Chapter 2: She's Face Blind
Mrs. Liang rubbed the corners of her forehead that was a little painful, asked her to take Mama Li to the guest room to rest, waved her hand and took a bunch of slaves, and walked towards the pavilion in Quchi.
Zhongli Youyou was drunk and crazy while watching and listening to all directions, she observed that Liang Lao Taijun used her brain to smash Mama Li unconscious, and she also observed her leading a group of slaves to approach the pavilion.
After drinking the wine in the bowl, she pushed the wine bowl to her head, and she slept on the countertop without any image.
Old Taijun Liang's calm complexion, which had just recovered, suddenly cracked.
"Mama Gao, help the second lady back to the room to rest, pull the four of them down to sober up, and let the piano sound, chess, scholarly fragrance, and painting rhyme come to see me."
These four people are Zhongli Youyou's big maids, and Mama Gao knows that she wants to interrogate the four people's connivance, so she wants to bring Zhongli Youyou back to the room by the way.
In less than half an hour, she went and returned.
"Taijun, the second lady gave them two days off, and they went out in the morning."
Mrs. Liang rudely dropped two wine bowls.
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Zhongli Youyou, who was sent back to Jianwei Courtyard, wanted to fake a sleep to deceive Mama Gao, but he didn't expect to fall asleep.
I don't know how long I slept, and I was disturbed by a thunderous snoring.
Who the hell got a pig in her room?
Just as she was about to get up to see clearly, she heard a heavy and crisp "pop", and she bounced off the bed.
Turning her head, her maid Hanhan fell on the table in a large shape, her mouth slightly wide open, and she snored rhythmically.
She laughed "poof".
It's not too appropriate to change her name to Hanhan.
Of course, she made a fuss today because-she is not the original Zhongli Youyou.
Originally living in the 21st century, she is a small transparent writer who writes sand sculptures, and especially likes to watch funny movies for inspiration.
The other day, she watched a movie that made people laugh like pigs from head to house, and she was so inspired that she immediately turned on the crackling code words on her computer.
There was one paragraph that was so funny that she had to stop and laugh first. I was going to continue to code words after laughing, but she didn't have a rhythm to stop laughing, and suddenly she "Kaka" twice, and she lost consciousness.
After waking up, she became the second lady of this overhead dynasty, named Zhongli Youyou, and received the memory of this body.
Zhongli is a beautiful lady, chaste and elegant, knowledgeable and courteous, every move is like measuring it with a ruler, which can be called a model of a famous lady.
She, a person who is jumping up and down, can't act for a moment, and she doesn't want to act, doesn't it cost her life to act like this for the rest of her life?
Besides, she will marry the future prince and the future emperor.
The crown prince can have dozens of concubines, and she has goosebumps all over her body when she thinks of life after getting married.
feels that the palace is like a green building, he is just one of the girls, and the prince can prostitute whichever he wants at night.
Forget it, what's even more terrifying is that the concubines in the palace are intrigued, and I cheat, today you frame me, tomorrow I will give you some poison, even if she has a smart head, she can't bear it, I don't know when the poison hangs.
Being a queen is very beautiful, but her life is more important.
It's still important to save her life, and she is not uncommon as a queen.
In the past few days, she has pretended to be sick and secretly planned to sabotage her marriage, and it happened that she heard that Mama Li, who taught her etiquette, had arrived a day earlier, so she thought of this perfect plan.
I heard that Mama Li was once kind to the deceased queen, and the emperor loved the queen very much, so he trusted Mama Li very much.
As long as Mama Li shakes her crazy behavior today in front of the emperor, ninety-nine percent of the princess's gods and horses have nothing to do with her.
In the morning, she divided the qin, chess, calligraphy and painting that restrained and supervised her words and deeds into two batches at a staggered time, and took a holiday.
The naΓ―ve Han Han couldn't cheat away, she left her in the yard with three roast chickens and two catties of melon seeds.
She was pale, and now that everything is under control, she sent Mama Li back to Beijing to expose it.
The window was suddenly knocked gently, she tiptoed over and cautiously opened a slit, smiled when she saw the people outside, and opened the window generously: "Wait a minute, wait a minute." β
She turned and walked away, took a purse and came back.
The five people outside the window lined up were the five people who accompanied her to act just now.
"It's a penny, you guys come over a little."
She beckoned to them with a smile, first examined it, and then praised them as she gave them the money.
"You cried the most really just now, and the reward is five taels; Just now you drank the most, you were rewarded with five taels, just now you sang the most ugly, you were rewarded with five taels, just now you knelt the hardest, and you were rewarded with five taels. The hardest thing is you, obviously I didn't feel painful and trembling and acted so similarly, and I had to dive, reward you with ten taels, you take the money and wait to leave the house immediately, otherwise I will be in trouble if someone else finds me. β
This person was invited outside.
After giving the money, she found that the five people looked at her stunned, as if they were shocked by something terrible.
She blinked, which is too little?
I saw that the man who was praised by her for crying the most really stood on the far left and really cried this time: "Second Miss, I am the one who played the beating by you." β
She was embarrassed, but she still recognized the wrong person!
She is smart, cute and beautiful, kind, righteous and generous, but she has a fatal problem - face blindness.
Generally, she has no impression of people who have only met one or several times.
She has only seen these four small maids and maids outside the courtyard twice, and she has just seen this one outside, but he looks a little similar to one of the slender little maids, and she also invited them according to the position where they stood before she divided the money, and specially distinguished them, who knew that they would stand indiscriminately.
She smiled embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, don't cry, I'll give you another ten taels." β
She put ten taels of silver into the hand of the man who invited her, and he immediately burst into tears and smiled: "Thank you, Miss Er, Miss Two will remember to look for me if she has the same job in the future, I will only accept twenty percent off." β
The four maids and the maid also took the initiative to ask for help.
"Second Miss must find me when she is looking for someone to act in the future, I promise that the songs she sings are even worse than today."
"Second Miss remember to find me, I must be better than all of them."
β......β
Zhongli smiled faintly: "It's easy to say." β
After sending the five people away, she touched her chin, walked over to wipe off the crystal at the corner of Hanhan's mouth before covering her mouth, leaned into her ear and whispered, "Second Miss fell into the water." β
The snoring stopped.
Innocently, he opened his eyes and bounced up from the ground, blinking at Zhongli Youyou: "Second Miss, did you fall into the water?" β
Zhongli Youyou winked at her: "I didn't fall into the water, don't have such dreams in the future." You quietly go and inquire if Mama Li from the palace is awake, has she left, and whether she has made a lot of noise. β
Han Han said oh and left, on the way he wondered and recalled his dream just now.