me, unable to see me.

I can't see him, who doesn't see him with a big ass on the bed. Indeed, Brother Erman should lose weight, I hugged him when I went to bed last night and felt fleshy, while he was sleeping, I twisted his waist, heh, the top feel, I don't know if I touch it, I am startled, and the fat is full of Dengdeng.

I lowered my head and whispered in Brother Xu's ear: "Brother, how can this charm be activated?"

"You think of a slogan for yourself or something!" Brother Xu also whispered.

"Can't see me...... Can't see me. Hu Erman is still paralyzing himself.

"Okay! I want to think about it!"

I held the spell in the palm of my hand, and began to think carefully about what the slogan is called, that is, the mantra, the words of the natal talisman are already very shy, and the mantra must be louder and domineering.

After careful consideration, I made a sword finger and pinched the charm, slammed it on Brother Erman's buttocks, and shouted loudly with words on my mouth: "The empty one is clear, and then the one is released, and I will quickly show it up by my pardon!"

Back then, I just got the name of emptiness because of a joke, and then Brother Xu inexplicably explained to me that the Zen machine is clear, and then the one is released. Empty and relieved, realize the Zen of life. Originally, I was an uneducated person, so I had to use Brother Xu's words as a spell formula, and the last half of the sentence was barely made up with the ancient Chinese I knew.

"Whew~"

The spell sent out a flash of fire under my guidance, igniting a few hairs behind Brother Erman's buttocks, and Brother Erman's unprecedented wolf howl, but how do I feel like he is screaming after being comfortable?

The fire was quickly extinguished, and Brother Erman's face turned red and turned his head shyly: "Brother, can you come with me again~ It's very comfortable......"

"Uh......" Brother Xu and I froze.

A second later, I shouted again, "Oh I'm a dog!" Wei Hongxu, you must give me an explanation today!"

"Brother, it's okay, you just practice more! It's hard at the beginning, it's going to be fine! Obedient, go to bed early, go to work tonight, I have to work overnight, I'll go first! We'll see you later. ”

Brother Xu saw that something was wrong, so he put down a sentence and turned around and ran, ran back to his bedroom and locked the door, afraid that I would kill him in a fit of rage.

“wd

MD, brother, come back to me again. ”

Brother Erman propped up his ass with his legs and writhed back and forth at me, wanting me to give him a shot, and find the incomparable and beautiful touch that only existed for a second just now.

"What's the matter, I can only do one shot a day now...... Too tired. And you didn't see him Wei Peel said! He said that we have to go to work tonight, and we will go to work all night, and you are your sister-in-law's talisman and horse, you don't have to be afraid. I can't! I still have to save up to buy a house and find a daughter-in-law! ”

I walked to the bed and my body was not weak, but it was a little empty, fierce as a tiger in front of the painting, and HelloKitty in the back of the painting.

When Erman saw me walk to the bed, he finally showed the cute side of the animal, and his fat face rubbed against me pitifully and said, "Then you must promise me tomorrow and come with me again!" Use a little bit of strength next time to make me feel a little more refreshed. ”

"Okay, okay, come on, Lao Tie, weren't you sleepy just now! Let's go back to the cage and make up for it, maybe we will depend on each other in the future. ”

I took off my clothes, only one pants remained, and I lay on the left side of the bed covered with a quilt, and after last night's feelings warmed up, Brother Erman skillfully broke away from my hands and poured into my arms.

Life is so good now, I eat well and sleep well, and my life is guaranteed.

Let some fucking natal talisman die!

At half past seven in the evening, Brother Xu woke me up on time for dinner, dinner was still four dishes and one soup, although the dishes were the same, but not enough to eat, it was really delicious.

After eating, we cleaned up, and my sister-in-law went back to the bedroom to watch ghost movies, and she didn't mean to go downstairs with us.

Brother Erman sat on my neck with great interest, and the two fox paws were held by my hands, which is called riding the neck in the Northeast dialect, and the father generally asked his son to ride the neck...... Anyway, Brother Erman wanted to ride my neck when he got up at night, I really don't know what it means, we don't dare to say or ask. I can't scratch me in a hurry, I'll have to rely on him to cover me in the future.

After going downstairs, Erman got down from my neck, and the lazy sheep lay in the corner of the table, acting as the lucky cat mascot.

"Go, stick this on the door at dawn." Brother Xu handed me a piece of printed A5 paper and a circle of non-stick blades, and the paper was printed with a few black characters: Our store sells cold milk tea and coffee.

The plaque was not done so I had to use paper to post the façade will be on it, there are no big bars or hotels nearby, like the Arabian Square, Antarctic Street or something A slightly prosperous area is far from us, I don't expect to make money, it doesn't matter if I have a job or not, just be happy.

I scratched the film with a blade and pasted the paper squarely in the middle of the FRP gate.

After I pasted it, Brother Xu didn't know where he took out a Fuzhou-style large round red shop lantern, took a long plug row and hung it on a hook at the top of the door, the bright light hit the ground, and the black sky was a little red and a little seeping.

After hanging the lantern, I followed Brother Xu into the house: "What are you hanging the lantern for?"

"The red lantern is for the living, and at twelve o'clock in the evening you are going to change the red lantern to a white lantern, and the white lantern is placed under the table."

"It's gaha to hang white lanterns?"

"For the dead."

The lanterns are mostly red, and the lanterns represent joy and joy, a tradition that dates back to the Western Han Dynasty more than 2,000 years ago.

The red lantern has evolved into a symbol of festivity, just like the Chinese New Year couplet

White lanterns are the opposite, who will hang white lights in front of their homes, one is the paper industry, which is a shop that picks up the dead and sells funeral supplies. One is to indicate that someone in the family has died and needs to mourn.

It all means that hanging white lanterns is very frustrating, and I think that it may be that hanging white lanterns will be used to attract ghosts, Brother Xu said that he wants to take over the business of ghosts.

Thinking of this reason, I asked again, "Is the white lantern used to attract ghosts?"

"No, it's to tell the lonely ghosts that this place can provide rest and what they want." After Brother Xu explained, he paused and said, "What really attracts ghosts...... It's you. ”