Chapter 22: The Hive Corpse (6)
"Okay, okay, you make the most sense." I can also understand Brother Xu's thoughts, now people are wearing a hypocritical mask, and when they take off their masks, they are all masters who eat meat and don't spit out bones, there are really not many people, and they may think that you can really work hard if I give you money......
Just now I heard Brother Xu talk about his grandfather, the old man seems to be very powerful, I opened my mouth and asked again, "Your grandfather?"
"Your grandfather!" Brother Xu stared at Da Zhuzi and thought I was going to scold him.
I really can't understand the brain circuit: "It's not your grandfather's, I want to ask what your grandfather does, did he leave a codex?" What's the hell about a hundred ghosts? ”
"My grandfather has been gone for more than two years, he was Mr. Yin and Yang before his death, the most famous Mr. Yin and Yang in the Xue family, the old man has two sleeves in his life, and he has not saved anything except for a good name, so he left me a codex as a grandson, which is a diary of every time he catches ghosts and eliminates demons, recording the characteristics and weaknesses of many ghosts and monsters, and a small encyclopedia of ghosts and ghosts in the world." Brother Xu talked about his grandfather, his expression was very lonely, and he could see that the relationship between him and his grandfather was really good.
"Okay, okay, the old man left with merit, and when he went to the underworld, maybe the king of Hades could still give him a petty official and enjoy the blessings." The sister-in-law comforted Brother Xu, but Brother Xu nodded and did not speak.
The three of us lit a cigarette after dinner, and after smoking, they said that they would go back to Jiangjiatun to get something, and let me go home first.
I walked on the avenue and lit a cigarette, Brother Xu's opinion I really heard it in my ears, and my eyes drifted casually on the young lady who came and went on the street, and laughed twice from time to time. Alas, don't say it, this leg is so white.
After my eyes were full, I reached out to stop a taxi, took a taxi home with the last five yuan, simply took a hot shower, changed into pajamas, and wanted to order an alarm clock. Before going to bed, I thought to myself, Brother Xu called me and found that after the phone was turned off, he should come to my house to look for me.
Jiang Jiatun's house has been cleaned up by Brother Xu and his sister-in-law, cleaned cleanly, and the weeds in the yard have also been pulled out, and the walls around the kang in the house are covered with pink wall cloths with flowers, and a few three-legged chairs have been bought.
After the sister-in-law returned to the house, she lay on the kang and squinted for a while, and Brother Xu stood in the courtyard basking in the sun and stretched: "Is it using urine sludge?" Or with and mud? ”
"Forget it, let's use urine sludge, it's already like this at dawn, you can't sneer at him." Brother Xu walked to the toilet in the backyard.
Generally, the toilets in the countryside are outdoor, dig a small pit, and use wooden planks on both sides of the pit to make people squat on it, and the place where the excrement falls is also exactly in the pit, and it will also be covered with a simple shelter, which is the same as the thatched house where the old eight people in the island city eat and the fields are offered.
Untie the belt on his jeans, expose his crotch three inches, pee on the mud on the side of the hut, pee for five minutes, wet all the soil under his feet, take a wooden stick and start stirring, laughing while stirring, if someone else has a big snot, it will be the same as a silly child playing with pee and mud.
He didn't do anything else in the afternoon, just with the mud, and when the mud dried, he soaked the urine again and continued to urine, and we don't know if he did it with urine. After a whole bag of mud in the garbage, put on plastic gloves and put the mud in a small pocket.
The sister-in-law was woken up by the prompt sound of Brother Xu's mobile phone WeChat phone on the kang, and took the mobile phone to find Brother Xu, who had just been filled with mud.
Brother Xu pulled off the plastic gloves in his hand and threw them into the pit, took the phone and pressed the speakerphone.
"It's half past four, you asked me to prepare something for you, I'm ready, I'm waiting for you in the square, come here."
"It's half past four in the afternoon, I'm busy and I don't even look at the time, okay, you wait for me, I'll take a taxi." Brother Xu hung up the phone and wiped the sweat from his head.
Brother Xu walked out of the tunzi with his pocket and his sister-in-law, and stopped a taxi on the side of the road and went directly to my house.
"Can you do it with the corpse mud?" The sister-in-law lowered her head and sniffed the small pocket in the middle of the seat and said.
Brother Xu was a little confident: "Okay, how can it not work, it must be a high-quality product."
Ten minutes later, the two of them came downstairs to my house, and Brother Xu walked into the corridor and knocked on my door: "Dawn, don't sleep, get up and work!"
"It's coming, it's coming." I cleaned up and went to bed at one o'clock in the afternoon.,I slept until three o'clock and I didn't want to sleep.,Get up and play the computer game Grim Reaper VS Hokage.,Single-player clearance mode clears four or five passes.,A 1.5 version of Kakashi's millennium is superb.
I opened the door for them and said, "I'm going to wash up, my hair is out of shape when I sleep."
"Ma Di Di go, the taxi is still waiting outside, so it's good, don't clean up too much." Brother Xu said irritably.
I scratched my head, stepped on my black cloth shoes, and went downstairs with them into the taxi.
Brother Xu told the taxi master where to go in advance, and the master turned the car around and drove out in the community.
Because the road is narrow, there is a slight traffic jam, and it takes more than ten minutes to reach the entrance to the west of the square.
After Brother Xu paid, we walked down the steps into the square.
Standing in the square, I feel a lot, it's in this unlucky place, what kind of ghost marks have been carved on my body, knock the fuck, you come out, I'll fight you to the death!
"Old Wei, what about this!" Not long after walking in, someone shouted Brother Xu at the marble chair at the west exit.
It was the voice of the bass on the phone, and I looked over it, a man wearing black shoulders and black pants, with a shaved head, and the muscles on his arms were the size of fists, very strong, if he punched me, he would definitely be on his knees and pinching me in three seconds and begging me not to die. The tattoo on the arm should be a half-armor, and the tattoo is a two-dragon playing with pearls, knife eyebrows, a high nose bridge, a big pointed face, and a bit of murder in his eyes. Very young, twenty-two, three.
Brother Xu led his sister-in-law and me to the man, walked in front of him, and before the man continued to open his mouth to speak, Brother Xu punched the man's shoulder, and the man didn't react, and trembled a few times in confusion, it hurt a lot.
Brother Xu smiled after punching him: "Li Jia, are you doing well?"
The man named Li Jia got up, he was 1.85 meters tall, and he gave Brother Xu a fierce handful in his arms, Brother Xu's feet were off the ground, and he turned around twice and smiled: "Old Wei, I can be regarded as seeing you."
"Oh mom, hurry up, put it down for me, I'll die in a while, I don't know how big I am." Brother Xu struggled in his arms, and his hands kept being afraid of hitting Li Jia's back.
Li Jia hurriedly put down Brother Xu, scratched his head shyly and said, "Excited, too excited, Lao Wei, don't you introduce me to who these two are."
"The beautiful little girl is my daughter-in-law, Qingxin. That rotten boy is my godbrother, dawn. ”