"You've successfully added the other person as a friend."

After I added it successfully, I looked at the chat box and was stunned, not knowing how to speak.

What do you say in the first sentence?

Say hello? It's too usual, but it's also my WeChat that people took the initiative to add.

Say little sister? It's like I'm pretty casual.

Speaking of old girl, what about Gaha? No, the relationship is not ripe to a certain point.

Say yes? I don't think it's a good fit......

Forget it, don't say anything, go upstairs to sleep.

I turned off the screen of my phone, turned off the computer, and threw the garbage bag into the trash can on the road opposite the bubble tea shop.

After throwing out the garbage, I went upstairs to change out of the clothes I had been wearing for several days and put them in the washing machine, and took out a long-sleeved shirt from my bag and put it on my body.

Then adjust the washing machine mode, go back to your bedroom, and want to play with your phone calmly.

As soon as I entered the house, I saw Brother Erman sleeping on his back, his mouth was covered with sticky saliva, why the cute little fox slept so cruelly, I couldn't figure it out, how to say that he was a goblin with good cultivation.

Give his fleshy body a push to the left, leaving a position for me to lie down, and lie on the bed with Erlang's legs crossed to scroll Weibo.

Completely forget the existence of Xingmeng, it's impossible to flirt with a girl, and the object won't, so you can only make a living like this with Brother Erman.

Thinking of this, I reached out and began to stroke Brother Erman's plump but bald ass, not to mention that it felt really good.

"Don't~"

Brother Erman noticed something touching his ass in his sleep, turned over and said shyly.

"Ouch!"

It shouldn't be the first time I've seen Brother Erman's little expression change and be touched on the buttocks, and it's really a fox with a story.

Hey, hey, hey...... In that case, can you not sneer at him. I slapped Erman's ass hard.

"Ahh What to play!"

Brother Erman was awakened from his sleep by my shooting, curled his body into the safest form, put his paws on his buttocks, and looked around with sleepy eyes.

"Don't sleep, play with me." I put down my phone and said to Brother Erman.

Brother Erman pursed his lips and looked unhappy: "You don't sleep in broad daylight, what are you playing!" Don't go to work at night? ”

"No, I wouldn't fall asleep touching a pillow like you did, what's the matter with you?" I'm bored and just playing with my brother's hair.

Brother Erman yawned: "WD."

MD, you don't know this, I really replenish my vitality when I sleep, do you think that the real body has always appeared in the yang world! It's easy to be damned, and besides, I have to shrink my body a little, which is very laborious. You don't understand anything day by day. ”

"Haven't you cultivated successfully? Can you still be damned? "I listen to Brother Erman, his life is in danger all the time.

Brother Erman looked up at the sky and sighed helplessly and said, "WD."

MD, I am a wild fairy, there is no immortal position, and it is not recorded in the immortal class book. The body of the attached horse is fine, if you simply use too much mana outside, you will get the punishment drop of the heavenly immortals. Among the animals, our five major families have the highest spirituality and are easy to cultivate, but since they have cultivated spirituality, some of their natures still can't be changed. ”

"Oh, I see, you said it earlier!."

I nodded in understanding, stretched out my hand and slapped him the skull. I only listened to the sound of the light, and it was called a translucent and refreshing sound.

"What are you doing!"

Brother Erman is anxious to bite me.

"Smack!"

I slapped him in the face with a loud mouth: "Aren't you unable to use mana, you have to be punished by God, today is the time for me to take revenge!"

"Whew!"

Brother Erman's vicious dog pounced and jumped on my neck, and his big ass was so hung that his neck was broken.

"I can't fix you yet!"

Brother Erman sat down, I sat so hard that I was broken, and it hurt my heart! And I can't move even if I flutter, it must be Brother Erman who casts a spell, this stinky shameless one, God, you can split him!

However, all hope is completely lost in the small mouths.

The last picture before my head wakes up is the scene where Brother Erman slaps me in the mouth.

By the time I woke up again, it was already dark outside.

"Is it swollen?"

I half-sat up and leaned on the bed.

"Brother, are you awake?"

In the corner of the bed, Brother Erman is playing lol with his notebook, and he should be playing in the Zu'an District, because he may be greeting each other with his teammates.

"Grip...... Hold zha's? ”

I touched my face and found that it was at least swollen and fat, and I had trouble even speaking.

"Ah, you're talking about you."

"Scared!"

Brother Erman talked to me while spraying people: "It's okay, it's just that your face makes me swell, but it doesn't hurt, it's fine tomorrow."

"Knock Nima!"

I wanted to cry without tears to climb next to Brother Erman, silently gave him the laptop latch down, took the latch in my hand and felt a lot of energy, shook the latch line proudly and said with a big tongue: "Let the tired play not birds!"

“wd

md!”

"Hahaha, pop or not!"

“wd

MD, brother, you're so stupid, I'm a notebook, with electricity! ”

"Uh...... Hmmm......"

I probed and saw the two big words victory in the middle of the computer screen, and the entry of the end game screen, indicating that I had advanced to the transcendent master, and my desire to cry turned into two lines of tears.

"It's so easy to win, if it weren't for the 20 minutes of a mentally retarded teammate. Let's go, let's go to work. Brother Erman closed the laptop, didn't care about my mood and mocked: "Hey! Don't say it, you're so cute, you've turned your fat into a real fat. ”

"Knock on Nima! Knock on Nima!"

I frantically clenched my fists and smashed the bed, and my mouth was not cleaned, and I yelled angrily.

"Okay, let's go to work."

Brother Erman stood in human form, and bounced open the door and walked out of the bedroom, not to mention how comfortable.

"Brother Gace's forehead!"

I sobbed and got up, put on my newly bought coat and walked out of the bedroom.

In the living room, Brother Xu and his sister-in-law had already set up the meal, and when I walked out of the bedroom, Brother Xu saw me first: "It's okay for my brother to buy these clothes, hey?" Why do you have a good face? ”

Brother Erman, whose fingers had already sat on the table and chair, was silent for a long time, and the pain in my heart was unspeakable.

"Erman?" Brother Xu saw my aggrieved appearance, and followed the direction of my finger to look at Brother Erman.

Then he and Brother Erman's eyes collided fiercely and killed fireworks, I thought he was going to avenge me, but I didn't expect this person to stretch out his hand and clap his hands, and Brother Xu even praised Brother Erman for doing a good job!

"Woo woo ~ you are too boring to bully lewd children!"

I stomped my feet and sat on the dining table and chair resentfully, holding the rice bowl in my right hand, picking up the chopsticks with my left hand, and began to eat frantically in three bites of food and one bite of rice.

I can't beat you both! I can't scold you both! Then Lao Tzu will eat the poor you two!

When Brother Xu saw my eating appearance, he slowly picked up a piece of braised pork, and said with a wicked smile: "Oh, eat slowly, but you don't need to be out of the circle in the New Year!" I'll buy my own pork head meat then!"

"Poof! Ahem!"

Eating too fast and Brother Xu's unique qi technique, a mouthful of rice squirted out of my mouth and nose, making me want to cough out my throat and eyes.

Brother Xu added fire: "Fix this buried, eat well, you don't have to be afraid, I won't kill you during the New Year!"

"Yes, yes, yes, you have to worry, it's really not okay, we will be vegetarian for the New Year." Erman's brother added vinegar to really anger me to death.

My red eyes, the corners of my mouth twitched, and I trembled as if I was about to have a stroke, and pointed at Brother Xu with the chopsticks in my hand: "Ni...... Hemp...... Paralyzed ......"

"Brother, make it clear, my ears are not good enough to hear clearly."

“wd

MD, a big tongue is a disease that you have to cure. ”

"Ni...... Guys...... Hemp...... Paralyzed!"

I'm really not going to die, I have nothing to do with Brother Erman.