Chapter 190: The Tsundere Emperor
Moving to the new palace, Yu Xiaohuan is much freer, and she can still wander around the palace compound if she has nothing to do, the only bad thing is that the emperor Lao'er comes over every now and then to "cultivate feelings" with her.
For the first time, Yu Xiaohuan pretended not to know anything about the world, and told the emperor Lao'er interesting stories about her childhood for a night, of course, these interesting things were made up by her brain. The emperor listened too much, smiled and fell asleep.
The second time, Yu Xiaohuan insisted that the emperor Lao'er tell her a story, and if she didn't tell it, she would be coquettish and cute, and she was unwilling to sleep. When the emperor Lao'er spoke, when it was almost time, she fell asleep.
The third time, Yu Xiaohuan really felt that she couldn't be so fooled, after all, she was the Ninth Five-Year Honor, and if she accidentally provoked her, her life would be difficult to protect, and there were so many people up and down the Xiangguo Mansion. She decided to give the emperor a little sweetness - teach the emperor to dance as a duet, what a waste and how much to enhance the relationship!
The emperor Lao'er was stunned and didn't learn for a while, but he was arrogant, and he was obviously dancing backwards, but he said: "How can this be reasonable, how can it be the respect of the Ninety-Five, you can't retreat!" ”
Yu Xiaohuan looked confused, "We are dancing, not leading soldiers to fight." ”
"Then I won't retreat!" The emperor looked arrogant.
Yu Xiaohuan glared at him fiercely, thinking: If you weren't the emperor, I would have stepped on you earlier.
"Then don't jump!" Yu Xiaohuan shook off the emperor's hand and turned his back to get angry.
"You...... How dare you talk to me like this! "The emperor was so angry that his beard was about to fly.
Yu Xiaohuan was stunned in his heart, but he still said with a dead face: "If the emperor doesn't want to have a heart-to-heart connection with the concubine, he can dispose of the concubine casually, anyway, the concubine is a weak woman, and she has no power to resist." ”
Emperor Lao'er suddenly leaned his chin on Yu Xiaohuan's shoulder, and said a little proudly: "You just called it 'concubine'." ”
It turns out that he eats this set! Yu Xiaohuan thought to herself, and arrogantly quibbled: "Hmph, that's ...... I made a slip of the tongue! ”
"Oh?!" The emperor turned around and left, and began to snicker when he went out.
Yu Xiaohuan was also snickering with her back to the door, she knew that the emperor Lao'er was not angry anymore in the end.
On this day, the weather was sunny and cloudless, Yu Xiaohuan wore a new long skirt given by the emperor to the imperial garden to enjoy the flowers, but he didn't expect to meet Zhang Yan on the road.
Yu Xiaohuan didn't notice that Zhang Yan was the current crown princess during the court meeting that day. Now that I think about it, it is reasonable for Zhang Yan to embarrass her everywhere at the Liufu Poetry Conference that day.
Zhang Yan looked at her, the corners of his mouth smiled slightly, but his gaze was hostile.
Yu Xiaohuan walked straight up to her, smiled nobly and dignifiedly, and said meaningfully: "When this princess sees the concubine in the palace, doesn't she need to salute?" ”
Zhang Yan swallowed his anger in his heart, bowed his head and knees, and said in a kind voice: "Yan'er asks Qing Wanrong'an." Then he walked to Yu Xiaohuan's side, gritted his teeth and added: "You are not a concubine now, I'm afraid you can't afford the gift of the crown princess!" ”
Yu Xiaohuan replied: "That's also your elder!" ”
Although the flowers in the imperial garden are beautiful, Yu Xiaohuan is no longer in a good mood to enjoy the flowers. He sat down next to a flower tree in a daze.
"Life is really boring!" Yu Xiaohuan unconsciously sighed softly.
"Why is it boring?" Suddenly, a voice came from behind the trunk.
Yu Xiaohuan has been listening to this voice for several days, and she has been scared for several days, so she jumped up directly in fright this time.
But then she was the first, she usually pretended to be very good in front of this person, and she couldn't admit it all at once, so she pretended to be very excited, jumped in front of the emperor Lao'er, and said happily: "Why are you here?" ”
Seeing this, the old eunuch beside the emperor Lao'er was so frightened that he quickly coughed his throat, Yu Xiaohuan reacted and immediately greeted him.
The emperor Lao'er said: "I heard Qing Wanrong's lament, so I came. ”
Yu Xiaohuan said in her heart: Oh my God, at this age, he can still flirt! Emotional intelligence is a little better than that elm brain, but it's a pity to pity the three thousand beauties in the harem, I don't know how hard it is to be deceived by you.
The emperor seemed to be in a good mood, and said, "Tell me, who made Qing Wanrong unhappy?" ”
Yu Xiaohuan estimated it in her heart, and said with a smile, "Actually, there is nothing unhappy, it is just that I met someone I offended outside the palace just now." ”
"Oh, then she shouldn't dare offend you now, my woman!" Emperor Lao'er said proudly.
Yu Xiaohuan praised the venue and said: "Yes, yes, today is different from the past, I can be regarded as climbing the dragon and attaching the phoenix!" But do you know who she is now? ”
The emperor asked cooperatively, "Who?" ”
"Your daughter-in-law, the Crown Princess!" Yu Xiaohuan sighed secretly.
The emperor stroked his beard, raised his eyebrows, and deliberately asked: "Oh, does she dare not take you as an elder in her eyes?" ”
"Not really." Yu Xiaohuan frowned, "But, I can't do anything with her!" ”
The emperor seemed to understand something, but he was still pretending to be confused and said, "Oh, then what do you want to do with her?" ”
"Hee-hee." Yu Xiaohuan smiled, "I just want her to kneel in front of me obediently and give me a big kneeling salute, in that case, she will definitely be angry all day." ”
"That's it?" The emperor asked rhetorically.
Yu Xiaohuan said bluntly: "That's pretty much it, this is already a big gift, you can't let her bow to the ground, that's ...... It's too much, so be it. ”
"I've got a way to get what you want." Emperor Lao'er walked to Yu Xiaohuan's side, approached his ear and said, "How about I canonize you as a concubine and let the crown prince and the princess come to congratulate you?" ”
Hehe, there is no such thing as a free lunch! Yu Xiaohuan saw through the old fox's conspiracy at once, so he excused himself a little angrily and said, "Does the emperor want to harm me?" How can a concubine be a concubine, just be Wanrong and set up a concubine in a few days, isn't this to provoke the jealousy of others? ”
"So, it's wrong for me to pamper you?!" Long Yan was already a little displeased.
Yu Xiaohuan continued to be angry, in fact, he said cutely: "The emperor doesn't have to spoil the child's temper of the concubine, the concubine is just cautious, and occasionally wants to be angry and play prestige, why waste manpower and material resources, and trouble you to set up a concubine for me, it's not cost-effective!" ”
"Little children? Hum! The emperor glared at her fiercely from the corner of his eye, and walked away.
Yu Xiaohuan realized that she had said the wrong thing, she described herself as a child's temper, so what is her relationship with this bearded Ninety-Five? Thinking of this, the back of her neck was cold and swishing.
She thought about it, so she should hurry back to the palace, so as not to make the emperor angry and go back to settle accounts with her.