Chapter 1: I feel like I've been struck by lightning
Mrs. Liang has two major prides.
The second pride is that her eldest son Zhong Lixin has become the prince of the court, and the first pride is that her second son Zhong Liyi's eldest daughter Zhong Liyi is about to become the third princess.
Zhongli is quiet and dignified and virtuous, knowledgeable and courteous, and the whole country has the name of virtuous lady, so he was personally pointed out by the emperor to the three princes.
The emperor favors the three princes the most, and he will soon be crowned the crown prince. A few months after the crown prince is the wedding date, so Zhongli Youyou is actually the crown princess.
The Mama Li in front of her, who slapped Zhongli's whole family up and down, is from the Shangyi Bureau in the palace, and today she went to Baorou Zhongli's house to teach Zhongli some palace etiquette in advance.
Her mouth opened and closed one by one: "I didn't expect you to be so young, old lady, with white skin and black hair, and you look like you are only thirty or forty years old. When the old slave saw you, he felt that he was twenty years younger. ”
The gray-haired Mrs. Liang couldn't smile and touched her face and sideburns, as if she was really only thirty or forty years old.
"Mama Li is really good at laughing, her old body is like fifty years old at most, how can she be as young as thirty or forty years old."
Mama Li continued to open her eyes and talk nonsense.
"The old lady has wronged the old slave, and the old slave is the famous Li Laoshi. If you want me to say that the most enviable thing about the old lady is not that she is maintained like a young man, but that she teaches a dignified and virtuous lady, elegant manners, kindness and beauty, both ability and political integrity, and no one praises her. The old ladies of the big families outside can't teach talents like Miss Er no matter how hard they work for decades. ”
If she doesn't hurry up to shoot the fart of the future princess's grandmother now, I'm afraid that she won't have a chance in the future, and Mama Li has no shame at all.
None of the people who should be praised have been left behind, and the people who should not be praised have not been mentioned, Mama Li is promising.
Mrs. Liang smiled and said modestly: "My family is indeed better than other girls, but it is not as exaggerated as the legend. ”
She took a sip of tea, and the teacup couldn't hide the smile on her lips.
Mama Li was gearing up to use the bragging skills she had learned all her life, when a scream suddenly came from outside.
Mrs. Liang and Mama Li immediately hurried out.
In the corridor of the curved pond opposite, an arrogant and beautiful girl beat a thin man with a wrist-sized stick and screamed.
Mama Li knew that this must be the only eldest lady in Zhongli's family who failed to educate.
At this time, you should play dumb.
Just as he was about to pretend that he didn't see anything and return to the main hall with Mrs. Liang, he saw that the teacup in Mrs. Liang's hand suddenly smashed "dang", and the whole person seemed to be struck by lightning.
The girl who was beating someone on the opposite side withdrew her stick and stared condescendingly at the man cowering on the ground, and said with her eyebrows: "You dare to gamble with me Zhongli Youyou, I think you are too long." ”
The man shuddered and replied, "I don't dare anymore, I beg the second lady to spare my life." ”
The girl rudely took out a few taels of silver from the man's body and put it in her arms, picked up the man, and pointed to the curved pool with a bright smile.
"Jump."
The man shook his head desperately, she raised her foot and kicked over, patted the dust on her hands and turned around and walked away, without looking at the man who "plopped" into the water.
Mama Li felt that she was also struck by thunder.
This is the Zhongli Youyou who I just boasted about in the heavens and on the earth?
The scene in front of her made Mrs. Liang Lei Lei tender and outward, and the "plop" sound finally pulled her back to reality, and she didn't want to pull Mama Li inside.
"Hehe, it's too foggy here, let's go in and have tea."
Mama Li hugged the railing and didn't let go, and her eyes aimed at the opposite side: "I'm a little itchy on my body, so I'm basking in the sun here." ”
Mrs. Liang said to the maids while dragging Mama Li: "Are you deaf? Mama Li has lice on her body, so don't hurry up and pull her in to help her catch lice. ”
The maids immediately helped to drag Mama Li, and Mama Li was in a hurry and grabbed the railing with her feet.
Zhongli Youyou had already returned to the pavilion, and a pair of smart and clear eyes secretly looked to the other side.
Mama Li can still carry it for a while, not bad, she can play with peace of mind.
Picking up the dice cup on the table, she energetically said to the two small maids and two maids gathered next to her: "I will be the banker, or bet on the size, at least ten taels per game." This time I promise you won't be deceived. ”
The little maid and the maid shook their heads in unison.
"We've just lost all our money."
Zhongli Youyou said: "It's okay, I'll lend you money, but I will charge ten percent interest." ”
The little maids and the maids "pounced" and knelt down and kowtowed: "Ask the second lady to let go of the little one." ”
Zhongli Youyou raised his right foot and stepped on the countertop, and glanced at the other side by the way.
There was a maid who opened the blood basin and bit Mama Li's arm, and a maid took two hairs to sweep the tip of her nose, Mama Li was strong and unyielding, holding the railing, looking at this side firmly.
Oops, it's miserable.
"It's okay if you don't gamble, I'll send you to the palace as eunuchs for men, and I'll send you to the nunnery to be sisters-in-law for women."
Zhongli Youyu threw the dice up and down, and had a good time alone.
The maid and the little maid wanted to cry without tears, so they could only lend her money to accompany her to compensate.
She was too domineering and ordered the four of them to bet on the same number.
It was also their bad luck that they gambled two games in a row.
At once, he lost twenty taels of silver, plus twenty taels of interest.
They "pounced" and knelt down again: "Let's stop betting, beg the second lady to let it go." ”
Zhongli shook his head when he saw that they were not interested, and his gaze turned to the other side.
Mrs. Liang was directing a few small men to see the railing.
There was a maid who took off Mama Li's shoes and scratched the soles of her feet, and there were two maids scratching her armpits on the left and right, she cried and laughed and gritted her teeth and hugged the railing to look this way.
She playfully threw a flying kiss to Mama Li.
"If you don't gamble, drink with me."
She threw the dice cup casually, took a jar of wine from the small table next to her and poured a few bowls, and drank half a bowl heartily.
It's better to drink than to lose, and the four of them rushed to toast with her, drinking bowl after bowl.
Zhongli sang with a clap ghost crying wolf: "Come, I'll teach you to sing, the sea laughs, and the tide on both sides of the strait ......"
She snickered in her heart, this volume can be heard by the gods in the sky, let alone the other side.
Mrs. Liang was shocked by the incomplete singing, and turned her head to look, only to see her proud second granddaughter singing and dancing crookedly like a madman.
She was so anxious, she should have asked someone to take her second granddaughter down just now, but now it was too late.
She frowned, how long will the railing be sawed?
Mama Li's hands hurt and her body itched, and the taste was indescribable.
She hated it in her heart.
Zhongli's family deceived the world and stole their reputation, delusionally trying to hide from the world and let a vicious woman who drank and gambled, had no virtue and no talent, and did everything to cover up the facts.
Fortunately, she insisted on seeing the facts clearly until now, and she must expose the scandal of Zhong Li's family when she returns to Beijing.
Suddenly, her head hurt, and she turned her head to see Mrs. Liang who was close at hand.
I rolled my eyes and lost consciousness.