"Guests are coming."

Brother Erman and my face felt blown by a gust of wind at the same time, and even I reacted more violently, my facial muscles were actually numb by this gust of wind, the corners of my mouth twitched twice like Zhao Laosi, squeezed my eyebrows and soothed my eyes to feel a lot, and I looked forward, and saw an old lady in a black shroud standing at the door of the store, looking at the two of us.

The old lady has short silver-white hair, wrinkles on her face, dry skin, and a dragon-headed crutch in her hand, she can be one meter six tall, and the crutches have to be one meter three long, plus the head of the crutches carved out of the lifelike dragon head, the crutches must be one meter four long, and the overall color is yellow and black. Ricketed waist, eyes don't know if it's short-sightedness or what's wrong, squinting at people, especially like an old witch who watched cartoons when she was a child, but the staff turned into a dragon's head crutch, and she didn't wear a wizard's hat.

"Old man, what do you need?"

The ghost who gave me such coercion is definitely not a good kind, and now I am a human being present, and I have not faced anything like before, and Lin Kongyang and Lao Cao have shared most of the pressure for me, so the thief greeted the old lady very politely.

"Can you give the old man a cigarette?"

The old lady didn't put up a shelf and pretended to be forced, let alone floated into the store on a rampage, but chose to limp in front of me with a cane, and her voice was slightly dry, which should have been caused by not talking to humans for a long time.

I walked into the front desk with Brother Erman, put Brother Erman on the chair, took out a cigarette case, lit one and took a puff, put it on the table at the side of the old lady, made a gesture of please with his hand, and said in an official tone: "It is my honor for you to come and patronize my small shop, I don't know what your obsession is, let go of my ego and go to the underworld to reincarnate, why not?"

"Young man, you don't have to persuade me, since I became a ghost fairy, I have let go of the obsession of reincarnation, and I just happened to come over today to ask for a cigarette, and I will leave after smoking, and I will definitely not disturb you."

The old lady smoked tobacco, and the information revealed to me between the words was that she was different from ordinary ghosts, and she was to let go of the obsession in her heart and cultivate into a field scattered immortal with no immortal class and no ranking.

"Okay, that old man, you smoke, if you have something to order, it's done."

I nodded, and put the heart back in my stomach when I mentioned my throat, of course I have to persuade the ghost, but I have to do what I can, just like this, I have my own ideals and my own path to go, and hard persuasion will be counterproductive.

"Young man, I see your face, the dark clouds are miserable, and there is a black gas between your eyebrows, I don't know if there is anything worrying recently?!"

This old lady smoked two puffs of cigarettes, I don't know if I let the cigarette go up, and I have a problem with my head.

I didn't mean to mock her, I rather believe that she has the idea of not believing it or not, and said: "I have something to worry about, I don't know what solution you have, old lady."

"If you believe me, you can call me the third grandmother, and the old man will take advantage of today's fate to give you a hexagram for free, okay?"

The old lady said a cliché and looked at me quietly.

"Okay, Third Grandma."

Although there is a saying that the more the fate is calculated, the thinner it is, but to be able to prostitute it once, of course, comfortable, I readily agreed, and waited for the following.

"Today, the third grandmother will sacrifice herself to calculate a hexagram for you."

The old lady saw that I was interested, and naturally reported her nickname, stretched out her skinny arm hidden in the sleeve of the shroud, the exposed palm was really skinny to the bone, there was no extra meat, the original stubby fingers looked slender, and she didn't pinch like the blind chicken in the TV series and movie, first spread out the palm, the little finger pulled to the maximum extent away from the other four fingers drooping, the index finger middle finger ring finger slightly raised and the little finger to maintain a bevel angle of about 30 degrees, the thumb began to pinch at the knuckles of the three fingers.

The eyes were half-open and half-closed, as if all the attention was on my face, and after thinking about it for more than ten seconds, he said tentatively first: "Let's talk about the bad, you are a longevity officer, that is, the eyebrows, the left eyebrow tail Fanxia is still staring but far longer than the right eyebrow tail Caixia, and the right eyebrow tail Caixia is vain, not enough weight, this is a middle-class and lower-class eyebrow statue, can't collect money, it is difficult to get married, and it is a sign of loneliness."

"Besides, you, the prosecutor, although it is a tiger's eye, but the hanging eyes are too much, and they are long and narrow, the black and white pupils are not clear enough, slightly yellow, and there is yin qi hovering in the depths of your eyes, this is the sequelae of the five grains being forcibly promoted to the ghost eye, if you use your eyes too much now, old age may fall to the end of blindness."

"Inquisitor, the nose is the center of personality, if it is upright and not crooked, it means that he is fair, has a sense of justice, and is physically strong and wealthy."

"But the bridge of your nose is not upright enough because of the acquired injury, collapsed in the year, the overall deviation of the nose bridge bone to the right, the shallow relationship between your parents, plus the left deceased father, the right injured mother, which means that your mother is not in good health, and the deviation of the nose bridge bone can also indicate that your fate is bumpy, common dirty and evil ghosts, contact with the flow of chaos, withdrawn personality, and hidden diseases."

"Cashier, the overall color of your lips is dark and purple, I look at your weather, it must be yin and yang upside down, day and night, heart qi and blood circulation is not smooth, the mind is not careful enough, the brain is not smart enough, and even more ordered to commit the upper and lower Xuan, often have the idea of suicide and death, if you are in the future to commit suicide to the soul of suicide, Bao Qi will realize the idea in the head, find a rope to hang or throw yourself into the river."

"The face is divided into three stops, you stop up and down, and you are narrow and short, and you can't be ambitious. The cheekbones protrude outward, and the middle-aged are inactive. The lower stop is thick and the chin is not obvious, which means that the old age will end with hatred, and the children will not die of filial piety. ”

"Let's not talk about it later, with your current state of qi and blood, yin is not yin, yang is not yang, people are not people, ghosts are not ghosts, if you don't take good care of your body, I will conclude that you will not live to thirty-five, and the end will be extremely miserable, death will not be blind, the bones will not be rested, and the soul will fall into the boundless hell and never see the day."

The third grandmother degraded my fate between the lines, as if I was going to commit suicide in front of her in shame.

People this thing, sometimes when I see the ethereal, the more mysterious things I want to grasp, listening to her so cold to me, I believe everything she said more, and said respectfully: "Third grandmother, according to what you say, is there any way to save the boy's fate."

The third grandmother vigorously knocked the dragon's head crutch on the ground: "The old man only knows how to calculate, not how to crack, and I will tell you so much today, it can be regarded as a breakthrough, and if I continue to talk about it, I am afraid that I will break the Tao by myself, and the hundred years of practice will be ruined in one fell swoop."

"Three grandmothers, acquaintance is fate, you and the boy I will talk about it, take your bridge, boy, I will be every fifteenth day of the new year, three Buddha incense will be set up for you to offer."

I carefully thought about what she said in my heart, and what I said above was roughly right, it was originally a shallow relationship between parents, a very bad life, and the anniversary was not taken for granted, and playing a child was a tragedy that could stuff your teeth when you drank cold water.

The most important thing is that she said the problem in my eyes, which can't be seen without some ability, after all, there are many states of opening the heavenly eye, and she said that my heavenly eye is based on the ghost heavenly eye, so I can't believe her.

"Young man, I can't afford to eat you, so that's it, take my leave."

The third grandmother bowed to me inexplicably, resolutely turned around, raised her legs and rode the dragon's head crutch under her crotch as a broomstick, and flew out of the store in less than three seconds, not giving me a chance to chase her at all.

At this time, in my eyes, she bowed deeply just now, as if at my funeral, I smiled brightly like a happy little boy at my funeral, and my heart became bigger and bigger, and I panicked to ask the only reliable brother Erman at this moment: "These three grandmothers, what you said is true or false?"

"Eight or nine is not far from ten, this old lady is very high, otherwise she can't take the dragon head crutch, if she has no identity and status, she will die if she takes the dragon head crutch."

Brother Erman confirmed from the side that what the third grandmother said was true, not false and foolish.

This time, my face was even more gloomy.

Fuck me!

Dude, why don't I suddenly live to be thirty-five!