Chapter 118: Mentally Handicapped Incentive Combination (1)

After I got in the car, I was not frightened by the DD driver's action of throwing away the brain bag, but secretly scolded Brother Wang for being unreliable.

This Nima uses a papier-mâché cart to pull a big living person to run all over the ground, can Dao Xing be a weak chicken?

There must be something hidden in this, and I should be careful.

But it was hard to change my stunned nature, I smoked a cigarette, looked at the burning main driver's door frame and the DD driver's left arm and steering wheel, and figured out how to start: "Big brother, aren't you hot?" It's all burning! ”

The old driver is worthy of being an old driver, and the car drove quite smoothly: "It's okay, I'm not afraid, this broken car is like this every day, brother, you don't have to worry, your brother and I will definitely pull you to where you want to go."

"What's up? Your train is the prefecture line. "I started to think about stirring up trouble with small words, trying to get him angry first.

The DD driver's tone was flat, and he didn't look back at me: "You say yes, you are the first human to get into my car, I have to think about how to kill you, so that you have no pain, and I am willing to be my stand-in."

Now that he has made his words clear, there is no need for me to pretend: "Then I will kill you and scatter your soul, you are not wronged?!"

"There's nothing to be wronged, I wanted to die a long time ago, and I felt that I was lonely when I was dead, so I specially pulled one, and after I died, I wanted to come back to life and continue to be a person, so I had to pull you as my stand-in today." The DD driver talked without guilt.

Let the spark turn into a prairie fire, spreading and burning half of his body, and the remaining half of his face turned dark red, turning his head like a low-level python in Resident Evil, puffing out a tongue as long as a python's tongue, and licking my cheek cleanly: "Brother, you can die for your brother, and when your brother is reincarnated, I must remember to burn paper for you."

"I'm going to fuck you!"

I snorted one by one, spit out the cigarette butt in my mouth, and waved the spirit umbrella with all my strength without reservation, and pierced the head of the umbrella into the seat of the car I was driving, and pierced his body.

"Hahaha!"

The DD driver laughed wildly, and when no one controlled the steering wheel, he struck the rudder to the right, beat to death, and no longer moved.

A sharp turn in the paper paste car made me fall directly in the direction of Brother Erman, and I was thrown out of the paper car with Brother Erman.

After the two of us separated, the papier-mâché truck stopped in front of a telephone pole on the side of the road, and the raging fire engulfed the entire body, but the DD driver was nowhere to go.

I swung around the ground a few times, and almost hit the road with my brain, but fortunately, Brother Erman was the first to react and kicked on the road to stop the two of us.

"We miscalculated again."

Ignoring the pain in my body, I stood up with my umbrella in my hand, glad that there were no cars on this street in the middle of the night, otherwise, I would have been easily given a second by a set of skills of DD drivers.

"Let's fix it, let his soul fly away, and we can go back and have a good relationship."

Brother Erman no longer sells cuteness, stands next to me and does a few bodybuilding competition-standard muscle show moves, and then his feet beat back and forth in small increments, looking like he is moving his whole body.

Then Brother Erman's loose hair, standing upright, seemed to have blue electric light flashing from him, and he made a few uppercuts and downpercuts, and after the warm-up exercise, he said to me, "WD."

Brother, I'll cover you in the future!

"You're recharged?"

I watched as Brother Erman's fiery red hair turned into dark blue hair, especially the big tail, which was blue and purple, and there was a lightning-like pattern carved into the middle of the tail.

Brother Erman gives me the feeling that if for example, before he was transformed, Brother Erman was regarded as a wild immortal with a thousand combat power, then now at least in "Dragon Ball", Monkey King has become the form of Super Saiyan 2, or Luffy has opened three gears in "One Piece".

To make it more figurative, if you remove all the hair and dye him yellow, it will look like an anime character.

That's right, it's Pikachu!

Brother Erman was majestic, and said with a lofty spirit: "WD."

md!I charge money to buy skins when I play "LOL", become a RMB player, don't you talk about this first-person perspective, it's called "Destiny" game, if you don't charge money, how can I get stronger!? ”

Sure enough, I was charged with money, and I had the confidence to speak.

How much I want to be like him now, shouting, network administrator, give me 10,000 deduction coins, I also want to become stronger.

Turning his mind around, Brother Erman's physical energy has evolved to the second stage, maybe it is the "relative" behind him, I am afraid that Brother Xu will think that he is too weak and useless, so he made this decision.

But I don't have any relatives behind me, and there's no one up there!

This Erman brother is not only a RMB player, but also a relation.

You see, there are people and no people in the relationship, and cultivation is different, if Huang Jinbao and Hu Yinbao have an extremely powerful backer behind them, will they end up like that?

I had mixed feelings, looking worriedly at the papier-mâché cart that was about to burn into the air, and clenched the spirit umbrella in my hand.

Although Brother Erman has evolved into the second-order state of Brother Erman, the dungeon boss to be brushed today still hasn't appeared.

We have to find a way to lure him out, otherwise we will be shocked for a while, and the surrounding residents will not be allowed to call the police, so that the police will arrest us as mentally ill!

"Brother Erman......" I whispered to Brother Erman, trying to get him to find a way to attract the boss out.

"Please call me Pickup, thanks."

Brother Erman took a step forward narcissistically, understood my intentions deeply, first protected me behind him, and the amplitude of the mouth could be vaguely seen in the throat, and then Brother Erman made an ethereal and tactful ** sound with his throat.

**The sound seems to be wandering back and forth on this street, meaning something, so ordinary people can't hear it.

To my ears, how do I listen to it like Zhou Shen's kraken-like chant in the song "Big Fish".

Brother Erman pinched his waist and sang happily for three minutes.

Finally changed, and the papier-mâché cart, which had turned into black ashes, was blown up by a small whirlwind for no reason, forming a small circle and spinning wildly.

The speed can be reached, one hundred and eighty laps a minute, and the last half of the ash merges into a figure, and the remaining half of the ash is still floating in the air.

The figure gradually appeared, and it was the appearance of the DD driver.

I gritted my teeth and rushed towards the DD driver.

To be honest, I haven't practiced any martial arts or moves myself.

Fortunately, in my hometown, when there were many street fights, I took a pickaxe with a length roughly equal to the spirit umbrella and smashed people.

I held the parachute in both hands and compared it to a pickaxe and smashed it diagonally into the head of the DD driver.

The world's martial arts, only fast is not broken.

The spirit umbrella successfully smashed on the head of the DD driver very steadily, without any special mantra to promote the power of the spirit umbrella, this umbrella itself has the ability to directly damage the ghost.

So, the DD driver was smashed to the ground by me.

His body was blurred by three points, and even the ability to escape temporarily disappeared.

"You said you're fine, you want to kill Gaha?"

I retracted, straightened the spirit umbrella with both hands, and plunged into the DD driver's skull, stirring it around by the way.

If a human is hit like this, the bleeding from the head is considered light.

I held the umbrella with one hand, without giving him any chance to fight back, quickly untied the crossbody bag, took out a yang charm from my wallet, pasted it on the handle of the umbrella, and recited the mantra: "The empty one is clear, and then the one is released, and I will quickly show it by my edict!"

"Poof!"

The yang energy stored in the yang qi talisman flowed into the spirit umbrella along the handle of the umbrella, and finally released a tangible gas similar to sword qi at the umbrella head, completely shattering the soul of the DD driver.

This is what I came up with when I was strolling around the street waiting for the DD driver to show up and had nothing to do.

The spirit umbrella can accept the power of my character and release it in the form of sword qi.

I deliberately tried three kinds of characters, and the result was all the same, the sword qi was far more powerful than me simply releasing the characters.

It's a big move for me to press the bottom of the box now.

Sure enough, it didn't disappoint me, half a set of skills, and on the premise of not using the Hundred Ghost Seal, it was easy and enjoyable to kill the DD driver.

However, is it really that simple?