"Write a published book, or an online novel?" We walked up the stairs side by side.

The young lady smiled softly, and there was a little smugness in her expression: "I write online novels."

"Oh, I heard that writing online articles has made a lot of money in the past two years, and many gods have tens of millions of royalties, how did your husband write?"

I want to give myself a slap in the face, but this is a guy who has bad grades, so he won't talk about the topic to death.

Fortunately, through the sweet expression of the young lady, I judged that her husband should not have hit the street.

"It's okay, I can earn twenty or thirty thousand yuan a month, and at the same time, the pressure is very high, I can't go back to the house a few times a month, and my cervical spine is about to break down when I sit in front of the computer, and it's hard to make money now."

I nodded in agreement with her words, I still understand the online article, treat this thing as a part-time job to make some quick money, if you want to become a full-time writer and make a living by writing novels, it's too difficult and too difficult. The big waves sweep the sand, and how many street writers can be killed when a wave falls.

"When I first met him in the early years, he lived on what website is called a subsistence allowance of 1,000 yuan a month, I don't know what the inspiration of the first two years exploded, and it became popular all of a sudden, and when he had the money to buy a house, he proposed to me, he loved me very much, and he didn't dislike me for being the wife of the chaff."

To be honest, the young lady's appearance can beat a lot of Internet celebrities, but her heart is not swollen, and she is quite pragmatic.

I wished them both a happy life in my heart, and at the same time swore an oath, "Isn't that good, I must help you get rid of the filthy things in your house tonight."

"Okay, you have to see what's wrong, my sister asked your brother-in-law to wrap you a big red envelope."

While talking, the two of us walked to the fourth floor, and the young lady used the key to open the security door with the house number 403.

She went into the room and I followed.

The living room area in the house is more than three points on the first floor of my shop, the leather sofa LCD network TV, the big fish tank used to decorate the house has seven or eight red carp, and all kinds of potted plants are placed next to the fish tank, which fully shows that the young lady is a person who loves life.

I went into the room and looked down into the living room, and saw a man who could be twenty-seven or eighteen years old.

This man's hair was full of oil, and he had not been washed for seven or eight days, wearing a red shoulder, green trousers, crossed legs, slippers on his feet, and his body swinging regularly.

In front of him was a Dell desktop computer, a 23.6-inch monitor, and his hands were on the Smurfs mechanical keyboard, and the fingers were not thick or long, and they were not as beautiful as hand models.

Both hands keep typing on the keyboard,And the running speed should be the legendary pinnacle of the three-finger Zen,When typing, it is not a finger that will move after pressing the key and the next finger,But three fingers come out together,Almost at the same moment of the key,It can also ensure that the pinyin is not messed up。

The speed of the code word is fast, he wears a headphone around his neck to play lyrical music, his head is crooked in the gaming chair, and he squints at the computer screen.

"She leads him into the haunted house and sees the owner of the house writing a novel......

Men muttered while coding words, most people should have this habit, when reading books or writing articles, they like to read while whispering to themselves.

I was far away from him, so I didn't hear what he was saying.

"Husband~ Don't write it, I'm bringing my friend back."

The young lady gave me a look of shame, took out two pairs of slippers in the shoe cabinet, gave me the slightly larger blue one, and she put on her pink girly rabbit head slippers and walked towards her husband.

Affectionately hugged his husband's neck: "Let's go wash our hair later, okay?"

"It turned out that she was the mistress of this house, put her arms around the man's neck, and urged the man to wash his hair, but the man didn't pay attention to him, and took care of his own code, and the hostess didn't notice anything strange in the room, but the ghost catcher master she invited smelled a foul smell in the room."

He continued to mumble crazy codewords, speaking at the same speed as his hands, and no one could understand what he was saying.

"Cut, did that forget me?"

I was not very happy to change my shoes, but I looked carefully at the house, in addition to the living room, there were four rooms, a kitchen, a small balcony, a toilet, a master bedroom and a side bedroom, and the house sat north and faced south, and the light was very good.

"The house was ok for lighting...... It's not like a haunted...... What smells so bad? ”

I sniffed my nose and smelled a familiar stench, but I couldn't remember where I had smelled it, and I even wondered if I was covered with sweaty feet.

"The hostess introduced the origin of the ghost catcher to the male host, and the male host reacted at this time." He continued to type on the keyboard and wrote.

The young lady let go of her hand and played the man's brain, expressing her dissatisfaction: "Hey! You can't hear me, this master is from the bubble tea shop near our house, the haunted bubble tea shop you went to when you went out to film, I invited people to open it because I was so talkative, you can say hello to them. ”

"Huh? Hello hello, Master. ”

The man's eyes remained on the computer screen, and he said hello to me

"Stop writing! Get up and say hello! Make the problem clear, and we can sleep comfortably at night! ”

The young lady lifted the man's ears and forcibly picked the man up from the gaming chair.

"Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, I was wrong, don't drag it." The man took off his headphones and begged for mercy with his hands folded to the young lady, as if worshipping the Buddha.

Oh, I'm still a prostitute who is afraid of his daughter-in-law.

I thought to myself, and then the corners of my mouth turned up slightly, and I raised my head to a forty-five degree angle, pretending to be unfathomable, and said, "Take me to the bedroom where you two were staring at what time."

"Okay, it's across the kitchen." The young lady pointed to the bedroom door and said.

At this time, I noticed that the most simple and clear taboo in feng shui was that he could not open the door outside the door, window to window, and try to ensure that the door was not to the window.

The decoration layout is that the kitchen and the master bedroom face each other, the toilet is in the other corner, and the side bedroom is just opposite the toilet door. Although there are a lot of large decorations in the living room, because of the small population of the family, it seems that the popularity and yang are insufficient, and they are empty.

I didn't say much, I really didn't know much about Feng Shui, and every morning when I had breakfast, I heard Brother Xu and his sister-in-law talk a few words, and I barely understood the consciousness.

Feng Shui Feng Shui, there is wind and water, the wind is the spiritual wind, and the water is the living water.

If you want to keep the feng shui at home normal, it is a good choice to open the windows for ventilation frequently, and only by having air circulation can the turbidity accumulated at home, because of the resentment and hatred generated by the quarrel, etc., disperse in a hurry.

However, the wind should not be too strong, and if it is blown by strong wind for a long time, it will have the opposite effect.

With such a pattern like the young lady's house, I have to ask a professional feng shui person to break the trouble, and I can't do anything.

After entering the bedroom, it is more proper, and there is a rectangular mirror facing the bedroom door that can reflect the whole person's body.

According to Feng Shui, install a mirror, which will destroy the magnetic field in the room. It is best not to install large mirrors in the bedroom, which will cause problems such as neurasthenia for the occupants of the bedroom

I turned to the young lady who was following me and said helplessly, "Uh...... How did you decorate this house? ”

"Lao Zhang! Come over to me!"

The young lady could guess that there might be a problem with the decoration of the house when she saw my constipated expression, so she shouted the man's nickname and asked him to come over.

"It's coming, it's coming."

Originally, Lao Zhang wanted to sit back in the gaming chair codeword, and he really wrote the key plot, and the last few lines of the document were that the ghost catcher master entered the house and found that there was a problem with feng shui, and the hostess shouted at the male owner and wanted to ask him.

When he left the living room, the keyboard was actually pressed, and there was no sound to continue to write the plot.

The main thing is that now there is not a single living person in the living room!