"Hah...... Ha...... Ha ......"

I gasped for breath and pulled out a grievance charm and pasted it on the handle of the umbrella, looking up at the small half of the paper ash remaining in the sky, which was slowly gathering.

"The empty one is clear, and then the one is released, and it will be quickly revealed by my edict!"

A resentful sword qi slashed across the air towards the paper ash that had already taken shape, but the length of the sword qi and the spirit umbrella was only nearly one and a half meters, and it couldn't touch anyone at all.

I watched the paper ashes condense into a human face, and I felt very bad in my heart, regardless of the three seven twenty-one yelling at Brother Erman: "Brother Erman, stop him!"

“wd

Call me full of pickups, thanks! ”

Brother Erman's two paws were crossed in front of his chest, his fingers moved greatly, and he took a steady horse step under his feet, gathered enough strength, burst into a loud voice, and suddenly jumped towards the face of the person in the sky.

The physical body returned to the height before it was reduced, and it could be one meter and four meters tall, and the height of this jump was at least twice his height.

Brother Erman pinched the seal with both hands, and before he was tired of falling, he would be able to touch the human face, and slammed the handprint to the position of the person's face and nose: "My immortal is famous, one said: Iron brake!"

From Brother Erman's handprint, a blue light bloomed like lightning with the effect of piercing ghosts, and the sword slashed towards the face.

The face was blown away by Brother Erman's sword, Brother Erman landed safely, dressed in blue hair, heroic, leaving me with a lonely back, looking at the sky with his back: "WD."

md!Pickup full of me getting serious, young people, why bother? ”

"Uh......"

I was embarrassed for a while, and I really didn't understand why he was pretending.

"Hahaha...... Awesome, awesome, well done! ”

Wang Yiming, who was sitting in the co-pilot before, walked five meters in front of us from the end of the street corner with a "brand-new" head on his head, and praised Brother Erman's beauty with a smile, and his eyes were attracted by Brother Erman, and he muttered: "What a beautiful little fox, come to my brother, my brother will love you."

"You're gaha again, huh?"

I could tell at a glance that Wang Yiming in front of me was a ghost, and I felt that although his aura was not very strong, he was definitely higher than the DD driver in terms of Taoist level.

"Me?"

Wang Yiming is like a master of mechanical dance, taking the initiative to take off his head with both hands, rushing the face of the head towards us, sticking out his tongue but being able to speak: "He killed me!" He killed me! ”

Then the headless body broke away from the clothes described by the energy outside, and was bare-chested, like the god of war punishing the sky, the two breasts turned into eyes, and the navel became a cherry mouth with thin lips, and after the head was panicked, he said: "I killed him!" I killed him!"

"?"

It's the first time I've seen a ghost in such a form: "Pickup full!" What's going on? ”

"These are people with mental illness, who are unwillingly turned into ghosts after death, and they often sin the most heinous in life, and the evil they commit is not discovered, but after they die they will be condemned by their conscience, and their souls will be divided in two, and they spend their time in shame and division all day long."

Brother Erman stared at Wang Yiming and explained for me.

Wang Yiming's head blinked: "That's right, this cute fox is right, I was what you said when I was a dead pervert, a super perverted pervert."

"What's the trouble? There are perverts who say they are perverted? "I kept talking in my mouth, and I kept in my hand, sticking a Yin Qi talisman to the handle of the umbrella, ready to attack at any time.

Wang Yiming's body said with sincere fear: "He is a pervert!" He's the pervert! I'm a good person, I'm a big good person. ”

"Shut up! You shit! Wang Yiming's head scolded his body, then pursed his lips, and said disdainfully to me and Brother Erman: "That stinky fool you killed just now has been pestering me for a long time, and I can't kill him myself, so I have to thank you."

Wang Yiming's body hurriedly interjected: "I'm a good person!" He's a bad guy! Trust me, you have to believe me! ”

"Shut up! You idiot, we're one, we're a fucking bunch! Wang Yiming's head was angry because his body was a pig teammate.

Wang Yiming's body continued regardless of it: "He killed someone, why do you want me to suffer with him, you kill him and send me away, okay!"

"This ** thing makes you say, as if you weren't happy at the time, you're not as happy as me!"

Wang Yiming's head finished scolding, and he said with peace of mind: "He is timid, don't be like him." It's my student's parents who are all gone, this idiot, his son can't die, what does it have to do with me, he drank too much wine, he has to let me pay for his life. ”

"It doesn't matter how you give it to your son when he died, if you didn't think his son was cute and good-looking, and used the name of the teacher to molest his son again and again, how could his son commit suicide by jumping off the building. You're a bad guy and full of lies. Wang Yiming's body used another set of words to tell another fact.

Wang Yiming's head was furious: "Enough! If it weren't for your lower body, which affects my thinking, would I have been able to do such a beastly thing? Didn't that kid make you squirm? Why is it all on me? ”

"You two don't push it."

I scolded in annoyance, probably understood what was going on, it should be that this "Xingtian" was a teacher before his death, he had quirks, and he hoarded a little boy, and the little boy didn't dare to tell his family, which caused the "Xingtian" to get worse, until the boy was under too much pressure and couldn't bear it, so he directly chose to commit suicide by jumping off the building to collapse.

After the boy's father knew the cause and effect, he drank some wine, fooled "Xingtian" into his car, and finally crashed into the electronic pole together, and chose to die together with the strength of the wine.

But after he died, he became a demon, and he didn't expect that "Xingtian" was higher than his Taoism, and his revenge was avenged, but his soul was controlled by "Xingtian".

Help "Xingtian" to find a stand-in, so that he can be reincarnated.

That's it,! Dude, I killed the wrong ghost again!

"Little handsome guy."

Wang Yiming's head picked a flying eye at me: "If you give me the cute fox next to you, I will let you go, and I will definitely not kill you!"

"I'm going to be reincarnated!"

Wang Yiming's hands began to swing his head up and down frantically, with a posture that if he didn't reincarnate today, he would immediately be scattered.

"You're fucking you! How can I have such a stupid body as you? Then the two of us have committed such a big sin in our lives, do you think, can Lord Yama let us go to reincarnation? ”

Wang Yiming's head is very good at reviewing things, knowing that if he goes below after finding a stand-in, or is caught below by a passing ghost, what awaits him will definitely be eighteen layers of hell one by one.

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Wang Yiming's body shook his head twice, and he reacted stupidly to what his head said was right.

"You still shake me to fuck your mother, let's merge, kill this human first, and then say, you have to leave that fox to me."

Wang Yiming's head closed his eyes and began to persuade his body to become one with him.

Wang Yiming's body didn't speak again, and his hands pressed his head back to his neck.

There was still a rift, but it was all together.

Wang Yiming opened his eyes, there were monstrous evil thoughts in his eyes, and his tone was calm, not in a hurry: "Actually, there is more than one little boy, but he committed suicide."

"If it weren't for my good disguise, I usually pretend to be a considerate teacher in front of my parents. Otherwise, I would have received legal sanctions, but since I did not receive legal sanctions during my lifetime. Then after this death, who cares about you, you have to take care of me?! ”

"Well, I'll take care of you."

I bowed my head to listen to what he said, fiddled with the spirit umbrella, and replied softly in a low mood.

"You can't protect yourself now."

Wang Yi's slightly transparent body gradually turned black, then red, and then half black, half red, as if two gases were controlled by his two spirits, merging with each other and hurting each other.

At this moment, I probably understand why Brother Xu arranged for me to undergo special training, most people are dirty, so it is inevitable that most ghosts are also dirty.

Face these filthy people, filthy ghosts, filthy things.

I helplessly raised the spirit umbrella, very disappointed in my heart, for this world, mixed with frustration and roared: "Fuck you!"