After passing the assessment test of the Shenlong Palace, Yu Xiaohuan was reluctantly canonized as Jieyu, and since then she has a green head card......

What's even more unfortunate is that on the first day that the green head card was sent to Yanjia Palace, Yu Xiaohuan was drawn.

Yu Xiaohuan thought of many ways to commit suicide with anxiety, hanging, jumping into the lake, eating poison, or hitting her head to death, but she couldn't do anything when she thought of the pain in the process of death.

Hey, it may be better to die than to live.

However, the things that made her regret even more were yet to come. Getting the favor of the emperor's old son is not as complacent as it is on TV, she even suddenly felt that the emperor's woman was the most inferior woman in this feudal empire, and she had to go to Huaqing Palace to be stripped naked, bathed and changed, and then sent to Yanjia Hall to wait.

In the process, Yu Xiaohuan felt like a stupid pig waiting to be slaughtered.

When they were about to fall asleep, the emperor Lao'er came.

Yu Xiaohuan saw that there was still a beard on the somewhat old face, and felt that this person looked kind. But no matter how you look at it, he is an elder!

Yu Xiaohuan wanted to give it a fight and make a delaying tactic, so he pretended to be clever and said, "Can I speak?" ”

Emperor Lao'er smiled, "Of course you can." ”

Yu Xiaohuan continued: "Then can I report it?" ”

"Oh?" The emperor touched his beard and said, "Who are you going to report?" ”

"I don't know." Yu Xiaohuan's big innocent eyes flickered, "But he definitely didn't do his duty." I can't write well, I can't compose poems, and I can't understand anything about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but he made me a talent, and now I am named Jieyu. At first, I thought that everyone's level was not very good, but in the Yeting Palace, I have seen the handwriting of other talented people, which is very good-looking, and I am proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting......"

The emperor said in a difficult way: "What can I do about this? This person who has not done his duty is none other than me. ”

"Huh?" Yu Xiaohuan suddenly felt like he was hit by a thunderbolt from a sunny day, and he couldn't move for a long time.

It's over, this little clever actually played on the emperor's head, isn't this looking for death? Yu Xiaohuan felt that his neck was cold and swishing.

Seeing the smile in the emperor's eyes, Yu Xiaohuan dared to ask again: "Then, why?" ”

"I'm impressed with you." The emperor said, "At the court meeting, I still can't help but laugh when I think about the songs you danced and sang. ”

Hehehe...... Yu Xiaohuan smiled and said coincidentally: "Then I'll dance for you again?" ”

"Okay, but ......" the emperor looked at the quilt wrapped around her.

Yu Xiaohuan felt another pimple in her heart, and silently prayed: Emperor Lao'er, you have seen more women than men I know, you must be calm, don't be tempted!

Then pretended to be arrogant and said: "You are the emperor, is it difficult for you to live in just one set of clothes?" ”

"Haha, I'm speechless!" The emperor immediately ordered the eunuchs to bring clothes.

Yu Xiaohuan hid and changed her clothes, while recalling how she danced at the beginning.

Without music, Yu Xiaohuan felt like a deceitful goddess, but she didn't dare to stop, for fear that the emperor would suddenly say that she was going to bed.

The emperor leaned on the dragon couch and let her jump, watching with interest, and did not shout to stop.

When Yu Xiaohuan was finally so tired that she couldn't breathe and didn't dare to gasp, she had to stop.

The emperor yawned and said, "I thought I was going to jump until dawn!" ”

Yu Xiaohuan thought to herself: I would like to, but my strength does not allow it.

Yu Xiaohuan pouted and stood dejectedly.

The emperor asked again: "What, you have to stand until dawn?" ”

Yu Xiaohuan muttered in a low voice, "Isn't it okay? ”

The Emperor got up from the dragon couch and walked over to her, staring at her.

Yu Xiaohuan was so nervous that her little heart was about to jump out, and she hurriedly smirked and said, "Your Majesty, I'll teach you to dance!" ”

But the emperor Lao'er said, "You don't want to be close to me? ”

Yu Xiaohuan thought to herself: Of course! My Yu Xiaohuan is from the Appearance Association. But he pretended to be stupid and asked, "Why did the emperor say that?" ”

Emperor Lao'er said: "No one in the palace has taught you that you can't call yourself 'me' in front of me, and you can't call me 'you'?" "The tone is flat, but it is full of majesty!

"Teach...... taught. Yu Xiaohuan knew that she should pounce on her knees and beg for mercy at this time, but her legs trembled and she didn't listen to her command at all.

"Then why don't you call yourself a concubine?" The emperor asked again. There was light in his eyes, he was cunning and intelligent, as if he always saw everything clearly.

"No...... Not used to it. Yu Xiaohuan replied tremblingly.

"Oh?" Emperor Lao'er put his hands behind his back and his chin raised slightly, "What do you think you can do to get used to it?" ”

Yu Xiaohuan buried her head lower, "I don't know." ”

Emperor Lao'er's face turned blue, and he said coldly, "You don't want to be my woman?!" ”

Yu Xiaohuan couldn't cry or laugh, thinking: Am I going to hang up again?

Since you're going to die, let it go. Yu Xiaohuan raised his head and said quite arrogantly: "This is the second time we have met. To put it bluntly, I don't know about you, and I haven't liked you yet, but you are the Ninety-Five, where do I have the qualifications to talk about what I am willing or not. ”

"Then you mean that you want to talk about your relationship with me first?" The emperor's expression became quite strange.

"Don't you want to?" Yu Xiaohuan was disappointed, "Also, you are the Ninth Five-Year Honor, how can you waste time with this little woman with me." ”

"It's a feral cat that's hard to train!" The emperor Lao'er said that, and hugged Yu Xiaohuan.

Yu Xiaohuan was so frightened that he didn't even dare to move.

The emperor Lao'er put her on the bed and jokingly said: "Wasn't it quite wild just now, why is it well-behaved now." ”

Yu Xiaohuan pouted and said, "I...... I didn't say anything about ...... "I" for a long time, so I had to close my eyes in despair.

Unexpectedly, she waited for a long time and didn't move, and finally only heard the emperor say, "I will give you time." ”

After a long time, she opened her eyes, and the emperor was gone, feeling inexplicable, but she was finally relieved.

trembling until the next day, I didn't see any father-in-law come over and order her to be executed or anything, Yu Xiaohuan just thought: Could it be that the emperor is so generous and doesn't care about my little woman?

As a result, her father-in-law came, and he almost scared her out of her guts. But just now, it was the good news that brought her with a smile.

She didn't be a Jieyu for two days, but she was suddenly named Qingwanrong and gave her an independent palace. Others thought it was the work of the waiter and prayed that their green head card would be drawn.