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What are you doing, man? ”

After eating, I washed the dishes and cleaned up the table in a depressed manner, went downstairs to hang a red lantern in a depressed manner, sat at the front desk in a depressed manner, tore off a piece of paper in the ledger in a depressed manner, and cursed the two brothers for peeing and bifurcation in a circle on the paper.

"Play."

Fortunately, the speech is back to normal now, otherwise there will be customers who will not be able to entertain them, which is a shame.

"What are you playing?"

Now there are no customers in the store, so Brother Erman can speak freely.

I wasn't happy to glance at him, but I could see my bulging chubby face in the afterglow, which made me even more depressed, and the speed of the circle in my hand increased, and the curse changed from urine bifurcation to prostate inflammation.

"Brother, brother, stop painting, come to guests." After Brother Erman muttered quietly, he lay on the table and acted as a mascot.

I looked up at the customer who entered the store, this guest should be twenty years old, can be 1.76 meters tall, less than 130 pounds thin, wearing a black shabby seven wolf skin jacket with dust, wearing a blue and white fat jeans on the lower body looks very sloppy, stepping on a pair of light green canvas shoes, it should be a few sizes bigger, so I look at the aisle with a big pace, dragging and dragging, and the voice is extremely abusive.

This person's face looks okay, but his eyes are a bit thief-eyed, and he likes to look around with his chin, which gives people a more or less obscene feeling. There is a mustache at the corner of his mouth, and he wears sunglasses to go to the street to tell the hexagram.

The three fires on his body are full of fire, and there seem to be a few shadows following behind him, escorting him.

What caught my attention the most was that this big brother was carrying a black round duffel bag, which was very similar to the bag that Brother Xu used to carry the drum before.

Before I could speak, he first said politely, "Is Brother Wei here?"

Through contact with Brother Xu's friends, I found that his friends either called him Lao Wei or Da Xu, but I called him Brother Xu.

I heard that he seemed to know Brother Xu, nodded and said, "Yes, upstairs, will I help you call him down?"

"No, I'm just passing by." The man waved his hand to signal that I didn't need to call, but his eyes kept drifting to the ladder upstairs.

I'm a real person, and he said no, then I won't squeak.

"Woohoo." Brother Erman sniffed his nose and turned his head, as if he had smelled something terrible, and said in surprise: "WD."

It's not ...... Isn't this the Albanian side? ”

"Huh? Hu Erman!" The man named Ah Fang obviously knew Brother Erman.

Then one person and one fox clamped their grooves at the same time, pointed at each other and said in unison: "Why are you here?!"

Brother Erman's face was full of joy: "My first horse is now with Daxu, they have a whole store, and I will stay here."

"Oh oh, I came from Tieling to do something, I can't come back for many years, the last time I saw Brother Wei's circle of friends, I knew that he had opened a store, so I came to see how Brother Wei was doing."

When Ah Fang spoke, he silently clamped the groove tighter, and even he felt that his ass was already sweating and it was very hot.

"Daxu is upstairs, are you here, did my fat brother come?" Brother Erman didn't care too much about Ah Fang's panic.

"Come with me, stay at the family's house, what's that...... It's very busy over there, I'll leave first if it's okay, and I'll talk about it when I have a chance......"

Ah Fang saw that Brother Erman was going to get up to welcome him, so he made an excuse, and the thief chicken was afraid to cover his crotch and turn around and run away.

I looked at the back of the man who came and left suddenly and was very scared of Brother Erman, and asked Brother Erman in confusion: "What's wrong with him?" So scared of you. ”

"It's nothing, when I was a child, I blew up his crotch with firecrackers, leaving a psychological shadow on this child." Erman wagged his tail and said quite indifferently that he had been in his glory days.

I was really shocked when I heard it, although from Brother Erman's current performance, it can be seen that this fox must have been a great demon king of the mixed world before. I didn't want to be mixed up like this, and I was a little distressed Ah Fang said, "Why did you blow it up?"

"It's not a bomb, the countryside is not an outdoor toilet, when he pouted his ass and went to the toilet, I threw a hole in the roof of the thatched hut and hung it with ten thousand rings of earth red." Brother Erman didn't care, and said casually.

"! 10,000 rings, the earth is red, and he can't give him a fart in the melon bag. "After listening to Brother Erman's narration, he covered his waist in fear, and just listening to it could make my buttocks cold, which was too ruthless.

Brother Erman shook his head: "No, it's just that it's full of smoke, who made him say that I eat nothing but sleep."

"Brother Erman!"

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MD!

I almost pulled out my chair and knelt on the ground to apologize, and said in a daze: "Brother, I did something wrong before, I apologize to you first, don't poke me, my small physique can't stand your toss."

"No, my brother has already changed his ways. But don't underestimate this kid, he is walking in the world of Tiesha Mountain, and he is carrying countless Northeast wild fairies, and he is very capable. I didn't see a few phantoms just now, the talisman of the five major families has been gathered, and one day I am afraid that something will happen to him. "Brother Erman walked from the heart to explain its powerful background and origin.

I replied calmly: "I understand, there is no one who knows Brother Xu who is not awesome, doesn't Yang Si hook up with him to be a pot friend, this one is not bad." But I wonder how he compares to my sister-in-law. ”

"This can't be compared, if you say it hard, half a catty is against eight taels, no one will take what is less, no one will take what is more."

I don't know if there is any boasting in Brother Erman's words, but I am also in awe of my sister-in-law, just the name of the person is awesome, and the sister-in-law's name must be more powerful if it is not passed on, who makes this room of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods only my sister-in-law is good to me.

After Ah Fang left, Brother Erman was lying on my shoulder a little sullenly, and his eyes looked out of the door from time to time, as if he was waiting for something to arrive. The look was the same as when I was a kid when I knew that my distant relatives were going home, even in the middle of the night, waiting for the door to be pushed open.

"Brother Erman, don't lie on your stomach, I'm going to hang the lantern."

I paused the movie to see that the time had come to midnight at 11:55, and patted Brother Erman, who was sleepy but didn't close his eyes.

"Oh~"

Brother Niman moved from my shoulder to the table.

I took out my white lantern and went out, hung it up and went back to the house.

There are no living people today, not that business will be prosperous during the holidays, but I haven't even bought a hundred yuan, so it's difficult to do business.

Light a cigarette and wait for the guests to come to the door, after all, when you meet a ghost who can speak well, you can hear a lot of interesting and interesting stories or miscellaneous conversations from all over the world.

"Whew...... Ha ......"

I pinched the second cigarette in my hand, and I smelled a smell from the depths of my soul, carefully identifying it as the aroma of fried chicken.

"The smell of fried chicken in the middle of the night? Could it be ...... Was that ghost killed himself by eating fried chicken? ”

The second cigarette reached the end of the cigarette, and I lit the third cigarette on the top of the cigarette, frowning and wondering where the smell of fried chicken came from.

But after hearing the smell, Brother Erman was refreshed, and jumped directly from the table to the floor to look at the door, crawling with his four paws and not finding it, as if nothing was as important as what was going to appear in front of him.

After five minutes, the fried chicken flavor gets stronger and stronger over time, until the aroma is nauseous.

A black fox came and landed at the door of the bubble tea shop.

This black fox is more than ten circles bigger than Brother Erman, if Brother Erman's current body size is a corgi in the fox, then he is the Tibetan mastiff in the fox.

The majestic wind is holding a fox head that is three points larger than the average dog's head, the hair on his whole body flutters in the wind, the black straight light is estimated to be seventeen or eighteen centimeters long, the four claws are thick and powerful, and the steel and iron bones make people think that if they are bitten by him, they will die on the spot.

I found out that this black fox is not the real body, and the real body appearance may be even more shocking.

The black fox lowered his head and rubbed Brother Erman's nose, and said sadly in a very contrasting and cute voice: "Hu Erman, I haven't seen you for a long time."

"Hu Da Fat, long time no see."