"Can you get down to business first?" My sister-in-law finished eating Malatang after the two of us and rolled her eyes at Brother Xu.

Brother Xu finished laughing at me mockingly: "This thing is very difficult to deal with."

"Split corpse, split corpse, what the hell, broken corpse? My fuck! Is it cracking? I learned to say in the tone of an online anchor.

Brother Xu looked at the sign prohibiting smoking and lit a cigarette in a rural paper roll and said: "The hyena is the hyena of the hyena, that is, the hyena in the animal world that says that it likes to eat carrion, this thing I recorded in the codex left by my grandfather, my grandfather's codex wrote, the hyena is called the hyena, isn't it not related to the zombie walking corpse or something, he is a kind of mountain charm is a kind of ghost spirit, usually absorbs the essence of the sun and the moon on the mountain to practice, it is difficult to appear one, feed on the carrion of animals in the mountains, and you can eat it without the dead leaves of the carrion tree, When all these things are gone, he will go down the mountain, and after going down the mountain, he likes to eat the braincase and brain marrow of the corpse the most. There are skills such as seducing people, possession, etc., that kid's hair is actually a means of hyena, he uses corpse oil to practice corpse seeds, planted on people's hair, absorbs people's blood, condenses into grimaces, for him to pry open the brain case and wash the brain marrow inside, hundreds of grimaces look terrifying, and there is not a single ghost to come. At the same time, his hiding methods are particularly skillful, very cautious, and he runs away without a trace at the slightest wind, so I say that it is difficult to do, and I have to prepare things to fool him. ”

"Then what do you need to prepare?" I am Brother Xu's professional champion.

Brother Xu didn't reply to me, took out the mobile phone in his pocket, opened WeChat, made a call to the nearest contact, turned on the speakerphone and put it on the table.

"Hello? Old Wei. "Soon after I dialed it, someone answered the phone, and the voice on the phone was a strong male voice, like a bass practice.

"How's it going for me to ask you to inquire?" Brother Xu threw the cigarette into the spicy hot bowl, it turned out that he had already found a good person to understand the beginning of this matter, and he may have known in advance that there was a hyena coming down from the mountain, but he just happened to encounter it.

"I just came back from the scene of the accident, the master who burned Hai Bo's hair died suddenly in the store yesterday, I saw that it was a man and two women who were hollowed out of their blood and drank with Hai Bo, the man was crazy, the woman was crazy, and the other had a broken leg, which was found when the hotel was cleaning the room, and the crazy man who opened the door was still naked with the crazy woman."

"I don't see any signs of these three being planted."

"That's not true, as soon as the hyena came down the mountain, the first corpse species practiced was planted on Haibo's head, isn't it Lao Wei, are you sure alone? After you told me that it was a hyena, I asked my boss about it, and my boss told me that if I didn't succeed once, I wouldn't be able to catch it again. ”

"There are two more people next to me, you don't have to worry that I'll call you when you need to, but you do me a favor and give me something first."

"You say!"

"I want three bundles of old burning paper and a bag of gold ingots. Four little paper figures, paper figures want two pairs of boys and girls. A set of Luohan Shou quilt mattress, a wooden square pillow, five feet of red cloth and seven feet of green cloth, a wreath on the top of the head, a bundle of red rope and two white candles, a box of Buddha incense, three coarse incense sticks of heaven and earth, incense burner bowl you look at and prepare, two large wreaths, one says that dawn all the way to go, one says dawn often come back to see, by the way, I will send you a photo on WeChat, you P into black and white wash out, take the photo frame to frame. ”

"Okay, when do you want it, I'll prepare now."

"You brought your things to the square this afternoon, I'll get them there, do you have anyone at the funeral home? I also had to borrow it from the funeral home. ”

"Yes, I'll get back to you later."

"That's it, you tell your eldest brother again, fortunately I came to Changxian, otherwise I will go to the bungalow with him, and it will not be a matter of broken legs to put my body on my body, let him take care of his injuries, and when I go back, I will not preside over the Dharma for him, and I can also show him a show with his left foot high and right foot low."

"Hahaha...... I told my eldest brother that he would be angry. ”

"By the way, you can give me a few more magic weapons, just ordinary ones. I don't have it in me now. ”

"Don't you have a natal weapon?"

"I don't want to use it, I've been weak lately, and I can take half my life when I run out."

"I'll prepare everything for you, first of all, I'll follow over there to deal with the aftermath."

"Okay, don't let people arrest people like you as suspects."

"Hahaha...... No, hang up."

"Hang it."

The conversation between Brother Xu and the man attracted the attention of many people, but no one asked anything.

And my eyeballs rolled a few times from side to side and said with questions: "What do you want these for, and borrow the funeral home, you write my name Gaha for a good wreath."

"Do you know what hyenas like best?" If Brother Xu wants to make it bad, the first micro-expression he has is to laugh.

I shook my head, "I don't know!"

"The hyena corpse likes special corpses the most, corpses with fragrance, and the braincase is fragrant when eaten." Brother Xu's smile became more and more obvious.

"Ahh Does liking corpses have anything to do with having my name on a wreath? ”

"Look at you, you forgot, you have a hundred ghost marks on your body, you are an evil thing that likes you, although you are alive, I will pretend you to be dead and it will be over, you must be the most perfect "corpse". Brother Xu spread his hands.

I don't know what to say for a while.

"Obedient, don't you want to save your friend Haibo, do you just want to watch the hyena continue to escape? Don't you want to save the people? Is it possible to let you pretend to be a dead person for a while to save people, and you will be wronged? Yes? Answer me! "I think what can be compared to Brother Xu's Dharma is his ability to fool people in a serious way.

My blank paper, which has no social experience, hurriedly explained: "No, no, I am willing to pretend to be dead and save the lives of the people!"

"Okay, you go home first! Take a shower and get some sleep! Replenish your stamina, I'll be in touch with you in the afternoon! After taking the things, let's kill the hyena at night, save Haibo and earn money by the way! ”

I feel that Brother Xu definitely does not put saving Haibo in the first place, but in the first place in making money.

"By the way, why are you like that in Haibo's house, you just have to ask for money from other people's mothers as soon as something happens to their children, it's not good." I frowned and said, what happened in Haibo's house just now was too profound, I never expected that the first thing Brother Xu said to Haibo's mother was to talk about money!

After listening to my words, Brother Xu said in a dark face and not very good tone: "Let me ask you, if you don't know me, what will Hai Bo be like if he finds a group of liars in this accident?" If you cheat the money, you can run away, those who don't have real skills dare to take money, why don't I, a person with real skills, dare to ask for money, why should I be scolded by people standing on the moral high ground and pointing at the backbone? With great strength comes great responsibility? Fuck it, if I can't even eat, what will I do to save the world, to be a good person. So that's it, what to negotiate the money in advance, and don't give the money without talking! ”