The square area of the bedroom alone is more than 50 square meters, mainly equipped with a wardrobe and a hollow wooden bed, enough for three people to toss around in bed. Equipped with a high-end Simmons spring mattress, I feel that this bed is comfortable no matter what you do.

There was also a low cabinet next to the bed, on which were placed umbrellas, raincoats, a certain brand of lubricants, whips and handcuffs, and other indescribable items.

Facing the bed is a floor-to-ceiling window, through which you can clearly see the opposite residential building, and the window is open, and the cold wind blows in at night, causing the air in the house to be fresh but also a little cold.

I stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows and stared at the residential buildings opposite and began to think, at this time, many residents had turned off the lights and rested, but counting the single-window bedrooms with six floors, the lights were bright, and there were short-haired men walking back and forth.

Seeing this scene, I probably had the answer in my heart.

I turned to the young lady and asked, "What time do you two usually have sex?"

"That's pretty much it, what's wrong?" The young lady replied with a question mark on her face.

I said solemnly: "You two do something now, just when I don't exist."

"Huh?" The husband and wife were stunned at the same time.

I continued to order, "Quick, do what you two have to do."

"Why?"

"There's no time to explain, let's drive."

After I said this, I hid behind the curtain of the floor-to-ceiling window, and when I opened the corner of the curtain, I could clearly see every move in the outside world.

Since opening my eyes, not only can I see ghosts, but my vision is much better than before, and if I carry forward this trick, I can treat many myopia.

The young lady saw that I was hiding behind the curtains in a hurry, and instead of pretending to be reserved, she turned her head and kissed her husband's thick lips.

The jade hand kept stroking on his husband's chest, wandering wantonly.

The two of them are about to have a bloody battle of the century that will go off when they wipe their guns, and they will not stop doing it.

I was not focused on that, my eyes were fixed on the lit dwelling.

Five minutes later, the two of them have a warm-up for foreplay, and to continue to develop the plot, the young lady with her strong personality is bound to be a battle of yin and yang at the peak of the earth.

Just when the clouds and rain were turning, there were many translucent souls floating outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, and ordinary people couldn't see them with the naked eye.

Of course, I've noticed the changes, but the core problem isn't these lonely ghosts.

Sure enough, the horse's feet were finally revealed. My eyes looked through the lonely ghost and saw that the man in the window opposite had finally stopped moving. First, he opened the window and leaned against the bed and poked his head out to look this way.

Maybe I felt that it was boring to see clearly, and I turned around and didn't know how to take out a monocular white astronomical telescope.

Use the bracket to prop the telescope on the windowsill, and adjust the angle just to clearly see the every move of the young lady and her wife.

Now that this scum voyeur has been lured out, of course I can't let him succeed.

Lifting the curtains, I pressed my temples with my thumbs on both hands, bobbing my other fingers back and forth, my tongue reaching to the limit, rolling my eyes and pretending to be a hanged man.

Obviously, my appearance is very useful, and when I turned my face and looked at it again, the peeping buddy was nowhere to be found, and I guessed that I should have fallen on his bed in fright.

"Okay you two, put on your clothes, I've found the root of the problem."

I took out my wallet intently, rummaged through and took out an ordinary yang charm and pasted it in the window to test, and calmly said the formula: "The empty one is clear, and then the one is released, and it will be quickly revealed by my edict!"

The spell seems to have a golden light, expelling the lonely ghosts watching the excitement outside the window.

I waited until all the lonely souls and wild ghosts outside the window were beaten by the power of my spell and disappeared, and then they turned their heads after they got dressed: "Sister, come over here."

"Huh?"

The young lady buttoned up her shirt and walked up to me.

"You scream twice." I was not moved by the beauty in the slightest, and said calmly.

"What do you mean?"

"It's just that you can scream whenever you want, and you scream when you rush open the window." I pointed to the window.

"Oh!" She obeyed my instructions and walked to the front of the floor-to-ceiling window, really loud and emotional, rhythmic, as if there was a spring breeze blowing in her face, shouting: "Ah~ah~ah~"

Listening to this, my bones were crispy, and I finally understood that Brother Zhang's dark circles definitely didn't come out of staying up all night, it must be something that came out.

With such a daughter-in-law, no one has kidney deficiency after fatigue.

When she screamed for a full minute, and I got used to it, the mutation suddenly happened again.

"Good day!" It's a voice from downstairs.

"Smack!" The applause is coming from upstairs.

"Ri Miao!"

"Smack!"

"The croaking of the sun!"

"Bang Bang!"

"You're really awesome, bro!"

"Smack!"

A few words and a few clapps and applause were seamless, as if they had been rehearsed a long time ago.

Frightened, the young lady's screaming stopped abruptly, staring at me with a pair of innocent eyes, waiting for my next step.

I spread out my hands and said helplessly: "It's cold because you don't close the window, and I feel that someone is staring at the two of you, which is barely a supernatural event, because there are indeed lonely souls and wild ghosts who think that the two of you have made children and are waiting for the two of you to combine and breed seeds to be reincarnated, but I didn't expect Brother Zhang to wear a raincoat!" You don't make children!"

"And the most important thing is that you two should not pay attention to the firewood at all, someone is peeping at you in the residential building opposite, and it is not a day or two, and the telescopes are equipped. Wait until tomorrow when you two look upstairs and find it, scare the blind and scare that kid, see if he shoots a video or something. ”

"The applause and applause should be deliberately spoofed by your neighbors going up and down the stairs, I judge that the sound insulation effect of your house is definitely not good, you two are still large, the whole bed board squeaks, it must be noisy to the neighbors to rest, after all, who doesn't want to sleep well at night after a day of work?"

"In the future, if you do that, move a little lighter, close the curtains and close the windows tightly, it's like a live broadcast, who can stand it?"

I explained the ins and outs of the matter in detail, and the result was not at all as powerful as I thought, that is, the private life of the two was too bohemian and caused dissatisfaction between ghosts and people.

"Oh...... Oh...... I know. ”

The young lady listened to my words and hurriedly closed the window, closed the curtains, and stood still in embarrassment.

"You have time to find a feng shui master to clean up your house, the day is beautiful, as soon as you enter the house, it is all evil, you two are also hard, I don't know how to survive." I continued to complain, thinking in my heart that her husband was stunned, no matter what she didn't know, she could live her life and accept it!

The young lady bowed to me with her palms together: "I'm sorry for you."

"It's okay, you can take it off in a few days, the lonely ghost passing by. Then you don't have to give the money, I didn't do anything anyway, you two just pay attention in the future. I hurriedly helped her up, and gave her one last word.

"Okay, I see."

The young lady stretched her brow and smiled at me.

"I'm leaving, I wish you both a happy life, of course, you should be in moderation."

While talking, I noticed that the baby that was lying on the shoulder of the young lady was actually gone! Did you follow along the way? It's weird.

"I'll send you!"

"No, I remember, I'll go back by myself."

"It's okay, I'll send you, it's not far."

"I really don't need to, what the hell, you two go on! It's gone! Don't send it!"

I glanced at Brother Zhang, who didn't say anything and didn't make a move, put on my shoes and opened the door.

There was only time left for the two of them in the room, and the young lady originally wanted to discuss the feng shui of the room with Lao Zhang.

Unexpectedly, Lao Zhang didn't even wear any clothes, so he threw himself directly into the computer, and continued to write the extra seven or eight hundred words...... The ghost catcher thought that he had noticed the truth, but in fact, he didn't find out the hidden facts, and he left to solve the danger in front of him, but he didn't expect to bump into a ghost on the way back...... One man and one ghost start a big war......