Three-zero-three, Vukeed (four-zero)
Wu Xiaobei and Huang Zhou quietly closed the door and went to the house to watch TV when Uncle Bite was dancing happily, and the two guessed that when Uncle Bite woke up and saw that no one was cheering, they should be informed and interesting, and retreat in the face of difficulties, and no one should be embarrassed if they say goodbye to each other.
I don't want to bite my uncle, this old boy doesn't know what is going on, and the two of them have been watching TV for less than fifteen minutes, and there is a "clang" sound outside again.
Wu Xiaobei, who was in an unhappy mood, was so angry that he couldn't help but say, got up and went to the kitchen to get a pan and a rolling pin, and Huang Zhou and Huang Zhou took it one by one, trotted to the door, hid the weapon behind him, and prepared to fight as soon as he opened it.
Wu Xiaobei opened the door a crack, Huang Zhou wanted to smash the pan over, but there were hinges hanging on the door, and the pan obviously couldn't get out, so he had to hide the weapon first, and Wu Xiaobei asked him to take off the hinge.
The two fierce gods were vicious, grinning their teeth, wah-wow, Wu Xiaobei reached out to pull out the bolt of the hinge, and there was a great tendency to bite Uncle alive.
At the moment of this thousand equals, an object suddenly flashed in gracefully through the crack in the door, green, with an old man printed on it, this object was shaken twice by the courier, and it seemed that there was a light flickering, yes, it was a hundred dollars, a brand new "knife".
This thing is like the sun after the dark clouds, so that the anger of the two evaporated instantly, the gloomy clouds on Wu Xiaobei's face dissipated, the fog on Huang Zhou's face disappeared, and the expression on his face began to turn towards the sunshine.
Huang Zhou wanted to say something, but he didn't know what to say, he just stared at the dollar stupidly, Wu Xiaobei's face was relatively big, and he was crazy again, hesitated for a moment, and took the dollar into his hand.
"Hurry up and let people in, I found you people!" Wu Xiaobei shook the money twice, and when he saw that it was true, he immediately blew his beard at Huang Zhou, blaming him for treating guests slowly, "No, I have to let people come in and say it." Foreign friends, early in the morning, let the family stand outside. ”
Huang Zhou is worthy of being Wu Xiaobei's old friend, so he immediately cooperated, agreed in a low voice, hid the pot behind his back, and opened the hinge with his other hand.
As soon as the door opened, Uncle Bite put away his politeness, and walked in with a gift bag vividly, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw the rolling pin in Wu Xiaobei's hand and the frying pan in Huang Zhou's hand, and he couldn't help but be surprised.
"It's fun to have friends from afar, haha," Wu Xiaobei hurriedly handed the rolling pin in his hand to Huang Zhou, and said with a smile, "We are about to cook two dishes for you, look, haha!" ”
Uncle Bite didn't ask, walked to the sofa and sat down with a big grin, Wu Xiaobei gave Huang Zhou a look, motioned him to get a drink, and then walked to Uncle Biting and sat down, ready to ask the reason for the matter, and then talk nonsense, make up a few reasons, let him retreat from the difficulty, and leave by himself.
I don't want Wu Xiaobei to ask yet, Uncle Bite first took two bundles of brand-new 100 yuan bills from his gift bag, "Smack!" He put it on the table with a bang, and then pushed it in front of Wu Xiaobei, and said angrily: "This is my rent." So first of all, why did I come to you? ”
"No, not at all," Wu Xiaobei took the two wades of money in his hand, panting, and his heart was crazy with happiness, and he was about to call Uncle Biting "Timely Rain" Brother Song Gongming, so it doesn't matter why he came, he smiled incoherently, "You can come, it is sincerity." There is no need to explain anything, if there is anything we don't understand, we will check it on the Internet ourselves. The best rooms are ready, guaranteed to make you take risks, guaranteed to make you regret, ah, guaranteed not to regret, you don't have to worry, Huang Zhou! ”
Huang Zhouying ran over with him, and when he saw the money in Wu Xiaobei's hand, he immediately understood what was going on, and his face immediately smiled brightly, and he nodded to Uncle Biting.
"Tianzi No. 2 room, immediately lead Uncle Bite to his room," Wu Xiaobei instructed Huang Zhou. Huang Zhou immediately pretended to be a runner, hunched his waist, accompanied him carefully, and led Uncle Bite upstairs.
Upstairs, Pudding was woken up by the sound downstairs, and as soon as he came out of his room, he saw Huang Zhou leading Uncle Bite over.
"Ah, you came first?" Pudding watched Uncle Bite walk by and couldn't help blurting out.
"You know?" Huang Zhou listened to Pudding's tone and looked at the two with curious eyes.
"Huh? This cat can actually talk? Uncle Bing was taken aback when he heard Pudding speak, and turned his head to ask Huang Zhoudao.
"Ah, yes," Huang Zhou didn't know how to explain, paused, and said nonsense, "Didn't you take the risk to experience these things, after receiving your money, we must start immediately, we can't let you suffer, right?" ”
Uncle Bite nodded, looking at the pudding suspiciously, making the pudding uncomfortable.
"Let's go, it seems that it is quite familiar to you," Huang Zhou persuaded Uncle Bite to go back to the room first, and said, "When you settle down, you can talk alone in a while." ”
Uncle Bite waved his hand to Pudding to say hello, and then went to his room with Huang Zhou, looking back several times along the way.
"You knew him before?" Wu Xiaobei also heard a few conversations upstairs, and while clicking on the dollar in his hand, he asked Pudding, who had just jumped on the sofa.
"Ah, I've seen it on TV," replied Pudding cleverly with a roll of her eyes.
"He's one of the six?" Wu Xiaobei asked tentatively.
"Whatever," said Pudding, excitedly, "we have money now, think about how we spend it!" ”
"Oops, the management teacher is not here," Wu Xiaobei frowned as he counted the money, "Otherwise, you can let him go and change the money and get some delicious food." How do you pay for takeout with these dollars? That's a problem. ”
"If I'm here, there won't be any problems," Huang Zhou acted quickly, settled down and turned back.
"Give me a hundred dollars, and I'll turn it into yuan for you," Huang Zhou stretched out his hand to ask Wu Xiaobei for money.
Wu Xiaobei was skeptical, but there was nothing he could do for a while, so he carefully took out one, handed it to Huang Zhou and instructed: "If you give me a hundred yuan, then I will hit you with a slingshot at night!" ”
"Absolutely not," Huang Zhou took the dollar, shook it with a "swish", shook it twice in front of the two, and then folded the dollar into a small square, put it in his hand and rubbed it twice, but when he opened his hand again, his hand had turned into five red squares.
Wu Xiaobei took five small squares from Huang Zhou's hand, and after seeing that it was not a big bubble gum, he unfolded the small squares, and sure enough, the real five hundred yuan yuan.
Wu Xiaobei counted, asked questions again, and said to Huang Zhou: "Now that the US dollar is more than 6 to 6 against the yuan, how did you conjure up five?" Why can't you change a few more? ”
Huang Zhou smiled slyly: "Is this, I don't know, 'since ancient times, the will of heaven is difficult to ask', God's meaning, I can't help it." ”
"You didn't take advantage of yourself, did you?" Wu Xiaobei counted the half-new and not old RMB in his hand, and debunked it with a smile.
"You took all the money I had," Huang Zhou disguised, "I don't believe you can search again, it's really providential." ”
"Well, providence! Did providence allow you to turn money empty-handed, not exchanged? Pudding joked with Huang Zhou.
"Ah, that's not good, otherwise I'll be able to make money myself," Huang Zhou denied.
"Or the heavens," Pudding laughed, "So, there are immortals up there to make the difference in the middle?" ”
"Maybe, I don't know," Huang Zhou replied with a hard time explaining himself.
"Don't embarrass him," Wu Xiaobei and Honghua squeezed their eyes and smiled, "If you have money, let's order takeout first and entertain Uncle Bite." Well, if he wasn't one of the six, we'd have to find a way to get him out of the way. ”
"What? You let him quit!? Pudding's reaction was unusually strong.
"What's wrong?" Wu Xiaobei also felt that Pudding's expression was a little wrong, and he couldn't help but wonder.
"He's the God of Wealth," Pudding also found himself a little too intense, and cleared his throat and explained, "If we take action, we don't know how much money can be used, how can you let this big fat sheep go?" ”
"But if we take action, it's really dangerous," Wu Xiaobei couldn't help but worry about the past, "He's just a fat man who can sing, isn't this going to die in vain?" ”
"Hmph, if we don't have money, we will die for nothing," Huang Zhou disagreed, "As the saying goes, 'Before the soldiers and horses move, the grain and grass go first'." You let him go, let's drink the northwest wind, really! ”
"Yes, yes, that's right," Pudding said in agreement, emphasizing his point of view, "my invention, your invention, you need money to upgrade, otherwise you can't act at all." For today's plan, it is not to let Uncle Bite go, but to think about how to let him get more money. ”
While a few people were arguing about the whereabouts of the uncle, there was a knock on the door again, "Bang Bang!" "Boom! ”。
A few of them all turned their heads to look at Uncle Bite's room, Uncle Biting had just come out, with a big vest and big pants, flip-flops, and he didn't regard himself as an outsider at all, and when he heard someone knocking on the door, his face also showed the same surprise as a few.